Comments by Dudester (page 11)

It's just not strippers. Volunteer firefighters absolutely love their work and can't get enough of it. In a study done in 1970, and repeated in 2000, it was found that a firefighter's blood pressure doubles between the point when the call comes in and the moment they arrive at the fire. They are adrenaline junkies. Same for some (not all) pilots. Fighter pilots who go Mach 2, bomber pilots who love the risk, and airline pilots who live for the cameraderie.

When I have a case of writer's block I'll go the club and not get an LD. It's better for me creatively. Something about the music + lights + girls on stage = a plot develops. Metaphorically speaking, it's like drinking an entire gallon of castor oil.

Police report ? Lawsuit ? Community activist ? And I'm sure some local TV station would absolutely love to do a live report if all of the above were true.

GMD, I'm on the cop's side too-I was a cop for ten years (quit because of stress). I estimate I was in over 5,000 fights. Never once did I punch someone in their face, but then again, my forte is martial arts. I can spin you in directions that you never thought of while I block or dodge punches. Sometimes you have to face a grand jury to explain your use of force. More often than not you have to face a board selected by the department. An easily asked question is, "in your use of force classes, did anyone teach you to punch someone or use a firearm to pistol whip someone ?" The only Officer I ever saw get a pass on that was one jumped by ten suspects. He laid them all out. The samaritan in this case was way out of line, but a defense lawyer will easily get the charges reduced. All the defense lawyer has to do is subpoena the department's use of force instructor, and ask him if a pistol to the face is taught in any of the classes that he teaches. No PD wants that question asked in open court. Anyone with any experience with a handgun knows what can go wrong with that. I could tell you lots of stories about fights I was in. The funniest was actually an arrest where no force at all was used. The suspect lied his ass off, to the IAD, his family, and the Judge. He didn't know that the entire event was caught on tape. Imagine his embarassment when the tape was played in court. His family, who were the only ones who hadn't seen the tape, were the most surprised. It was priceless watching him squirm.

At a few Houston clubs, you can talk a waitress into a private dance.

GMD has some valid points. The cop will most likely have the charges dropped against him, but he'll get a week or two of suspension. Although cops fight for their life nearly every day, you can't justify butt stroking someone in the face with your gun-it is not in any Police manual.

Steve-ROFLMAO !!

Great article, but way too short. Thanks for the find Superdude.

Adding to Superdude's definition-Klingons usually invade the neutral zone and have been known to launch fake distress calls in order to lure in the unsuspecting and ruin their day. translated from Klingon JAH DOH JIH OH ghobe tlhej guch= Go away, I am not with money

I've ranted about this earlier here. At one club, 2004-late 2008, extras all the time + great LD's. Jan. 2009 to present, worse and worse. A few months ago, I went through five dancers-all of them gave the same identical shitty dance that was 50% air.

Why is it that countries that put restrictions on sex are caucasian countries, but countries where pretty much anything goes are dominated by people with brown or black skin ? Like rh48hr said, license, regulate, and tax it. That puts people to work, improves the economy, and lets the Popo concentrate on what's important.

lovely dancer, onstage: If it's a two song set, something fast and upbeat on the first song (AC/DC, Judas Priest, Kiss, Early Pat Benatar). On the second song, a slow ballad (Reo Speedwagon, Journey, Elton John) Lapdance-In the lap dance room, I like slow and sensual, both in technique and style, but also in music. Love ballads by Journey, Reo Speedwagon, etc.

Certain accents appeal to certain people. In my case, it's an Irish/Scottish accent that works for me. To that end, there's a Scottish chick on the radio (traffic reporter) here in Houston who makes me pay attention. When she says her name at the end, because she speaks so fast, it's hard for me to discern. I'd sure like to see a picture of her.

Supposedly, Osama Bin Laden got caught with a porn stash. We weren't told much about the capture of some of the Al Quaida chiefs, but the 9/11 hijackers were strip clubbing before they carried out their "holy" act. Back to OSL, we don't know the type of porn stash he was caught with,but a type of child porn recently popular in the middle east is boys with men. It's sold in DVD form in public bazaars. When we hear the phrase "child porn", what comes to mind for many is a pre pubesent girls with a man. Because of American sex hang ups, the phrase child porn is over used. In investigations, it's important to be precise. Case in point, last year, a New York man, returning from Puerto Rico, was under trial for child porn because he was caught with a Little Lupe DVD. Little Lupe is one of those legal age porn actresses who looks a lot younger than her real age. Lupe actually showed up in that man's case and told the court that she was of age when she shot that porn (case dismissed). Barely Legal porn, like Lupe's, is actually quite popular in the western hemisphere. So, my point is that if investigators weren't so disgusted by porn, and actually were informed on the subject, it might enhance terrorist investigations.

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Only once. At a military reunion, a onetime military acquaintance outed me as a frequent club goer to guys that served under me-who had thought of me as a bastion of power, virtue, and morality. I don't go to reunions anymore.

Back in the early 1980's, there were 2 in Albuquerque, 1 in Santa Fe, and then you had to travel to El Paso to go to a club. El Paso is officially in Texas, but it's basically a New Nexico city. With that said, in the late 80's, a couple of young millionaires in Roswell wanted to open a club just outside the city limits. Their fathers, and other millionaires said "NO", and the idea died (Roswell actually has a bunch of millionaires).

Back in 1977, after the first movie came out, Playboy wrote a hilarious parody. It featured Darth Vader as a drag queen on the "Death Disco" nursing a grudge against Obi Wan-"I'm going to slap that bitch's wrists but good." It was hilarious. This parody looks funny. It looks like something the porn industry did in the early 1970's.

Friends are people who have more than just one thing in common. My first ATF and I had the same interests in music and movies. She would only charge me 200 for a weekend. We spent a lot of the weekend watching movies we liked. Our relationship ended when she suddenly, inexplicably, changed her phone number and address. Closest parallel to a stripper actually enjoying my company without charging per hour, asking for "loans", trying to get me to go along with her scheme, or her asking favors without intention of returning a favor.

Women have no sensation in their vagina, save right at the entrance and on their cervix. With that said, I only have six inches, but a very wide girth. I get pain complaints from the strippers.

Twenty years ago, when I went there, once, Santa Fe still had some poor folks there-descended from their ancestors, who settled there 400 years ago. Santa Fe has since become very gentrified. You can't live there unless you make six figures. More than likely, all of the folks involved in this shooting probably came from nearby Espanola.

That guy pissed on a man's preteen daughter. He's lucky the father didn't kill him.

When Johnny Wadd Holmes realized that he had a gift, he marketed it. This guy is trying to be Mister Sensitive Guy, and that's all fine and well, but when you are given a gift, you should use it. Sasha Grey and Traci Lords are among those who have made the transition to mainstream. This guy wants to be a writer and actor. If he utilized his gift and marketed it right, he could pick and choose his own mainstream projects.

Film trick-film scene with actors and dub in music later. Ever see "The 10 Things I Hate About You" ? Large room full of dancing teens and not one note of music is heard. In a porn shoot, they run the air conditioning on high before the scene, then cut it off and hope the porn actors don't go too long as they shoot the scene. If you see the actors sweating like pigs, it's because thescene ran too long for whatever reason.

Houston, northside. Stay at Greenspoint Marriott and you're within five minutes driving distance to Rick's, St. James, Houston Dolls, and Trophy Club.