I love the headline.
An African pastor testifies about strippers: "Strip girls are taught how to milk you dry. When they see you have money, they will milk all of it."
Truth.
I asked my iPhone, "Surely it's not going to rain today?"
My iPhone replied, "Yes it is, and don't call me Shirley."
It must have been in airplane mode.
"An exotic dancer moved in with an elderly man she met while working then stole more than $38,000 from him.'
She's kind of cute. Maybe she would move in with me.
Q. What's an example of conflicting emotions?
A. When your girlfriend is a stripper and she tells you she made a lot of money last night.
Q. What question will she never be asked?
A. "Are they real?"
After shutting down the Penthouse, they're coming after Tycoons. Things are getting out of hand.
Don't slap a woman on the pussy.