Posts by jackslash

Q. Why was it wrong for the West Virginia stripper to have sex with her teacher? A. She was homeschooled.

Q. What do screen doors and strippers have in common? A. The more you bang them, the looser they get.

An interesting article in which a woman explains why she prefers escorting to stripping. https://www.yourtango.com/2019323217/what-its-really-like-be-escort-why-prefer-escorting-over-stripping

Albert Einstein loved women with big breasts. His second wife, Elsa, was his first cousin, and he married her because she was well-endowed. This was his theory of relative's titty.

Q. What is a Chinese stripper's name? A. Wun Dum Ho Q. What is a Chinese stripper's boyfriend's name? A. Wun Dum Fuc.

Q. How is paying for a stripper like paying for a submarine sandwich? A. Both purchases could be avoided if your wife did her goddamn job.

Q. What happened when the stripper asked two guys in matching outfits if they were gay? A. The cops arrested her.

Want to become a Detroit stripper? Or waitress? Or shot girl? Motorcity Showgirls, a company that does hiring for such clubs as the Penthouse, Coliseum and Flight Club, has an online application. Go to…

Q. What crime is committed by tranny strippers? A. Male fraud.

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-nypd-disability-scam-20190415-ruq4lvangjhzrhdgwu6eni7hte-story.html

Q. What does it mean if a stripper is screaming "pineapple, unconstitutional, Philadelphia, fettuccine"? A. She forgot the safe word.

Q. Why is a stripper who is into bondage always poor? A. Because she's strapped for cash.