A woman goes to a therapist and tells him: "I'm worried about my husband's temper. Every day he yells at me. It scares me."
The therapist says, "I have a cure for that. When your husband starts getting angry, take a glass of water and swish it around in your mouth. Don't swallow it. Just keep swishing it in your mouth until he calms down."
Two weeks later the woman comes back and says, "That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started getting mad, I took a mouthful of water and swished and swished until he calmed down. How does a glass of water do that?"
The therapist replies, "The water has nothing to do with it. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."
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LOL ! But I don't think my wife will think it's funny.
Excellent joke and better idea ;)
I can't believe it will happen in the real world, but it's a great idea, doc !!
Good one!
That would work.
Holy crap... I laughed so hard in the office. So maybe I shouldn't browse tuscl at work any more.
Whew... God... That was killer.
That was good! I gotta remember that one. I've had a female friends ask me why boyfriend doesn't say much and I told her that it's probably because she's talking way too much. And that's usually the case even though she didn't like my answer.
That was funny as hell!
Lol! That’s brilliant - and very funny - and true!
It’s funny because it’s the truth!
I know many women who wouldn't like that one.
Man! I'm too much on TUSCL. me = total perv.
===================== The therapist says, "I have a cure for that. When your husband starts getting angry, take a glass of water and swish it around in your mouth. Don't swallow it. Just keep swishing it in your mouth until he calms down."
I'm already picturing a hot and huffing man in from of a woman. Next the woman has fluid in her mouth. No swallow. And eventual calm.
In the end it turned out to brilliant.
I shared this one with the wife and kids at the dinner table last night. It got a good laugh.
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