We Must Study Porn to Defeat Al Qaeda

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shadowcat
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How can we possibly eliminate terrorism? Jennifer S. Bryson, chief sex perv at the conservative Witherspoon Institute, knows the answer: We need to study porn. Closely.

Bryson has been reading about accused terrorist Naser Jason Abdo, and just, sorta, thinkin' about stuff, as one does at a think tank. What kind of stuff is Bryson thinkin' about? Oh... you know... porn stuff:


Yet tucked away, often near the closing paragraph of the articles about this case, is mention of an issue that I believe warrants more attention than it has received in the past decade of terrorism studies: namely, pornography. And in Abdo's case, child pornography.

Why won't people focus on the porn, like noted expert Jennifer S. Bryson?


I wonder whether the pornography of today-now ubiquitous and increasingly grotesque-is one of the influences warping the mentality of those who aspire to or who actually go on to engage in ever more grotesque public violence.

That is, basically, a totally normal thing that normal people who are not obsessed with porn wonder about! As is this:


So, I wonder, is anyone in the U.S. government tracking and surveying the presence and types of pornography on these media? If we have access to the libraries of the personal pornography preferences of those who support and engage in terrorist violence, we may have a window into the dark corners of their minds.

Jennifer S. Bryson is just wondering, if, like, the U.S. government has a huge library of pornography? That she could look at? Or whoever. For national security!


What lurks there? It may be to our own peril that we would ignore this information before us.

In seeking to understand terrorists, studying their ideas alone is not enough. We need to study and understand their minds-and in this day and age, this includes, in perhaps more cases than we are aware of, minds shaped by pornography.

Not that Jennifer S. Bryson is volunteering to spearhead this porn-examination project! It's just, you know, she might be the best for the job. Or not! Just remember: It may be to our own peril that we don't let Jennifer S. Bryson rigorously examine porn.


Hey, I'll do anthing if it helps stop terrorism.

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Dudester
13 years ago
Supposedly, Osama Bin Laden got caught with a porn stash. We weren't told much about the capture of some of the Al Quaida chiefs, but the 9/11 hijackers were strip clubbing before they carried out their "holy" act.

Back to OSL, we don't know the type of porn stash he was caught with,but a type of child porn recently popular in the middle east is boys with men. It's sold in DVD form in public bazaars. When we hear the phrase "child porn", what comes to mind for many is a pre pubesent girls with a man.

Because of American sex hang ups, the phrase child porn is over used. In investigations, it's important to be precise. Case in point, last year, a New York man, returning from Puerto Rico, was under trial for child porn because he was caught with a Little Lupe DVD. Little Lupe is one of those legal age porn actresses who looks a lot younger than her real age. Lupe actually showed up in that man's case and told the court that she was of age when she shot that porn (case dismissed). Barely Legal porn, like Lupe's, is actually quite popular in the western hemisphere.

So, my point is that if investigators weren't so disgusted by porn, and actually were informed on the subject, it might enhance terrorist investigations.
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gatorfan
13 years ago
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jackslash
13 years ago
I understand that Osama's favorite porn magazine was "Barely Legal Camels."
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jackslash
13 years ago
I understand that Osama's favorite porn magazine was "Barely Legal Camels."
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gatorfan
13 years ago
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troop
13 years ago
who can forget the great al qaeda porn classics


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habib loves the toe
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horny taliban floozies

ahhhhh, the memories!

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sharkhunter
13 years ago
Sounds like the Jennifer mentioned needs to just get laid instead of studying porn.
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