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14 years ago
That a stadium where football is played, the possibility that it would be called "Ashley Madison" stadium is fucked up.
Wait, it gets worse...
Read the book "The Fix Is In"
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14 years ago
CTQWERTY says: Maybe a meth diet took care of the teeth?!?
There was, over several months in Playboy, letters from a woman obsessed with giving her husband oral. Then, she decided that the whole experience would be better if she just had all her teeth pulled. Since her teeth were normal, she did quite a bit of traveling to find a dentist who would do it (first, do no harm).
I shake my head at this kind of thing as mutilation is a HUGE turn off to me.
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14 years ago
Miley was actually wearing underwear. When the pic was taken, her legs were spread as she exited the car. The pic he posted completely covered her lower area with a "censored" banner.
Here's the thing, he could be prosecuted under the "Knox rule". However, he won't be.
The Knox rule is that "even if the underaged female is fully clothed, if the intent of the picture is to titillate, then the pic is illegal"
The Knox rule came from a case where a guy went to the park and took a lot of pics. The pic that got him in trouble was a ten year old girl sitting next to her friend. The girl, wearing a shirt and blue jean shorts, had her legs spread and the photographer focused in on that one area.
The reason he won't be prosecuted is because he'll hire a high dollar lawyer. The lawyer will find a hole in the Knox rule, and the feds will suddenly find thousands of child porn cases in jeopardy.
The Knox rule was used to shut down a plethora of sites where the girls were underaged, fully clothed, but some of the pics thought provocative.
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14 years ago
I've tried being the White Knight a couple of times. As much as they say they want to change, truth is, they don't. I even have the "you're a nice guy, but..." speech down pat. Translated "You nice nice man. Don't you know I'll never be happy unless some large meth head is slapping me around."
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14 years ago
Definitely, Paris. Maybe Lohan, but first I'd have to see her working a pole and if her lapper was interesting....but the thing is, I understand she's a smoker. Ashtray breath is a deal breaker for me.
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14 years ago
Twenty years ago, I was working at a Six Flags park. One of the costume characters was having a serious problem with her total nutcase ex, who didn't understand things like, protective orders, trespass notices, etc.
Although the park had good security, he slipped through the outer ring. She was about to enter the park (second ring). I heard a scream and turned to see the butcher knife. I jumped in between them and the fight was on.
How is it that the maniacal have superhuman strength? I was doing everything in my power to not get stabbed. I was a triathlete at the time and recently out of Special Forces. Although help arrived within two minutes, it was a very l-o-n-g two minutes.
The girl's boss-a mid twenties hottie was very impressed with me, and a friendship started up. Several months later, I saw her leaving out in a catsuit. I asked her where she was going. "My part time job" she replied.
"Where do you work?"
"I waitress at Rick's."
My jaw dropped and she didn't take it well. "What's the matter? Are you completley disappointed with me ? Crestfallen? Too bad" and she stomped off.
It was the end of a promising friendship.
Yeah, sorry I asked.
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14 years ago
Ten years ago,I was at a now defunct club. It was in my financially challenged days (would go to club with fifty bucks-cover+drink+ two lappers.
Anyway, I was this hot blonde's last lapper of the day. She was literally hot to trot (finger in a very wet pussy). She invited me to her post party gangbang. My spidey sense said no. I saw her leave with half a dozen wild eyed hippy types. She offered again on the way out, again, no.
Fast forward two years.
I walk into work and meet this hot new blonde-guess who? An hour later I meet her new husband, also my new boss ( all 6'8" and 300 pounds of him). She introduced us. "You know Julie? " he asked.
During the three months they were there, I never told him how I knew her and she never reminisced with me.
Whew !!
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14 years ago
rick-ROFLMFAO
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14 years ago
I can't help but think how great an idea a floating strip joint is. The biggest issue in lawsuits is that the strip joint is too close to a school, church, etc.
But the distance thing is just doubletalk for "We want to regulate everything."
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14 years ago
It's your money, but...3,200.00 divided by 300 (per session), you should have entered her vagina (with your swinging richard) 10.66 times.
