discussion comment
16 years ago
This only happened to me once. I once did a nympho whose hoo haa smelled like tuna-overwhelmingly so, but once in a strip club, some gal climbed in my lap. Her hoo haa smelled worse than anything like I'd ever been exposed to. I once opened a shed in which a dog had died just days before. That was bad, but this stripper, the stench was overwhelming. She smelled like twenty guys had deposited their load in her the night before, and she hadn't washed since, and had skipped washing her hoo haa for a week. I actually stopped her thirty seconds after she had started squirming on me and I paid her to go away.
I've had numerous LD's, literally hundreds of dancers, but this was the only smelly one.
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16 years ago
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Book GuyI write it like I mean it, but mostly they just want my money.
I think the only place where this place could exist would be is in Nevada.
You walk in the front door, and the room to your right has music and comedy acts, and girls to provide the GFE. The next room to the right is a strip club. Directly across the hall from the room is private rooms for extras.
Across the hall from the first room would be a restaurant with an erotic theme (topless waitresses????)
Upstairs would be rooms for all night GFE's and prolonged extras.
discussion comment
16 years ago
In Houston, St. James has an adequate dinner buffet-but nothing to write home about.
Other Houston spots offer food. Some of the fancy clubs on Westheimer-Centerfolds, Penthouse Club, etc. offer a rotating menu-which offers a steak night (see their websites).
I eat before I go to a club, then use good dental practices. A dancer will give better mileage (get close) if your mouth doesn't smell like an ashtray/sewage plant.
discussion comment
15 years ago
One has to take in the context of the time. In 1977, child sex was a hot thing among the rich & famous. Half a dozen child porn magazines were in international distribution, mainstream Lolita films were being shot by studios (i.e. Pretty Baby), porn companies would rent adjacent hotel rooms. In one room a legal hotty was having sex and in the adjacent room, a 10-11 year old was having sex with a boy and/or man. Finally, stage mothers were having their preteen daughters pose in mainstream magazines. 12 year old Eva Ionesco posed borderline X rated in French Playboy and 12 year old Brooke Shields posed nude in a photographer's magazine.
Roman thought he was going to use the old casting couch on the girl, but it went all wrong. Then, like some Hollywood folk, he was surprised when he was going to actually be held accountable for his actions-so he fled.
Normally, this case would've disappeared in the statute of limitations, but several years ago, California, like some states, did away with statute of limitations on child sex crimes. His arrest will most likely turn into an exercise of futilism and he'll return to France after some legal arguments take place.
discussion comment
15 years ago
My favorite SC song:
Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen ("What hotel number is she in?")
Boys and motherfuckin' girls ("319, 319" "Cool")
This is your captain with no name speakin'
And I'm here 2 rock your world
With a tale that will soon be classic
About a woman U already know
No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain
Pussy Control (Are U ready?)
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Our story begins in a schoolyard
A little girl skipping rope with her friends
A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket
Just school books 4 the fight she would be in
One day over this hoodie
She got beat 4 some clothes and a rep
With her chin up, she scolded "All y'all's molded
When I'm rich, on your neck I will step"
And step she did 2 the straight A's
Then college, a master degree
She hired the heifers that jumped her
And made everyone of them work 4 free?
No! Why?
So what if my sisters are triflin'?
They just don't know
She said "Mama didn't tell'em what she told me
'Girl, U need Pussy Control'" (Are U ready?)
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Verse 2
Pussy got bank in her pockets
Before she got dick in her drawers
If brother didn't have good 'n' plenty of his own
In love Pussy never did fall
And this fool named Trick wanna stick her
Uh, talkin' more shit than a bit
'Bout how he gonna make Pussy a star
If she come and sing a lick on his hit
Pussy said "Nigga, U crazy if U don't know
Every woman in the world ain't a freak
U can go platinum 4 times
Still couldn't make what I make in a week
So push up on somebody that wanna hear that
Cuz this somebody here don't wanna know
Boy, U better act like U understand
When U roll with Pussy Control" (Are U ready?)
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Breakdown
(Are U ready 4 the best Pussy U ever felt?) {x2}
With one more verse 2 the story
I need another piece of your ear
I wanna hip U all 2 the reason
I'm known as the Player of the Year
Cuz I met this girl named Pussy
At the club - International Balls
She was rollin' 4-deep
3 sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl drivin' a Hog
I pulled up right beside her
And my electric top went down
I said "Motherfucker, I know your reputation
And I'm astounded that U're here
I fear U're lonely and U want 2 know
A 12 o'clock straight up nigga
That don't give a shit that U're Pussy Control
Well I'm that nigga, at least I wanna be
But it's gonna be hard as hell
2 keep my mind off a body
That would make every rich man
Want 2 sell, sell, sell (75, we need another.. 85, 85 here, sold!)
Can I tell U what I'm thinkin' that U already know?
