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Comments by Dudester (page 19)

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    13 years ago
    Appetizer for the bordellos of Mexico- Part 1
    Because of my skin coloring, people often mistake me for mexican, even a Houston Police Officer of hispanic descent. Although I understand about 400 words of spanish, he was talking too fast for me to get the gist of what he was saying. I just stared with a raised eyebrow. When he finished I said, in my Texan accent "Hey partner, I don't speak spanish", then I filled him in that I'm of Sicilian and Jewish descent-hence my skin color. Briefly, no Mexico trips for me.
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    13 years ago
    Cheo_D
    I'd better be where I can Look AND Touch
    Vatican acts after reports of monastery staging concerts featuring lap dancer an
    A priest and a Rabbi were sitting around being bored. Suddenly, the Priest said "I know, let's fuck some little boys." The Rabbi asked "Out of what ?"
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    13 years ago
    dopey468
    Illinois
    Suggestions for San Francisco
    Go to the 500 block of Broadway. There will be more pussy than you can shake a stick at.
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    13 years ago
    Cheo_D
    I'd better be where I can Look AND Touch
    Vatican acts after reports of monastery staging concerts featuring lap dancer an
    She could take her act on the road LOL !! Geez, monks being straight, and they get in trouble. Had young boys been giving LD's, it would've been no big deal.
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    13 years ago
    Pimp using Denver's top strip clubs for prostitution ring
    "He served 233 days in the Broward County Jail for four felony counts of armed sexual battery and two counts of armed battery, records show." 233 days ? 233 days ? Are you kidding me ? It should've been 233 years. It's bullshit like this that creates monsters like him. I hope Colorado is smarter than Florida.
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    13 years ago
    Salt Lake City Pimp
    A woman pimping her daughter-a pedophile's dream. Well, the mother will have a long time to ponder what she did. The girl will have years of counseling and therapy. No one really wins.
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    13 years ago
    Hot Damn
    bumrubber-Dammmmmmmn !!!!
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    13 years ago
    Where to go in Albuquerque?
    Also, see Sandia Crest. You don't need reservations for lunch, but reservations a must for dinner there. Old Town-if you like the touristy stuff. There is an excellent Mexican restaurant in a hotel next to Old Town. Avoid hotels alongside the freeways or Central Blvd. (noise) The airport is at the southeast corner of the city. Immediately west of that, other side of I-25 is the South Valley. Avoid the South Valley at all costs unless you can outfight Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson at the same time.
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    13 years ago
    Dancer: "I don't want to give that sweaty guy a dance”
    The stripper formula-shoes, teeth, breath, shirt. Since being a TUSCL member, I've dressed for success, and it works.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Eat, drink & be merry for tomorrow you may be in Utah!
    This law would make some R rated movies, and certainly some plays illegal, not to mention the Dancing With The Stars TV program.
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    13 years ago
    Hot Damn
    Sha-zaam !! gsv. Thanks.
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    13 years ago
    LeeH
    Georgia
    well, damn
    If you beg, and offer money, there's always OTC.
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    13 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    Police: Man found outside far East El Paso strip club with machetes
    Machetes are being used more often as weapons. A good reason to be knowledgeable about martial arts.
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    13 years ago
    Shave her clean or not?
    About five or six years ago, a stripper alleged that I was a pedophile for preferring a bald snatch. I pointed out that I'm quite talented at DATY and I prefer a clean palate to work this. Then I asked her if she preferred to kiss a guy who is clean shaven or a guy with a full beard. Me: 1 Stripper:0
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    13 years ago
    Club_Goer_Seattle
    Seattle, Washington
    Annoying Strip Club Practices ... Part 1: "Wanna Buy the Lady a Drink?”
    I've been asked this numerous times, but only 5 or 6 were strippers that expected a drink. I only scored with one of them. I'm not a fan of this practice.
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    13 years ago
    Would you ever marry a Stripper? Or do they simply function better like a lease
    On the rarest of occasions it works out for the stripper and her beau (i.e. shadow & Gridget), but the overwhelming majority of them are poison.
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    13 years ago
    Guard at Tampa strip club shoots patron who tossed beer bottle, police say
    Another shooting at a strip club-note the time-3 a.m. or after, as usual. If I'd been the guard, I just would've beaten the shit out of the asshole. Much more effective than shooting him.
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    13 years ago
    No Contract Cell Phones
    I use cricket-no contract, pay 45 a month-unlimited phone, text + broadband.
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    13 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Another dumb ass...
    "I am surprised they called the police rather than just kick him out" A favor for a favor.
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    13 years ago
    My fav is in Miami
    Steve asked:"(hmm, I wonder where she got the cash for the trip, lol)" She bought a one way ticket. She'll finance the return ticket by working nights.
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    13 years ago
    What not to do on OTC excursions.
    He's not too different from the 80 year old man, whose daughter, on Easter, tried to get him a hooker, but was arrested :(
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    13 years ago
    Most Peculiar Place I've Taken A Dancer For OTC Romp
    Stripper-Took her to family home on trip. Not sex, but fooled around outside cousin's house and at brother's house. Non stripper-in barracks room with duty NCO sitting at desk just three feet outside my door. Did this on a repeated basis. Evenings/Nights and all day/night Saturdays.
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    13 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Another Unrealistic Portrayal of Strip Clubs on Television
    Realist, don't pick a fight, unless you're one of dougster's/misterguy's nom de plumes. In that case, I'll just put you on ignore. You were way out of line you mouth breather.