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14 years ago
A NUDE LEASE ON LIFE
By KYLE SMITH, nypost.com
February 21, 2008 -- WHY did Li-Lo get her jubbly-wubblies out? Why not? When your career is crashing, deploying your airbags is a smart move.
If Lindsay Lohan were a character in "Juno," she'd be Unstable Mabel. For the actress who discovers that her phone isn't ringing unless it's a call from law-enforcement officials or AA sponsors, unveiling her bits and assets is the shortest route back to the top.
Her decision to bare her fun-bubbles in her cover shoot for New York magazine this week - photographer Bert Stern's re-creation of the nudie sessions he did with Marilyn Monroe six weeks before her 1962 death - provides ample evidence that her voluptuousitude in "Mean Girls" was for real and promises to catapult the magazine's sales among straight guys above 10 copies for the first time in years.
In the early 1990s, Drew Barrymore was the child actress gone disturbingly wrong. Did she wait for great movies to come along? No, she simply unleashed her blouse bunnies in such films as "Doppelganger: The Evil Within" and (briefly) "Poison Ivy." Her buzz was restored and she proved she could show up on time. By the time she reinvented herself as a national sweetheart, who remembered the wreckage of her teen years? Like quarterbacks who get sacked a lot, Hollywood couldn't function if it didn't have a short memory.
Halle Berry went from eye candy to Oscar-winning thespian by making it appear that she could enjoy sex with Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball." Charlize Theron, Rachel Weisz and even Reese Witherspoon bared their breasts when they were struggling. Sharon Stone, who had already gone starkers in seven movies, finally got people to notice her (or at least a few square inches of her) in "Basic Instinct" in 1992, says the boffin of buff, Jim McBride, a?k?a "Mr. Skin" of the flesh-centric Web site mrskin.com. Did she learn to act at any point along the way? No. Did it matter?
"Look at, say, a Diane Lane," says McBride. "When she did 'Unfaithful,' she was 37 years old. That only helped her. She looked great, and it was a very sexy role. In the last three or four or five years, her career has been as good as ever." Or better: Before "Unfaithful," Lane had largely been relegated to supporting roles or small movies. Now she regularly gets top billing in studio productions despite being over 40.
There are exceptions. Pam Anderson's unholstered firepower in "Barb Wire" and Elizabeth Berkley's gyrations in "Showgirls" didn't boost their careers, and for Demi Moore, so vigorously unclad in "The Scarlet Letter," "Indecent Proposal" and "Striptease," wearing a birthday suit did no wonders. But Demi at least got the chance to prove she could star in half a dozen consecutive flops, a privilege granted to few. Nudity is the only reason anyone even knows the names Bo Derek, Phoebe Cates and Denise Richards.
Lohan, who has never done a nude scene on film, even when playing a stripper in "I Know Who Killed Me," is currently unemployed. Her only announced project, a musical drama called "Dare To Love Me," has stalled on money troubles. Now that she has signaled a willingness to reveal her happy pillows, producers are bound to start calling her. Sure, Lohan costs a fortune to insure, but they'll save money on costuming.
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14 years ago
Actually, what you are doing rick, is normal. Women with kids are usually "affectioned out" by the time hubby gets home from work. Hubby needs an outlet. Before the feminazis and religious nuts joined together in the 1960's, bordellos operated openly in every city across the country (The Little Whorehouse in Texas might be a musical, but it's not fiction).
In my case, because my mom wanted to save all her affection for her boyfriend, she iced me and my brother out. It's a miracle that we didn't become career criminals.
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14 years ago
As I noted, this might be her last chance to work. If she comes to work, is on time, and doesn't piss off her director, cast, and crew (like she did on her last few movies) and she follows script, this might be a chance for her to rejoin the employed in Hollywood.
However, since she's spoiled, out of control, and most likely will be found overdosed in a hotel room, before she's 30- sheesh, it's just sad.
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14 years ago
Houston clubs have armed security. Texas = guns, don't play unless you intend to pay.
