I was in my favorite club this week with one of my ATF's . We had gone to a dark corner in a semi-private part of the club for some dances.
My favorite built my excitement by doing more and more each dance. DFK, two way contact, nipple feels, and all VHM.
The last couple of dances she had her hand inside my dress pants and was perfectly stroking my equipment. I was pumped as hard as I have ever been. I couldn't stretch it another inch.
I said "let's take a break, I want this to last".
Suddenly here comes one of her girlfriend dancers to sit with us. The conversation went something like this:
GF: Isa......, you won't believe this guy I just danced for!
ATF: what happened?
GF: this guy, he had a HUGE dick.
ATF: wow! How big was it?
GF: (estimates length with hands) and chitchats about the guy.
ATF: comments on guys with HUGE dicks.
At this point the girlfriend leaves our table. My ATF turns to me and sees the look of inadequacy in my face. God Bless her, she always knows what to say to "stroke" my ego.
"Oh don't worry Pablo, you have a nice dick too."
So for all you braggers like 10inches, Staxwell, VinceMichaels, and Clubber; thanks for ruining my night at the club you lucky bastards.
Hey, I know it's only 6 inches, but some girls like it that wide.