Juice's perfect woman:
Smart $75
Beautiful face $100
Killer body $150
Great sex $200
Fat $3
Retarded $2
Juice has $5
How Juice picks his perfect woman
jackslashDetroit strip clubs
Juice's perfect woman:
Smart $75
Beautiful face $100
Killer body $150
Great sex $200
Fat $3
Retarded $2
Juice has $5
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last commentLmao Jack
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Waffle House waitress: $1
He can afford 5 of them in the parking lot.
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KFC female workers, $0.10 per worker. He'll drown in their love, not to mention his special sauce. :)
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LMFAO
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I thought Juice picked his next woman using a very simple process - he goes to KFC - there are a few ladies standing in line - he “accidentally” drops either a $5 (or a few $1’s) on the floor in front of them. The first girl who bends over to pick up the money (without splitting her pants - or farting) - is the lucky lady!
It’s like when the bride tosses the wedding bouquet - and the single ladies try to catch it - but it’s a bit greasier!
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^^^^ possibly best comment of the day.
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@Cashman, that's too funny.
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Right hand, priceless..... ;-)
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