U need a motherfucker that respects your name"
Now say it, Pussy Control (Are U ready?)
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
And the moral of this motherfucker is
Ladies, make'em act like they know
U are, was, and always will be Pussy Control (Are U ready?)
Peace and be wild (Aaah, Pussy Control)
Say what, huh? (Oh)
Oh no, don't U think about callin' her a ho (Are U ready?)
U juvenile delinquent
Best sit your ass down
Talkin' about Pussy Control
Huh, can U dig it?
discussion comment
16 years ago
For me, most strippers will put out. I've only been pissed at a stripper once (long story [ROB]). Strippers B+
Politicians-only a handful have ever lived up to their promises-Reagan, Linda Smith, and Perot (and Bush as Governor-he was a GREAT Governor). The rest have failed miserably. Politicians D-
discussion comment
16 years ago
My biggest was my most recent visit to St. James. I've always had this thing for the "Lolita" woman-4'10", thin frame, doll faced (most dancers seem to be my size-or a whole lot bigger.
Anyway, I spot this lolita, after years of looking. St. James is usually a high mileage club. I was looking forward to one of the most erotic moments of my life.
We go back to the private room, and there's limited (very limited) contact with her little boobies, and definitely no contact with anything below the waist. Two dances, and I was done.
discussion comment
16 years ago
It's a control issue for the wives. The wife "allows" honey to go to a strip joint (so she can tell her friends she's open minded), but she watches who he looks at, and when the couple gets a lapdance, the wife gets to control the action (because hubby will be very careful with his hands).
I don't get being controlled. This is why I'm single.
discussion comment
16 years ago
The bill is part of the democratic party ideal that a gigantic cradle to grave government is best for us because people are too stupid and employers too cruel and greedy to be trusted and need to be under the supervision of a government, not unlike one depicted in the book 1984 (Big Brother is watching you).
BTW-Conservative Bob Barr announced his candidcy for President on Monday as the Libertarian candidate.
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16 years ago
I have a really great leather jacket from my motorcycle days. I had worn it to a club one night. A cutie talked me into "two dances" before she went on stage. I left my drink and jacket at my table. When I got back, the stripper at the next table was trying to put it on her customer. I gave her the hairy eyeball, and she not only gave it back, apologizing profusely, saying her customer was totally drunk and he insisted it was his. She even offered me a free dance, but I declined for several reasons ( I wanted to screw her but I was so angry that had she said no, I might've lost my cool)
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16 years ago
Hi Emmy,
You sound like some of the truly screwed up women I've been with. For instance, I dated Janet from the first day of college until graduation. We had done everything but find a minister and date for our wedding. Suddenly she drops the bomb on me that she and dad are having sex, and therefore our engagement is now over. She confirmed strange things I had seen, but thought was my imagination. We had a lot in common, but dad's penis was just too addictive for her.
Then there's Kat. She was my ATF for three years. We had a lot in common-really. She could discuss classic movies at length, so she wasn't faking it. We also had great chemistry in bed. We were getting serious when she not only broke it off, but completely changed her locale, hours, club, etc. She told my present ATF she "felt conflicted" over a customer.
Like Kat and Janet, you're commitment phobic.
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16 years ago
I have met, in the US, females as young as 12 who have married Islamic men. Islamic men place a high value on stunningly beautiful and young females. After they've had them a little bit, they discard them because they consider them "soiled".
Shia law actually allows for polygamy (harems). Because the law allows for this, it is beyond unexcusable for a woman to want sex outside of marriage. For a woman to even exhibit sexuality outside of marriage is unthinkable and unexcusable. This law even calls for the immediate execution (preferably through stoning) for prostitutes.
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16 years ago
I've never met a dancer who would take a check. Have you?
This dates to the mid 80's when strippers could be as young as 16 in Texas. I was in an upscale joint and had LD's from several dancers. They introduced this blonde goddess, saying "It's her birthday, and she's now old enough to work here".
Just about every guy in the place went up on stage to tip her. I used my last twenty to get a quick LD from her (lot's of guys were only getting only one).
When she had her second go around on stage she had loosened up and just about every guy was getting a reach into her panties to put their tip in. I was out of money, completely, but I still had my checkbook. I wrote a check, and got a reach in.
I noticed later that the name on the check was a guy-probably a bouncer or bartender.
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16 years ago
Houston Dolls is a high mileage club. They've been raided 3-4 times since 2000. When I first went there in 2004 the dancers were getting more and more wild. Once, when I went there, there was open fucking and sucking going on in the private rooms. If a bra was laid in the room's doorway, it meant there was extras going on, so the manager wouldn't look in or disturb. Soon after it was raided. For me, I guess, when a club starts getting out of control, it's gonna happen soon.
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16 years ago
1) ALWAYS ALWAYS, cash only.
2) NEVER use their ATM, budget, and stick to it.
