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14 years ago
I have noticed that I've met only one stripper with soft hands.
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14 years ago
The part time receptionist in my office is a success story. She married very well and just works for pocket money to buy him gifts.
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14 years ago
Hollywood likes to think of itself as a large family, but truth be told porn people are close. I'm sure this kind of thing comes as a shock to them. They will grieve, and most likely help the families with funeral/burial costs.
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14 years ago
I used to get those kind of things from Nigeria. My standard reply is that I bank at the First Bank of Stoopid and my account number is 000001. Sometimes I add that the bank is found at 123 Main Street in Anytown USA.
One time I actually had one guy keep trying-he was buying my Stoopid thing, but he was having trouble finding it. Finally, I asked for some pictures of his preteen daughter. He actually wrote back, asking what kind of pictures. When I told him, he finally got the clue.
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14 years ago
I think I get what king is driving at.
When I get lappers, I either get, or make the dancer, turn it into something sensual that turns into sex. I end up "getting high" on the experience ( a hormone/pheromone thing) and it stays with me for about a fortnight.
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14 years ago
There is a very good reason that people with tatoos are made to wait a year after getting a tatoo before they can donate blood. Her friends should also pony up for her to get a blood test to make sure that she didn't get any blood borne pathogens (i.e. hepatitis, tetanus, et.al.).
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14 years ago
OTC Gal frequently ran off to Memphis, Shreveport, or Orleans. Had the right circumstances arisen, she would've run off to Vegas, New York, and Miami.
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14 years ago
The best revenge is living well. Instead of losing his mind, he should've let his colleagues see him with a stunningly beautiful woman.
I've done it a couple of times and seeing the look on their faces is priceless.
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14 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Talking a stripper into OTC has numerous advantages, putting it into car terms:
Stripper: You see the car, you look under the hood, kick the tires and take the car for a test drive.
Escort-might be a car, or a moped, or some tires, you don't know. On a rare chance, it might be a Rolls Royce too.
The thing is, actually meeting the escort. When I worked at the hotel, I rescued an escort who ran in-being chased by two really pissed clients, who by their actions, wanted to take said woman and be violent with her. She was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. How she got herself in that situation ?????????????
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14 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I very much prefer OTC myself-security, prying eyes, etc. However, OTC most likely won't happen unless you "test drive" her once or twice first.
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14 years ago
1) Nude downstairs (juice only, no BYOB), topless upstairs (booze).
2) Couch rooms on left side of floor, booths on right side
3) No d.j. is great idea. Stage side computer programmed with songs ( no hip hop)
4) Front lobby, main floor, parking lot cameras covering every angle with overlap-with signs that security taken seriously. Armed guard in lobby and another in parking lot.
5) Club involved in public service projects (highway clean up, meals on wheels)
6) Updated web site. Some dancers are sensitive about having their pics posted, so their stage names would be listed as "presently on duty".
7) Bi annual raffles. Club buys carribean cruises and Hawaii vacation-raffled off with proceeds going to charities.
8) Annual stripper talent show in conjunction with holiday (Halloween ???)
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14 years ago
The NFL is taking a giant roll of the dice, hosting the Super Bowl in an open air stadium, during blizzard season, in a city known for it's rudeness. I'll laugh my ass off if weather screws up the event.
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14 years ago
Sounds like the fuzz in Hawaii very much don't want Hawaii to get a Vegas reputation. I guess they think tourists should just stick to the beaches, nature tours, Pearl Harbor, and nothing else. Kinda sad, I've always harbored a island girl fantasy.
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14 years ago
His love of fast cars landed him in trouble with the law in 2005 when he was caught driving at 249km per hour (155 miles per hour) in a Lamborghini.
What kind of pursuit cars do they have in South Africa? The dashcam video would be one hell of a recruiting tool.
A man phoned police to claim responsibility and is believed to have fled the scene in Jackson's car," said Opperman.
Time to rev up that super fast pursuit car.
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14 years ago
You can count out Houston-we have the worst public transportation, but here's an idea. If perchance you visit Albuquerque, hotels and a strip club are available on Central Avenue.
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14 years ago
What are you talking about? Could it be comicon?
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14 years ago
You might have a point there Snake. I forgot, that post Soviet collapse, that some boomers were converted into fast attacks. Look into that, so you can do the Guam & Asia thing.
Regular diesel fast attack = hot racking = YUCK !!
I guess the boomer conversion would have more room, so no hot racking.
Good luck with everything. Do some LBFM's for us.
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14 years ago
At least you'll be on a boomer, so you don't have to hot rack. The bad news is that you'll be based out of Groton Connecticut. Because of the salt on the roads, make sure you have a throwaway car. Also, you'll be visiting Canada, Southern South America, Diego Garcia, Scotland, and Gibralter.
I look forward to your travelogue.
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14 years ago
The Hooters on my side of town always has a full parking lot. I drive on. I don't see the point, especially, when, just ten minutes away I can get boobs in the face and a finger in the kitty.
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14 years ago
50-60 years ago, when bordellos operated openly in US cities, people then knew that females have only a limited amount of affection available. Housewives, taking care of kids, were "affectioned out" by the time hubby got home, so, he hit the bordello. Then the feminists took over and the truth was hidden.
When I was 7, my mom's boyfriend moved in. My brother and I were iced out because she saved everything for her boyfriend.
Now, there's a bew version of spanish fly ? Give me a break.
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14 years ago
I knew that there was a good reason I held off on that.
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14 years ago
sam is right. The first one took you for granted and will do it again.
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14 years ago
Although I think a themed strip club is an under utilized opportunity, one thing stands out:
"Keep hands off dancers."
Not my idea of fun.
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14 years ago
To each his own. Think she'd probably get flaccid Richard from me as well.
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14 years ago
It's too bad that the 8th Amendment forbids public floggings. She would be quite worthy of it.