I said the truth: "Strip clubs are the work of the devil. You go in there with a wad of cash and after a while, you swear this dancer likes you. She's real pretty and real smart, with a great future studying marine biology, and the next thing you know, she has all your money and you are left with nothing but stripper glitter, as she moves on to the next sucker. Never, ever trust a stripper."
billboards are like herpes (they spoil the beauty and never go away) I-75 in Georgia is the pits, but every time some group tries to get rid of them, the billboard companies offer big bribes to the state legislature to leave them alone. recently, they have were even given the authority to remove any tree on state right-of-way that blocks the view of their signs. naked women win again!!!
Fortunately, TUSCL has reviews to read of the clubs featured on the I-75 and other highway signs. I've been tempted at times traveling the USA, but I've learned to read the reviews state by state as I travel and I don't stop in clubs that have so-so or worse reviews.
Yeah, my navigation system uses that too. "Turn north on THE I-495" Of course, no one around hear calls it that (it's the Beltway, Inner Loop, Outer Loop, etc.). Unlike, say, LA, where they do refer to "The 105" or "The 405."
Idiot politicians are always fiddling with highways in my province coming up with cute names instead of the old tried-and-true highway numbers that everybody uses. I was particularly irked when the main north-south artery in Alberta was re-named The Queen Elizabeth II. Give me a break! Dimwitted matriarch of one of the world's most dysfunctional families! That is an embarrassment to all right thinking Canadians.
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I said the truth: "Strip clubs are the work of the devil. You go in there with a wad of cash and after a while, you swear this dancer likes you. She's real pretty and real smart, with a great future studying marine biology, and the next thing you know, she has all your money and you are left with nothing but stripper glitter, as she moves on to the next sucker. Never, ever trust a stripper."
Yeah, my navigation system uses that too. "Turn north on THE I-495" Of course, no one around hear calls it that (it's the Beltway, Inner Loop, Outer Loop, etc.). Unlike, say, LA, where they do refer to "The 105" or "The 405."
End of my republican rant for the day.
Your next drive to Florida, I want you to verify the Waffle House sign count!