Posts by jackslash

Why hasn't Shadowcat reviewed this Atlanta strip club? https://www.projectq.us/atlanta/Swinging_Richards_will_be_here_for_years_despite_bankruptcy?gid=19824

James Holzhauer is an amazing Jeopardy contestant, winning big by going all in on daily doubles. I enjoy watching him. https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/james-holzhauer-offered-victory-party-at-las-vegas-strip-club/article_a40b33b6-71a0-11e9-96de-abdc51fcd47f.html

Q. Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on his penis? A. He was always trying to put words in her mouth.

"Idiot" means a normal young man. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sun-men/4212698/lads-set-up-idiot-fund-for-pal-who-splurged-3500-on-strip-club-dances-after-living-it-up-like-pablo-escobar-on-stag-do/

Q. How did you feel when you learned your ATF was a moonshiner's daughter? A. I loved her still.

Q. What is the secret to making a stripper go, "Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmm"? A. Duct tape.

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any…

Q. How can you make a stripper feel wanted? A. Rat her out to the police.

In South Africa they use the k-word instead of the n-word. https://citizen.co.za/news/south-africa/crime/2126458/they-shot-at-me-dropped-k-word-after-finding-out-i-was-black-stripper-alleges/

Q. What happened to the dyslexic stripper? A. She walked into the bra and took off her bar.

It's good to see a high school student choosing a lucrative career instead of settling for some dead-end job like nursing. https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/4078544-high-school-sex-worker-featured-in-school-paper-debuts-as-stripper-in-s-f/

You had me at strippers. https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/7xg8ke/guns-strippers-and-fancy-dinners-how-one-pharma-company-bribed-doctors-to-prescribe-fentanyl