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12 years ago
no love for twat?
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12 years ago
hey john - look at it this way- if one of the girls at the club is hot and actually is a college friend of your daughter's well the hey your daughter has hot friends.
for lack of a better example but the late but great comedian robert schimmel had a daughter that was in her late teens/early 20's. she used to hang out w/this hot friend. robert schimmel was attracted to her, banged her and eventually married her. if your daughter was cool she would understand that's how some things tend to go.
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12 years ago
pretty simple math really. usually costs me $40 for 2 songs to get off from a lapdance. 3 sets of those + 20 bucks leftover = one $140 fs session. w/that $20 i can get a decent meal afterwards or get off on one song if i'm real backed up.
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12 years ago
as for clubs i've never been to here's how my mind works:
look for the men's room. as i enter the first thing i look for is the trash can. if i see used condoms inside that trash can then i know for sure there's action at that club.
then i buy the drink from the bar and then find a place to sit where i can see the girls and pick out as many potential victims as possible. then i narrow it down to one or two. the others i leave out hopefully i get to victimize at a future time.
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12 years ago
slip of the lip-ratt
pussy control-prince
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13 years ago
not bs pablo. never even gave it a thought until it happened. i was shocked as shit!!!! even equally as shocked when she told me she heard the pop.
have to wear the rubbers. girls won't come back to me as they would be pissed that i got cum all over on them. last month freed out willie on girl in strip club had no rubber on so b4 cumming tried to cum onto shirt but mistimed and misaimed and then shot all over her ass. she wanted extra 20 but i talked down to 10.
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13 years ago
"It was quite a commotion in the nice neighborhood, with well cared for homes and neat manicured lawns."
really? reason why i never visited any bridgeport clubs is that i heard that bridgeport is a real shitty area w/ drug gangs running rampant. didn'ty figure to be an area w/ nice homes and finely manicured lawns. who knew?
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13 years ago
how was the pizza? any good? crunchy on the bottom or soggy?
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13 years ago
was walking down the street heading to a bank for some cash. then heard something shutter and realized that something bad was about to happen. a minute later i saw the implosion of the first building. tried to duck into a pizzeria for cover. bad move -windows were open. never made it to that bank's atm. basically starved and had no cigs for several hours while covered from head to toe w/ building one debris.
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13 years ago
kudos to shadow. 69-34 he gets dances and even hangs out w/ her outside of the club. i haven't hung out w/ a dancer outside of the club in over 15 years. anyway me 36 her 18.
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13 years ago
ny area. gallaghers during the day b4 7pm. sin city mon-thurs as fri and sats suck. go and pay extra $20 to use the booth all the way in the back - it's worth it. goldfingers after 10pm as that's when most of the girls have already shown up. you'll notice that none of these clubs are in manhattan. why because i hate manhattan clubs. top dollar spent for do nothing bullshit!!!
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13 years ago
the dude just has to plan better. spending that type of cash should more be like 12-14 happy endings, especially from what i read about the det/inkster clubs. my only regret was not checking out that area during my last vacation as i instead opted for the platinum plus in columbia, sc.
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13 years ago
jim,
holy shit!!! you actually shot off goo at the age of nine? when i shot off my first load of wad at age 14 i thought oh no something is wrong w/ me!!!! stuff is coming out!!! b4 14 no messes. even to this day i hate that messy shit.
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14 years ago
lopaw, how do you avoid making a mess? i've been making messes starting at 13 years old. besides wearing a rubber how does one avoid the mess?
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14 years ago
louie the 8th rare cognac. really? tell me - who exactly here gives a fuck about that shit? they really should close ricks down. rip off joint!
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15 years ago
Does Gridget look like the Helen Hunt from the early days of Mad ABout You/Pamela Smart movie or the Helen Hunt from the last 5 years?
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15 years ago
Stay at the background away from the stage. I don't care for stage tipping unless a girl is real hot then I'll tip her a buck for her attn and get her for dance. I like to sit near the dressing room - you get to see the girls come in w/ their street clothes on and then anticipate what they'll look like after they changed.
