Strip club skills help you in the strangest places

12/13/2017 6:37:57 AM

I’m spending the month of December touring the Holy Land and Egypt. At a Greek Orthodox monastery, high on a mountain above Jericho, I thought it right to leave a donation in the box by the door. Other pilgrims had problems pushing their bills through the narrow slit in the box. I, however, creased my bills neatly in half as I would to put a tip in a stripper’s thong, and slipped them easily into the box.

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Dougster

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7 years ago

Enjoy your travels over there!

Dougster

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7 years ago

Does God accept Bitcoin?

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

Great story! A technique honed during many years of pilgrimages to strip clubs!

Enjoy your time in the Holy Land.

MackTruck

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7 years ago

Good idea

georgmicrodong

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7 years ago

LOL!

JuiceBox69

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7 years ago

Lol....I herd those middle Eastern strip clubs are off the hook....if you don't get beheaded please report back

SirLapdancealot

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7 years ago

LDK on a camel's back would be mad skills.

Papi_Chulo

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7 years ago

There you go - god wants us to go to strip clubs

shailynn

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7 years ago

Juice said bring him back a Sand Flavored Four Loko.

shadowcat

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7 years ago

I imagine that doing Greek in a strip club would be highly valuable when visiting Greece. :)

mark94

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7 years ago

Athens has sections of town where behind every door is a 20 Euro whore. A white light above the door means “ open for business”. Not exactly a GFE. You come yet ? You come yet ?

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

MamiSan should do business that way. SJG won't have to get off his mangled bike to take a closer look to see if she's open. :)

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

I’ve heard Mamisan tell her girls “When you see that Lloyd - you spit at him like a camel!”

Maybe he thinks that’s part of his GFE -

wallanon

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7 years ago

"Strip club skills help you in the strangest places"

Agreed. Enjoy your travels.