ROB stories

how was the pizza? any good? crunchy on the bottom or soggy?

Nothing, but bitch. I left the room without paying her a cent.

I usually detect the ROB routine early and cut it off. One time in a club in Phoenix, a very frisky AA girl started giving me dances. The DJ was playing music that had no definable breaks, so after about 5 minutes, I asked, "Was that 2 songs?". She pretends she doesn't know consults the DJ, and comes back with the answer, "That was 5 songs." I looked at her, looked at the DJ, and decided they were running a scam. So as I slowly gave her $50 for 5 songs, I said, "Ok, here's your 50 bucks. Of course, if you hadn't tried to rip me off, you probably would have made 150 bucks today. Now I'm gonna go to some other club. Bye bye." Her mouth twisted up like she had something bad tasting in there, and she stomped away. She probably had to split the 50 with the DJ.

I once made tupid mistake of opening my wallet in front of a dancer to get two twenties to pay her. She reached in and grabbed a $100 bill and walked away. I wanted to tackle her. Instead, I sent a letter to the manager, named her, and explained why I would never come back. Never heard back from him.

At a club where extras had been going on, a gal promised me FS if I paid 100 in advance. We went to VIP and I got 1.5 air dances.

I have had several bad experiences with dancers who were poor with math...one who claimed 2 songs were actually 5, and wanted $120. I gave her $45 (the amount for the length of the dances) and walked straight out. Another dancer wanted $80 for a dance that was poor in anyone's book. She was a real bitch about it too.

Met a girl OTC, who'd blown me a couple of times in the club, for more than that. I get the room, she gets there, we start playing, and when I get ready for the good part, she says "We can't fuck, I've got my period." Of course, there'd been no mention of this when promising to fuck me less than an hour earlier. Then she offers a "really good" blow job instead. Pissed off and droopy now, I said no thanks and told her to get dressed and kicked her out without giving her anything, which started the whole pleading and begging thing, about how she really need the money, yada, yada, yada. "Too bad. Should have tried the truth then."

She called a couple of times after that, but I didn't answer. Saw her in the club once, and she didn't even approach me.

Mine was at a more of a porno/dance place in Philly. Back in those days, they used a clear plexiglass barrier to separate the guy from the girl during a "private" dance. Laughably, the plexiglass had the shape of a woman molded into it that the girl would lean into, which I suppose was supposed to be better than simply dancing behind the plexiglass. She kept saying for $XX more, we could remove the barrier and she could touch me. I finally complied and we went to a different room with no barrier, my dick hanging out, and her "touching" amounting to nothing more than placing a dab of lotion on the head of my dick so I could self-service while she danced.

I can't recall if I thought "What the Hell," and beat off, or just wound up leaving. I've since learned that in NEVER gets better for more $XX, despite all the promises. If it's going to be good, it'll be good from the get-go.

Like harrydave, my bull shit dectector goes off early. The worst I can remember is getting ripped off for $30 for a dance that did not deliver what was promised.

Did it deliver in 30 minutes or less?

Once a dancer refused to swallow. What a rip off!

I can honestly say I've not been ripped. That isn't to say it hasn't been tried, but I don't find it often. I guess that is one of the reasons I don't like dancers coming to me. That in itself seems like a much more likely ROB.

worst I ever got was the common rip off of promising a lot if we go to VIP then not delivering. one girl in particular at OASIS begged me to take her to VIP as she needed the money. she was a hot looking blonde asian (looked like 80's porn star Kascha) once we got to VIP the list of don'ts was a mile long. said her nipples and pussy were sore from being played with too much. the best I got was grinding on the ole boner and rubbing her ass!!

SuperDude I would not have let that dancer get away with stealing. I would have grabbed her and demanded back the money she stole. Granted I would owe her two twenties but that does not mean she has a right to reach into anyone's wallet and steal a customer's money. I wouldn't care if I had shut down the whole strip club and gotten in a fight. At a minimum I would have called the police and claimed theft after speaking immediately to a bouncer or manager if I managed to compose myself enough. No way would I have let her walk away though.

I once had a former favorite pick my pocket and steal money from me and she walked off without me immediately knowing my money was gone. She made the mistake of letting me check my pockets before she hugged me and held my hand in a somewhat awkward posture. Then she walked off and I checked my pockets one more time and the wad of ones in my pocket was gone. I did get justice out of that.

Said something to someone in the club after giving her a nasty look. Composed myself, emailed the management of the crime. Came back and found out the manager was doing an investigation, they had some dancers and some bouncers suspended for two weeks doing their internal investigation. She had been stealing customers money for several months and driving all the customers away.

The manager showed me the dancer that he suspected, drivers license pic, then refunded me the estimated 40 bucks she stole I guess to get rid of any hard feelings I had about the place. She was fired. I informed management at the next club in town I saw her working at. Then I saw her at another club a few months after that one but she didn't work there for very long. She apparently never knew I caught her picking my pocket. It probably would not have been very good if I had confronted her directly.

The funny thing is she was one of my favorites and could have gotten 40 bucks from me by dancing in about 10 to 20 minutes, however she stole it and I decided to work with the management of the clubs instead of calling the police. Apparently no one else raised enough red flags, clubs don't need dancers like that. I heard another one of her tactics was to get customer's wallets to slide out of their pockets during the lap dance. Then after they left, she would get the money and leave the wallet. Since then other favorites have told me to always check your pockets after your lap dance to make sure you aren't leaving anything behind by accident.

Of course a dancer picking my pocket was near the top of something that ticked me off.

My current favorites would turn in a lost cell phone. I heard some might keep it.

I have never been ripped off too bad. I've had a lot of times where a dancer might sell me on a VIP dance and disappoint, but that's only $20 lost. Part of the game.

