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How Juice picks his perfect woman

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Juice's perfect woman:
Smart $75
Beautiful face $100
Killer body $150
Great sex $200
Fat $3
Retarded $2

Juice has $5

8 comments

  • MackTruck
    7 years ago
    Lmao Jack
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Waffle House waitress: $1

    He can afford 5 of them in the parking lot.
  • vincemichaels
    7 years ago
    KFC female workers, $0.10 per worker. He'll drown in their love, not to mention his special sauce. :)
  • JuiceBox69
    7 years ago
    LMFAO
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    I thought Juice picked his next woman using a very simple process - he goes to KFC - there are a few ladies standing in line - he “accidentally” drops either a $5 (or a few $1’s) on the floor in front of them. The first girl who bends over to pick up the money (without splitting her pants - or farting) - is the lucky lady!

    It’s like when the bride tosses the wedding bouquet - and the single ladies try to catch it - but it’s a bit greasier!
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    ^^^^ possibly best comment of the day.
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    @Cashman, that's too funny.
  • ATACdawg
    7 years ago
    Right hand, priceless..... ;-)
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