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13 years ago
Appetizer for the bordellos of Mexico- Part 1Because of my skin coloring, people often mistake me for mexican, even a Houston Police Officer of hispanic descent. Although I understand about 400 words of spanish, he was talking too fast for me to get the gist of what he was saying. I just stared with a raised eyebrow. When he finished I said, in my Texan accent "Hey partner, I don't speak spanish", then I filled him in that I'm of Sicilian and Jewish descent-hence my skin color.
Briefly, no Mexico trips for me.
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13 years ago
Cheo_DI'd better be where I can Look AND Touch
Vatican acts after reports of monastery staging concerts featuring lap dancer anA priest and a Rabbi were sitting around being bored. Suddenly, the Priest said "I know, let's fuck some little boys."
The Rabbi asked "Out of what ?"
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13 years ago
Suggestions for San FranciscoGo to the 500 block of Broadway. There will be more pussy than you can shake a stick at.
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13 years ago
Cheo_DI'd better be where I can Look AND Touch
Vatican acts after reports of monastery staging concerts featuring lap dancer anShe could take her act on the road LOL !!
Geez, monks being straight, and they get in trouble. Had young boys been giving LD's, it would've been no big deal.
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13 years ago
Pimp using Denver's top strip clubs for prostitution ring"He served 233 days in the Broward County Jail for four felony counts of armed sexual battery and two counts of armed battery, records show."
233 days ? 233 days ? Are you kidding me ?
It should've been 233 years. It's bullshit like this that creates monsters like him. I hope Colorado is smarter than Florida.
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13 years ago
Salt Lake City PimpA woman pimping her daughter-a pedophile's dream. Well, the mother will have a long time to ponder what she did. The girl will have years of counseling and therapy.
No one really wins.
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13 years ago
Hot Damnbumrubber-Dammmmmmmn !!!!
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13 years ago
Where to go in Albuquerque?Also, see Sandia Crest. You don't need reservations for lunch, but reservations a must for dinner there.
Old Town-if you like the touristy stuff. There is an excellent Mexican restaurant in a hotel next to Old Town.
Avoid hotels alongside the freeways or Central Blvd. (noise)
The airport is at the southeast corner of the city. Immediately west of that, other side of I-25 is the South Valley. Avoid the South Valley at all costs unless you can outfight Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson at the same time.
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13 years ago
Dancer: "I don't want to give that sweaty guy a danceâ€The stripper formula-shoes, teeth, breath, shirt.
Since being a TUSCL member, I've dressed for success, and it works.
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13 years ago
Eat, drink & be merry for tomorrow you may be in Utah!This law would make some R rated movies, and certainly some plays illegal, not to mention the Dancing With The Stars TV program.
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13 years ago
Hot DamnSha-zaam !! gsv. Thanks.
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13 years ago
well, damnIf you beg, and offer money, there's always OTC.
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13 years ago
Police: Man found outside far East El Paso strip club with machetesMachetes are being used more often as weapons. A good reason to be knowledgeable about martial arts.
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13 years ago
Shave her clean or not?About five or six years ago, a stripper alleged that I was a pedophile for preferring a bald snatch. I pointed out that I'm quite talented at DATY and I prefer a clean palate to work this. Then I asked her if she preferred to kiss a guy who is clean shaven or a guy with a full beard.
Me: 1
Stripper:0
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13 years ago
Annoying Strip Club Practices ... Part 1: "Wanna Buy the Lady a Drink?â€I've been asked this numerous times, but only 5 or 6 were strippers that expected a drink. I only scored with one of them.
I'm not a fan of this practice.
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13 years ago
Would you ever marry a Stripper? Or do they simply function better like a leaseOn the rarest of occasions it works out for the stripper and her beau (i.e. shadow & Gridget), but the overwhelming majority of them are poison.
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13 years ago
Guard at Tampa strip club shoots patron who tossed beer bottle, police sayAnother shooting at a strip club-note the time-3 a.m. or after, as usual.
If I'd been the guard, I just would've beaten the shit out of the asshole. Much more effective than shooting him.
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13 years ago
No Contract Cell PhonesI use cricket-no contract, pay 45 a month-unlimited phone, text + broadband.
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13 years ago
Another dumb ass..."I am surprised they called the police rather than just kick him out"
A favor for a favor.
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13 years ago
My fav is in MiamiSteve asked:"(hmm, I wonder where she got the cash for the trip, lol)"
She bought a one way ticket. She'll finance the return ticket by working nights.
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13 years ago
What not to do on OTC excursions.He's not too different from the 80 year old man, whose daughter, on Easter, tried to get him a hooker, but was arrested :(
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13 years ago
Most Peculiar Place I've Taken A Dancer For OTC RompStripper-Took her to family home on trip. Not sex, but fooled around outside cousin's house and at brother's house.
Non stripper-in barracks room with duty NCO sitting at desk just three feet outside my door. Did this on a repeated basis. Evenings/Nights and all day/night Saturdays.
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13 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Another Unrealistic Portrayal of Strip Clubs on TelevisionRealist, don't pick a fight, unless you're one of dougster's/misterguy's nom de plumes. In that case, I'll just put you on ignore.
You were way out of line you mouth breather.