Juice's perfect woman: Smart $75 Beautiful face $100 Killer body $150 Great sex $200 Fat $3 Retarded $2
Juice has $5
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How Juice picks his perfect woman
Dec 5, 2017, 2:46 AM
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Waffle House waitress: $1
He can afford 5 of them in the parking lot.
KFC female workers, $0.10 per worker. He'll drown in their love, not to mention his special sauce. :)
LMFAO
I thought Juice picked his next woman using a very simple process - he goes to KFC - there are a few ladies standing in line - he “accidentally” drops either a $5 (or a few $1’s) on the floor in front of them. The first girl who bends over to pick up the money (without splitting her pants - or farting) - is the lucky lady!
It’s like when the bride tosses the wedding bouquet - and the single ladies try to catch it - but it’s a bit greasier!
^^^^ possibly best comment of the day.
@Cashman, that's too funny.
Right hand, priceless..... ;-)
Lmao Jack