Comments by Dudester (page 19)

Because of my skin coloring, people often mistake me for mexican, even a Houston Police Officer of hispanic descent. Although I understand about 400 words of spanish, he was talking too fast for me to get the gist of what he was saying. I just stared with a raised eyebrow. When he finished I said, in my Texan accent "Hey partner, I don't speak spanish", then I filled him in that I'm of Sicilian and Jewish descent-hence my skin color. Briefly, no Mexico trips for me.

A priest and a Rabbi were sitting around being bored. Suddenly, the Priest said "I know, let's fuck some little boys." The Rabbi asked "Out of what ?"

Go to the 500 block of Broadway. There will be more pussy than you can shake a stick at.

She could take her act on the road LOL !! Geez, monks being straight, and they get in trouble. Had young boys been giving LD's, it would've been no big deal.

"He served 233 days in the Broward County Jail for four felony counts of armed sexual battery and two counts of armed battery, records show." 233 days ? 233 days ? Are you kidding me ? It should've been 233 years. It's bullshit like this that creates monsters like him. I hope Colorado is smarter than Florida.

A woman pimping her daughter-a pedophile's dream. Well, the mother will have a long time to ponder what she did. The girl will have years of counseling and therapy. No one really wins.

bumrubber-Dammmmmmmn !!!!

Also, see Sandia Crest. You don't need reservations for lunch, but reservations a must for dinner there. Old Town-if you like the touristy stuff. There is an excellent Mexican restaurant in a hotel next to Old Town. Avoid hotels alongside the freeways or Central Blvd. (noise) The airport is at the southeast corner of the city. Immediately west of that, other side of I-25 is the South Valley. Avoid the South Valley at all costs unless you can outfight Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson at the same time.

The stripper formula-shoes, teeth, breath, shirt. Since being a TUSCL member, I've dressed for success, and it works.

This law would make some R rated movies, and certainly some plays illegal, not to mention the Dancing With The Stars TV program.

Sha-zaam !! gsv. Thanks.

If you beg, and offer money, there's always OTC.

Machetes are being used more often as weapons. A good reason to be knowledgeable about martial arts.

About five or six years ago, a stripper alleged that I was a pedophile for preferring a bald snatch. I pointed out that I'm quite talented at DATY and I prefer a clean palate to work this. Then I asked her if she preferred to kiss a guy who is clean shaven or a guy with a full beard. Me: 1 Stripper:0

I've been asked this numerous times, but only 5 or 6 were strippers that expected a drink. I only scored with one of them. I'm not a fan of this practice.

On the rarest of occasions it works out for the stripper and her beau (i.e. shadow & Gridget), but the overwhelming majority of them are poison.

Another shooting at a strip club-note the time-3 a.m. or after, as usual. If I'd been the guard, I just would've beaten the shit out of the asshole. Much more effective than shooting him.

I use cricket-no contract, pay 45 a month-unlimited phone, text + broadband.

"I am surprised they called the police rather than just kick him out" A favor for a favor.

Steve asked:"(hmm, I wonder where she got the cash for the trip, lol)" She bought a one way ticket. She'll finance the return ticket by working nights.

He's not too different from the 80 year old man, whose daughter, on Easter, tried to get him a hooker, but was arrested :(

Stripper-Took her to family home on trip. Not sex, but fooled around outside cousin's house and at brother's house. Non stripper-in barracks room with duty NCO sitting at desk just three feet outside my door. Did this on a repeated basis. Evenings/Nights and all day/night Saturdays.

Realist, don't pick a fight, unless you're one of dougster's/misterguy's nom de plumes. In that case, I'll just put you on ignore. You were way out of line you mouth breather.