Comments by Dudester (page 10)

As someone who grew up in ranch country, it's intimidating to see a bull go up on his hind legs as he mounts a cow (if you're close-nearby). That's half a ton of meat and grisel raising ten feet up in the air. Had an elk run out in front of me, with two females, when I riding fence. The three of them stared at me for ten seconds, then moved on. It was the one and only time I had forgotten my rifle (we're talking dinner for months). A .22 revolver just wouldn't do the job.

An ATF is a stripper you really connect with. Some guys are okay with just spending time with her and maybe the occasional LD. For some guys, their ATF is a stripper who gives better LD's than any girl in the club (in his opinion). For the rest, it's the girl who provides access to her special little place.

If you're talking about "the breaking of the bread", for the Catholics, it's some gluten product and a shot of wine. For the Methodists, it's actual bread and grape juice. For the Espicopalians and Lutherans, it's somewhere in between. None of these religions offer actual human flesh at their services.

I am told that in the early 1970's, Houston had a strip club whose draw was a naked girl swinging on a front porch swing. I'm told that caused a lot of accidents.

I think cannabalism is off putting everywhere but, "everything is groovy" California. Yes, I know this story comes from New York, but I could easily see the granola crowd building a ritual around it.

Sign on VIP: "No Touching The Ladies". Let's see, unlicensed club, it's going to get shut down. Why not anything goes ?

Club didn't have an SOB license ? Nacadoches is deep woods, country, very rural.

My technique is to give the nipple gentle suction as I run the tip of my tongue around the aereole. At the same time, make contact with her clit and make gentle circular motions. Usually, one nipple is much more sensitive than the other, so, switch nipples after about a minute. If she really likes what you're doing, she'll make you concentrate on a certain nipple.

This is quite sad actually. In just a couple of years, her oldest kids will find themselves in the position of "assistant mom" due to having eight younger siblings that need to be looked after. Mom can't do it and the older siblings will end up resentful.

There's a "party limo" driving around Houston. It's orange colored and advertises Drive around with party girls". It had a website painted on, but traffic kept me from getting close enough to write it down.

I had that with a dancer named Lexi. After six months of an ITC relationship, I wanted to meet for lunch or dinner on a "real date". She hemmed and hawed and I moved on.

It's a rookie mistake that you're going to have twice, or four times the fun-an exercise of ego. A threesome-a couple plus one is a mistake. One plus one is the only equation that works.

Mike Wallaca had a TV show in 1957 and he's still around ? I think term limits should extend beyond politics to network TV.

56 clubs, give or take, in Houston (clubs pop up and close without warning).

When Kat was my ATF, before we went OTC, our ITC sessions ran two to two and half hours.

I had made about five visits to this one club before the event. I was arriving at the club at about 11:30 p.m. The Manager was locking the door just asI came through. I made eye contact with a stripper I knew, who was standing in the foyer. She told the Manager, "He's okay." The Manager locked the door. I went with the stripper to a booth (about twenty booths surrounded the main floor). We sat down and started chatting. Several minutes in, I looked at the main floor. One couple were at a table, but the customer was obviously fucking the big titty blonde. I glanced up at the other booths, but I noticed that the candles had been extinguished and clothing thrown over lights in the booths. The stripper asked me "Are you ready ?" When I said yes, she pulled her dress off, then slipped her panties off (it was a topless club), then we did some groping, kissing, fooling around. Eventually, she ended up spread eagle on the table for some DATY. When it came time to slide Mr. Happy in, she was more shy about that and we did it behind the table. The music had been playing, but the D.J. had been silent. At 1:55 he gave everyone a five minute warning. Then, I noticed that the strippers walked us customers out in whatever they were wearing. It looked weird to see beautiful women in different types of lingerie in the parking lot.

I came of age in the anything goes, decade of no taste (polyester) 1970's. Lots of women went bra-less. Thing about that is, women don't mind if the right guy looks. If you aren't the right guy, God help you. Fuck all this silliness, just legalize prostitution.

Robert Morrow is supposed to be a BIG fan of Ron Paul. Ron Paul's # 1 in Texas (heard him today on the radio) has been trying to ask Paul to ask this lunatic to remove the ad.

Crystal, Star, Diamond, and Lexxxy will have to be your dependents.

I noticed that one of my articles went MIA. Also, earlier this week, I submitted an article. I checked on it a little while ago. Apparently, it wasn't approved, although I didn't get an email saying why.

Art- The US Constitution was written and finally ratified in 1789. It remained relatively unchanged until the early 1930's. Franklin Roosevelt became President a couple of years after the Great Depression started. Roosevelt told the public, and the Congress, elect me and I'll fix everything." Right after he was elected, Roosevelt went about creating a gigantic bureauacracy, creating tax laws and taxes. Before his term, the US President was little more than a figurehead. Now, the President has so many powers that he has to be watched carefully. Case in point-Obama was caught on tape recently talking to some of his followers. He told them that he was tempted to use the 14th Amendment to nullify Congress (and become a benevolent dictator). With all that said-home owners are given a tax break that renters aren't, with the point being that everyone should be a homeowner. To that end, President Clinton had the Fair Housing Act passed, which created easy credit for people wanting to be home owners. That act set forth a chain of events that created the economic mess that we are in today.

Visitors to Houston wonder about the appropiateness of metal detectors in Houston clubs.

Actually, I would give tax breaks to strip club owners, with the highest breaks to those who own the largest clubs and hire the most staff (bartenders, waitresses, strippers, etc.). For small club owners, the breaks would come in the form of business tax, but for the large owners, they would encouraged to report all of their income if they had proof of comprehensive security (parking lot, lobby, main floor-panic buttons for strippers), kept the premises kept up, and had state of the art fire detection and protection systems.

"The incident happened at the Cabaret Taboo strip club around 3:30 a.m."