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14 years ago
Lovelace was a stripper with a shaved snizz before she did porn.
This might be lind's last shot at acting. To play a stripper/porn star, she's going to have to bare all. If she doesn't, no one will watch this.
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14 years ago
"If you get the chance to be a strip club DJ, I highly recommend it. In fact, the only part about the job that wasn't fun was not being able to shout my new profession from the rooftops."
In Houston, there's a popular radio DJ named "Colonel St. James". Wonder where he got that stage name from ???
Also, there's another semi popular radio personality named "Outlaw Dave." He's the last of a once shock jock radio show at a now defunct radio station. He got canned for hosting a "Pimp and Ho" ball and "auditioning" the ho's on the radio. He wandered in the wilderness for a while, but now has a Saturday night radio show on a talk AM station (Conservative talk), but his show is more about strippers, their fans, motorcycles, and where guys who like motorcycles and strippers go.
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14 years ago
I don't know what Floridians are like, but strippers are so poorly regarded in Texas, unless there's video evidence of their accusations, no one seems to care.
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14 years ago
shadowcat says: "Interesting but NO THANKS."
I agree 100%
Once when Houston Dolls was going through a "no license" period a dancer in a top resembling chain mail, started slamming my head into the wall with her top. After the third slam I told her, "Stop, or I'll hit back". She stopped and said "that'll be twenty bucks." I begrudgingly paid her.
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14 years ago
I used to be on a ERT. ERT is like SWAT, but there's a major difference. SWAT teams are taught to be aggressive and destructive. ERT's are into negotiation, and things like high water rescue, triage for mass casualty events, etc.
Taking a SWAT team on a strip club raid is like using Marines to chaperone a middle school dance-it's too much. I hope the attorneys for the SC owners point out the aggressiveness of SWAT and hammer home the fact that cameras were tampered with.
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14 years ago
Those who vote can complain. Those who don't vote have nothing to complain about.
As for the robocalls...I'd be pissed too. I'm willing to bet someone gave them your phone number. The person who used to have my landline, still uses that number at conventions to get stuff. I know because every three months, or so, I'll get a flurry of calls from some group (timeshares, siding, etc.). Wish I'd held on to that bitch's name so I could punch her in the nose for doing that.
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14 years ago
My first ATF was well read, Hemmingway, Cussler, Dickens, Shakespeare, etc. We also shared a love of 1930's to 1960's movies.
As for coloring books. In college, I once found a girl coloring with crayons in a children's coloring book. She told me that it was good for relieving tension, and after sharing her crayons with me, I found that she was right.
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14 years ago
Hope at some point that you get to see Texas clubs and get some "hospitality" from the dancers. East coast clubs sound like a drag. With that said:
Back in 97, I was in a topless joint in Lubbock. A dancer there was putting on an interesting stage show. A couple of times, she rolled her G string down, stopping right above her gash. The dj reprimanded her for doing it.
Matter of fact, I've seen dancers in topless clubs flash gash, but that was the only time I observed a reprimand.
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14 years ago
On one talk radio show, what wasdiscussed was that people are sick of both the GOP and the dems. What the txpayers want is an alternative instead of just having something like Obamacare rammed down their throats.
Okay, so a distance from a church, school, etc. makes sense. The alternative, let's establish a couple of well marked "boys towns" that are a distance from town, with a greenspace barrier, with an age requirement just to enter the area. What then goes on in boys town stays in boys town.
Some well meaning ideologues who don't have the first clue about the entire culture of clubs (single mothers, college students), want to put the clubs out of business, and don't realize that they are about to expand the welfare rolls, and increase the need for human trafficking, to fuel sexual addictions. Let us remember what an overwhelming success prohibition was [sarcasm]. They banned the booze and created organized crime. They ban strip joints and they might as well just write blank checks to traffickers.
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14 years ago
I'd say "Roadtrip !!" and take your money to Oregon.
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14 years ago
It's amazing what you can fit up there lol....
Yep, some porn stars have done some amazing feats.