I've only had two incidents which I'd consider rip offs. The first was when I foolishly didn't bring any money and had to use the club ATM. The fee was very high, like $10. Well, I took a girl to the VIP and she gave me a HJ. When I paid her she said it wasn't enough. I caved in and hit the ATM again. She said it still wasn't enough. I didn't want to cause I scene so I caved again. I paid way too much for that HJ, like $200, and $30 more in ATM fees. I won't go down that road again though. I learned my lesson.


The second incident isn't as bad, but stands out in my mind because the dancer was so slick and definitely a 'ROB.' I was visiting a club about three hours from home, so it was new to me. An average looking dancer approaches me and pushes hard for a dance during a two for one special. The club offers full nude dances for $45 and topless for $25, and she offered to do nude for the $25 fee. She has some regular in a seat nearby and he says that 'she's really good, definitely worth it' so I go back. Now she wants $30 and asks me to give her a $5 tip. After the two for one is over, I accept a third dance thinking it will be for 30, but she switches that to 45. When I hand her the money she tries to play a game and say I still owe her 20. I don't fall for it and she backs off, but then asks for more dollars to tip the DJ. I've had enough of her at this point and don't give in.


The funny thing is, she wanted to do OTC. I can't imagine the fun and games she would have tried if I accepted.

$400 FS ends in nothing but her screaming in the club for a tip I would not give. She got fired.
$110 FS ends bad for me with just a lap dance I also tipped $50 and got 15 mins of nothing.
I have been lied to more by strippers than I can count. They lie like rugs.

@runrdude,
good start, but how is that a rip off? pizza just comes in and all of a sudden and she says, "Let me eat for an hour and I will get back to you?" That is hilarious if that was the case.

Very early in my SC adventures, I paid dancer $100 in advance to meet me after her shift at a nearby motel. Told her when I was leaving the club and she said she'd be at the motel in 20 minutes. No show, and I locked my damn keys in my truck...a little bit nervous.

A few days later, I confronted her in the club about the no show. She said just as she was leaving, a guy she owed money to came in and she gave him my $100 and got into a big argument with him. She was too upset to meet me. I suggested that she should give me back my $100 deposit, and she said, "I told you I gave it to him, so I don't have it anymore or I'd give it back to you."

It's hard to argue with that logic.

mmdv,

Your suggestion was the problem. It was no longer your $100. You should have suggested that she give you a $100, and it doesn't have to be the exact same $100, but ANY $100 since she did not perform the labor for which you presented her the $100 in the first place, you being the presenter and she being the receiver. Have it notarized and signed by at least six witnesses, THEN you still wouldn't get it back! :)

Once at the old Landing Strip I had a Black Dancer promise the World for a VIP visit. Had to pay up front, $200+. When in the room I tried to touch her tits & a bouncer immediately stuck his head in & said HANDS OFF! Been back to the new version of Club only once & won't return.

Ouch, Alucard!! The new version of Landing Strip is indeed better, but I don't blame you for not going back. I'll be at PH this afternoon and look forward to see our friend and others.

Yes, it was an expensive visit & lesson Vince. It would take a lot to get me back to the new Landing Strip, even if it is better.

Strippers are like lawyers in one way. If they're talking they're lying.

I've been fortunate I guess.Disappointed? Sure.But never once have I felt I was stolen from.When I am in a new club and/ or with a new dancer we talk in advance and in detail as to what exactly will transpire. If I don't like what I hear it's "no sale." I think too many guys assume she will be so caught up in the moment and forget the meter is running.

Compared to the above, my story is a minor ripoff.

Went to on of my hotlist clubs for fun on night. I got attention from a dancer literally 10 years after she was an ATF. She remembered me and told every dancer in the club that we danced a lot 10 years ago. So I treat her nice, we go back to dance for $30 on a 2-4-1. We catch up, I tip her $30 for a total of $60 for two dances. Afterwards she says, let's get a drink at the bar.

I order her drink ($11 mixed drink and chaser) and mine, and wait a couple songs. She shows up, we drink and talk, then I leave.

I come back three weeks later and sat in sniffers row, tucking bills everywhere I'm allowed. Said dancer comes over to me, remembers me, and asks to dance. She gives good dances, so we go back, this time 1 song, $30. I tip her $30 for a total of $60 for one dance. Hoping to setup some OTC, I say, "meet me at the bar for another drink.". She agrees, I go and order drinks.

Then I'm just standing there for two songs. I figure she's freshening up. Then another song goes by, still a no-show. I look on stage and she's not there, then I see her hustling customers for dances. No one is biting. I wait until she comes by where I'm standing and I say, "I thought we were having a drink?"

She: "Last time you were here I lost a customer while we were drinking."
Me: "I sorry that happened, but it was your idea, I bought the $11 drink, and you got a 100% tip."
Her: "..."
Me: "I just gave you $60 for one dance and stood here like a puppy with a $11 drink."
Her: "..."
Me: "So were you dancing during the last 5 songs?"
Her: "No, just smoking with another customer."
Me: "So you just lost me, a long time customer who tips very well, because you were on a smoke break?"
Her: "Wait, a girl has to make her money!"
Me: "Since you have been dancing over 10 years, I would think you would understand that a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush."

I shotgunned her drink and walked out as she was making her rebuttal.

Must be why she isn't an ATF any longer.

Yeah, the pizza was delivered, she stopped to eat. I stopped her after one piece (of pizza). The pizza was the only thing delivered that night. Her dances were decent for clean dances, but the mood was killed 20 minutes into the VIP. It was a good lesson for me to be explicit about expectations before commiting to big bucks.

"be explicit about expectations before commiting to big bucks"

I've had to learn that lesson a couple of times, fortunately no longer.