WHY I PREFER LAPDANCES VS BJ'S AND ALL THE REST

Only got off from a BJ a couple of times in my life. Has to be FS or a bunch of LDs for me.

I can understand being a CHEAP Fuck.

But your statistics don't add up to me. At $20 per dance you're getting off once every two dances versus perhaps not at all via a BJ. Doesn't make sense to me.

But hey, it's your cock & orgasm.

pretty simple math really. usually costs me $40 for 2 songs to get off from a lapdance. 3 sets of those + 20 bucks leftover = one $140 fs session. w/that $20 i can get a decent meal afterwards or get off on one song if i'm real backed up.

There are street hookers who only charge $20-60 for FS

"There are street hookers who only charge $20-60 for FS"

Talk to payer11 about "mastery" of "$60 crack whore game".

yeah we don't fuck with crack whores. Their pussy stinks so bad and is so dry, I'm pretty sure its like putting your cock in a stinky Sahara desert

Txtittyfag? Really Dougster. I think for the most part you are a funny and entertaining guy on TUSCL, but this is just lame. All you're doing is confirming peoples beliefs that you have multiple aliases.

but as far as getting off goes, I GOTTA get a BJ for me to get off. Don't care how long that shit takes, they're gonna make me cum in the end (though I did have some girls who were just so bad and used too much teeth, I lose a 20 dollars because I told them to stop and go away). So equivalent of songs, i just nutted to 7 songs compared to never nutting at all or just one nut off of FS. I'll take the street walker for 20 please

ranukam: it's not me. Not sure who it is - but I do have a guess. :-)

^Bullshit.

I'd rather have BJ any day, assuming it's a decent one. But that's predicated on the fact that lap dances don't get me off, but I don't expect or want them too.

Juice just jutted cost.$.98

I'm not much of a fan of LDs in general, but I suppose that if I could get off simply from a girl rubbing her ass in my crotch for two songs then I might feel the same way that domian does. LOL.

@Domian, $140 does not really get you a hottie, so I guess lap dances are better for you. @txtittyfag, Hi Dougster, liars, bullshitters, and pricks just can't stop, can they?

I think Dougster should be commended for coming out of the closet and showing his true tendencies.

Go, tittyfag! Go! Like throwing gas on the fire.

When did lap dances and BJ become mutually exclusive?

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