I got a lap dance from a dwarf stripper
A few months ago my favorite club advertised the appearance of a dwarf feature dancer. The dancer in the ad was "Tiny Tina", who was a dwarf but looked fairly proportional. When I arrived, the dancer was someone named "Lil Cassie" or something like that. She was extremely tiny, like 2'9" or something. And she looked prepubescent.
I stayed for the show. This woman was so tiny she couldn't wear heels. She wore flip flops, and her mobility wasn't the greatest onstage. I sat at the stage to tip, and next thing I know her suitcase pimp has pulled my chair back and Cassie jumped(well, sort of) onto my lap, straddled me(surprised me with her athleticism, actually), and gave me a lapdance. It. Was. WEIRD! She had no secondary sexual characteristics. Her hands and feet looked like those of a baby. As a matter of fact, it was like GETTING A LAP DANCE FROM A BABY.
That's the only time I didn't get aroused from a dance. I'm thankful, because if I'd really enjoyed it I'd be chasing dwarf chicks.
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last commentTo each his own. Think she'd probably get flaccid Richard from me as well.
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Geez...is this her?:
alysonmance.wordpress.com
If so, I guess she might be out of her teens by now. Oh, and here's a video of you getting that LD from her:
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Just kidding...
Tina Tina:
www.pure-talent.com
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"her suitcase pimp"
Is that an official job title? lol
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Dang.
If that had happened to me, I'd still be in therapy.
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Why were you even going to tip her if you didn't find her attractive in the least bit?
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Was one on the bill when I was in Texas last year. I sat away from the stage. No more reason to watch her than a fuglie.
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Would you tip them with miniature dollar bills?
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Dreamgirls advertised a midget stripper working. Bridget the midget I think was her name.
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I think she was made famous by Howard Stern:
www.pure-talent.com
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@Jpac73---because the girl is working hard, and whether I find her attractive or not this is how she makes her living. I give her credit for not being on disability or milking the system. She's subjecting herself to ridicule. A dollar isn't too much to ask.
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php,
You give her a lot of credit, likely without knowing the truth. I'll bet she pays little to no income tax, and 10 to 1 she is on some dole!
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If it's the girl in the one link, her body looks too small to interest me. However if she started hitting on me telling me how tight her pussy was, I would believe her. That certainly would not change my mind though.
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hmm, I've had a few dances from Amazons, I'll have to try a dwarf sometime.
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"10 to 1 she is on some dole!"
How in the hell would you even begin to know that old man??
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YAWN!
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This idiot is so stupid! I never said I knew any such thing, rather that I would bet on it. This village idiot is an excellent poster boy for NOT using the ignore feature. You might miss some of it's humorous, idiotic posts!
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"I never said I knew any such thing, rather that I would bet on it."
So, you like to lose money then, eh old man?? What a fool you really are...ugh...keep backpedaling...
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YAWN!!
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