3) This is a fantasy experience. She is living under an assumed name-why can't you?
4) She is a fantasy. Even if she lets you suck her nips, some guy did that before you. Yes, your licking some other guy's spit.
5) Masturbate about an hour before you go to the club-unload the gun, this plays into the next rule.
6) Never tip the first girl you see onstage-even if she's super hot, Wait-she's probably not the only 9.5 in the club.
7) Odds are, if her G string is very tiny, there's a good chance she's high mileage. If she's got on panties that cover her butt cheeks, she's probably not high mileage.
8) If you're in a topless club, and she shows you her bush while she's onstage, this is a good sign.
9) Low on the list (but important)-how to spot a cop in a club-if he walks in the club, and steps aside from the door waiting for his eyes to adjust, then he takes a seat where he can watch the front door and the stage at the same time-the club is under surveillance. You might make this your last visit for a while.
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16 years ago
There is no national recession. Granted, gas and food prices are higher, but only certain parts of the country are affected. The subprime mess mostly affected those who really didn't have the income for a house in the first place.
The parts affected by economic slowdown will only bring single or married mothers into the club.
What would bring the women we desire most is if there were states, other than Nevada, that had legalized bordellos. It would be ideal work for college students, out of work actresses, and career girls interested in perfecting their work (the GFE).
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16 years ago
Consider the upscale club. Strippers are made up of:
40% College students-she's working her way through college. She may or may not be seduced by the dark side. If she is, she's considering stripping/escort work as a career. Considering the risks, this is not a sane thing to do.
40% Single Mothers-she hooked up with the bad boy in high school, he knocked her up, and left her with a mountain of debt. She's skating close to the edge and it doesn't take much for her to go over the edge.
20% Career Stripper-Most of these considered other careers before they found fun in sleeping in, and renting out an organ-the payment for which entitles her to a life where the boss doesn't mess with her schedule, doesn't test her urine, or make her work overtime.
discussion comment
16 years ago
Fifty years ago, when bordellos were illegal in the US, but nobody enforced the law, men in suits carried handkerchiefs. Handkerchiefs have many uses. Placed under your knees, they would prevent any mess from getting on your pants.
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16 years ago
Because of the energy sector, Houston is almost recession proof. Granted, there's victims of the easy home loan here, but they were poor folks with a sense of entitlement anyway.
I have noticed a rise in older dancers, probably trying to keep their families afloat (higher food prices).
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16 years ago
I was at St. James once when I met this perfect ten-she was stunning-she was also 6'6" in heels. A little ways into the conversation she told me she was saving up to fly to Amsterdam to enter a pot smoking contest.
So, now I'm thinking-a perfect ten who's going to be fun in the private room. We go upstairs, and she didn't try very hard. None of the basics that many Houston dancers provide, like nipple sucking and great grindage. She didn't go anywhere near my package and didn't let me go anywhere near hers.
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16 years ago
I was with Kat for three years before she suddenly took a powder. I've been with my present ATF for a year, although things between us have cooled (she quit drinking).
discussion comment
16 years ago
This site is about strippers and strip clubs, but it's also about where to find sex. Sex is easy to find in asia.
Shadowcat was venting. He's confused about the world.
discussion comment
16 years ago
The hurricane killed around 100k people. The Burmese government probably doesn't care. These are not a free people. Some survivors are fleeing the country. The price of life is cheap in Asia. That's why child prostitution flourishes in Asia. Busts are only made when some US News Agency goes over there with a camera crew and presses a few dollars into the hands of the local constabulary-so that the US reporters can get a gotcha moment on camera.
Outside of the Japanese, no Asian government is interested in taking care of their constituency, and the Japanese are that way because we leveled their cities then forced American culture and values down their throat. Don't go the wrong direction with this, besides the Brits, the Japanese are our most steadfast allies. China is a rising menace. There are some in Japan who want to amp up their military (build aircraft carriers). To keep China under control, this is our best bet.
discussion comment
16 years ago
It is illegal to pay for sex in the US, however,
It is not illegal to barter for sex. In other words, if you paint their house, put in a fence, fix their car, or provide some other service, then the sex isn't illegal.
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16 years ago
I've always been a radical, but for the life of me I simply don't understand why states other than Nevada don't legalize bordellos. Not only would they bring in tons of tax money and boost local economies, but the populace would become more docile.
Europe vs. US
For millenia, Europe had one war after another-some for absolutely silly reasons. During WW2, the US leveled euro cities and the europeans took from it the lesson that war is silly. Since WW2, most countries in Europe avoided war while it seems that the US has been in one war after another. During this same period, the US made it harder and harder to get laid while Europe became permissive. Therefore, I strongly believe that the US has violent movies and lives in a state of war because it's sexually frustrated. Europe on the other hand, believes in never ending diplomacy.
Have you ever seen a guy who gets laid everyday picking fights?