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15 years ago
Finding a used condom neatly draped like a bathroom house towel on the handrail next the toilet. This was at the infamous but now defunct Harmony Theater in NYC. Man do I miss that place - still suffering from withdrawal effects even after 12 years of being closed.
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15 years ago
It's basically according to whose perspective. There was a racehorse based in Belmont Park about 10-12 yrs back named Saratoga Capers who got buttfucked by a barnworker as he was standing on a couple of pails. When he got off he tripped and the pails went PLANG PLANG. That disturbance got the attention of people standing outside and they busted that whack job. Now in regards to perspective us guys would know the name of the horse who got assplugged. I had a discussion w/ my ATF about this one night. She didn't know the name of the horse but she knew the guy's full name frm reading the newspaper account. Bottom line: fucking horses in the ass is 100% psycho, no matter how slightly different the perspectives are. I wonder if the assfucker thought what he was doing was perverted or he just didn't give a shit.
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15 years ago
I always look for the new ones, even if the ATF is there. Reason being is that with the new ones you better get them fast as there's a chance you might never get to get them again. New ones might be there for a week or less then split due to not being handle the environment, or just in town for the week, or for whatever other reasons. It might piss off the ATF's but more often than not they tend to be forgiving and understanding, and will still provide the same service(s) as before.
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16 years ago
Agreed here - jeans suck!!! Wear smooth pants & no undies - commando rules!!! More intense in sensation. Here's a tip - zipper should be made of plastic, not metal. Metal can cause nasty pussy cuts, which will really piss off the dancer. Can't blame her for that.
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16 years ago
Good point mmdv26. And as for you htstrpr99 why dont'YOU give it up? It's pretty much the norm for a guy to want to take a shot at extras in a stripclub environment, whether he's a senior citizen or a raging hormonal college kid. Besides I dont' give a fuck whether anyone says this is a fact: every chick who works at these clubs has a pricetag to do extras, or even a type. By type I mean a guy they would be willing to provide those extras at lapdance $20/song prices. So htstrpr99 if you can't handle what most guys want from this forum why don't you give it up huh? We don't fucking want you!!!!!!!!! You suggest you aren't a whore but by already working in this industry you pretty much are only a shade or two below from such status. Bottom line - YOU SUCK!!!!!
Now as far as being bored w/ friction/lapdances here's my 2cents: will never get bored of them as long as there are new girls coming in that are as hot and just as good at giving great grinds to completion as the ones that are leaving the business for good. Anything else offered by the new ones (GFE, BBJ, ETC) after the initial grind is all gravy home there on out.
Btw - htstrpr99 did I already posted that YOU SUCK!!!!!!! Which club and city do you work at? I want to know so I can avoid a club that would have pretentious cunts like you having what I consider to be a real shitty attitude regarding customers and their desires.
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15 years ago
A lot of women that are famous no one would give the second time of day if you compared them to the ones one would see in the streets of ATL, NYC, FLA, etc. . Me personally I find it very hard to find a chick that's in the entertainment field that I would want to ruff one off to. All the ones you pointed out, w/ maybe the exception of ScarJ don't have the necessary sexiness for me to get my dick hard. Also you have to face the reality that Hollywood execs are the ones that are responsible for putting these types of women on screen, whether it be tv or movies or even music. Almost always I find the chicks in the background of a tv or movie scene the hottest. <br />
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What pisses me off about the entertainment scene is that you'll find a chick like say Katherine McPhee from american Idol. She to me is way sexier than any of those chicks you posted above. She has a nice shapely figure. Then once she gets more exposure some bigwig asshole tells her she has to slim down 15-20 lbs and have a body resembling some shit like pancake ass Paris Hilton or Paltrow. <br />
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Here are the ones I like that turn me on:<br />
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INARI VACHS FROM 10M YRS AGO<br />
A YOUNGER JENNIFER ANISTON<br />
DANIELLE FISCHELLE - when in late teens in Boy Meets World, not now<br />
RYAN CONNER<br />
KELLY CLARKSON-she didn;t lose her shape thank god<br />
BRANDY JOHNSON<br />
DANIELLE SACRAMONE<br />
MELANIE JAGGER<br type="_moz" />