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Why is a stripper like a doorknob?
Q. Why is a stripper like a doorknob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree?
Q. What do you say to a stripper after she gets her college degree?
A. "A lotto ticket and a pack of Marlboros, please."
32 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Nidan111)
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The old woman and the gunslinger
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE…
8 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(MackTruck)
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Why did the steering wheel of the stripper's car have lipstick marks all over it
Q. Why did the steering wheel of the stripper's car have lipstick marks all over it?
A. Because a driver pulled out in front of her and she tried to blow the horn.
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What is the best way to get a stripper body?
Q. What is the best way to get a stripper body?
A. Dig up my back yard.
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What does a stripper call "foreplay"?
Q. What does a stripper call "foreplay"?
A. When her boyfriend slaps her across the face with four knuckles.
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(gSteph)
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Why did the stripper have her wisdom teeth removed?
Q. Why did the stripper have her wisdom teeth removed?
A. She needed room for more dicks.
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Cardi B husband Offset hit with felony gun charge in Georgia traffic stop arrest
Offset is Quavo's cousin, and Quavo is Takeoff's uncle. The three grew up together in Gwinnett County, a mostly suburban area near Atlanta. Migos initially gained recognition following the release of their 2013 single "Versace". In 2015, the trio released…
12 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(flagooner)
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Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper?
Q. Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper?
A. She couldn't bare it.
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Russian doctor murders, dismembers and cooks woman after realising while they ha
Q. Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
A. She didn't suit his taste.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6949841/Russian-doctor-murders-dismembers-cooks-transgender-woman.html
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(-me)
