Strip club skills help you in the strangest places
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I’m spending the month of December touring the Holy Land and Egypt. At a Greek Orthodox monastery, high on a mountain above Jericho, I thought it right to leave a donation in the box by the door. Other pilgrims had problems pushing their bills through the narrow slit in the box. I, however, creased my bills neatly in half as I would to put a tip in a stripper’s thong, and slipped them easily into the box.
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last commentEnjoy your travels over there!
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Does God accept Bitcoin?
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Great story! A technique honed during many years of pilgrimages to strip clubs!
Enjoy your time in the Holy Land.
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Good idea
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LOL!
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Lol....I herd those middle Eastern strip clubs are off the hook....if you don't get beheaded please report back
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LDK on a camel's back would be mad skills.
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There you go - god wants us to go to strip clubs
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Juice said bring him back a Sand Flavored Four Loko.
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I imagine that doing Greek in a strip club would be highly valuable when visiting Greece. :)
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Athens has sections of town where behind every door is a 20 Euro whore. A white light above the door means “ open for business”. Not exactly a GFE. You come yet ? You come yet ?
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MamiSan should do business that way. SJG won't have to get off his mangled bike to take a closer look to see if she's open. :)
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I’ve heard Mamisan tell her girls “When you see that Lloyd - you spit at him like a camel!”
Maybe he thinks that’s part of his GFE -
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"Strip club skills help you in the strangest places"
Agreed. Enjoy your travels.
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You should go to the Wailing Wall and “make it rain”
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Going to the confessional booth is a chump's game. Front room confessions FTW!
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^ LOL
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