I’m spending the month of December touring the Holy Land and Egypt. At a Greek Orthodox monastery, high on a mountain above Jericho, I thought it right to leave a donation in the box by the door. Other pilgrims had problems pushing their bills through the narrow slit in the box. I, however, creased my bills neatly in half as I would to put a tip in a stripper’s thong, and slipped them easily into the box.
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Enjoy your travels over there!
Does God accept Bitcoin?
Great story! A technique honed during many years of pilgrimages to strip clubs!
Enjoy your time in the Holy Land.
Good idea
LOL!
Lol....I herd those middle Eastern strip clubs are off the hook....if you don't get beheaded please report back
There you go - god wants us to go to strip clubs
Juice said bring him back a Sand Flavored Four Loko.
I imagine that doing Greek in a strip club would be highly valuable when visiting Greece. :)
Athens has sections of town where behind every door is a 20 Euro whore. A white light above the door means “ open for business”. Not exactly a GFE. You come yet ? You come yet ?
MamiSan should do business that way. SJG won't have to get off his mangled bike to take a closer look to see if she's open. :)
I’ve heard Mamisan tell her girls “When you see that Lloyd - you spit at him like a camel!”
Maybe he thinks that’s part of his GFE -
"Strip club skills help you in the strangest places"
Agreed. Enjoy your travels.
You should go to the Wailing Wall and “make it rain”
^ LOL
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