Posts by jackslash

Part of this story has been posted previously. Here are some more details about the murder of a 71-year-old man at the hands of a 25-year-old "model" and her boyfriend and her roommate. The boyfriend is on…

Q. What is it called when you tell a stripper she's right? A. Sarcasm.

Q. Why don't strippers flirt with disaster? A. They give it a blowjob instead.

Q. Why will you feel sad when your Chinese stripper makes you a dinner of sweet and sour pork? A. Your dog is missing.

I have been to the Silver Bullet and it was a high contact club. But that was many years ago when I was young. http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2019-04-10/clinton-man-who-took-urbana-strip-club-employees-car-admits-dui.html

Q. Why did the stripper call her legs "rumors"? A. Because she was always spreading them.

A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private. The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help you?" The man says sheepishly, "Well,…

You could keep this stripper in your pocket and pull her out whenever needed. https://www.inkedmag.com/original-news/shorteststripper

He had previously run a background check on a stripper "to see if she had a warrant and to see if she was “somebody I can be around"" https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/investigations/denver-officer-suspended-after-he-was-caught-at-strip-club-while-on-duty

Q. What did the stripper do when she went to a gender reveal party? A. She took off her panties.

Q. Why was a dentist a stripper's favorite customer? A. Because he drilled her and filled every hole.

I'm impressed when the New York Times runs a story about a strip club owner. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/08/us/masters-augusta-strip-clubs.html