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For You GOP Delegates, the Top 5 Strip Clubs

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/the-top-5-strip-clubs-for-the-republican-national Do our Tampa clubbers agree?

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 1

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Is this Olympian in the Wrong Sport?

Watching women's volley ball in Olympics. One member of USA team is a tall thin black girl named "Destinee Hooker." Talk about stripper names!

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 4

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Heffner says Women Just Use him for Sex

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity/news/quote-day-hugh-hefner-says-women-just-use-him-sex63840 I've always considered Hugh Hefner a douche. But I envy his opportunities with women. Would you live like Hefner if you could?

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 9

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Why No OTC?

I just got back from the club and I'm puzzled. A fav of mine, Sindi, called at 1PM and asked if I could come in. Being a nice guy, I said yes, and I got to the…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 30

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Meet the Parents

My ATF's parents had a 4th of July BBQ, and she invited me to come. Her boyfriend was out of town, and so she wanted me to be her date. I was apprehensive. I'm older than her…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 15

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Canada Bans Foreign Strippers. A Victory for the USA?

The Canadian federal government will not issue new work permits for foreign strippers and will not renew existing permits. http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/politics/article/1221374--strip-clubs-massage-parlours-and-escort-services-banned-from-bringing-in-foreign-temporary-workers The story indicates that "There are about 800 strippers on work permits at various clubs across Canada." These dancers will…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 3

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Was I Cheated?

I had a favorite dancer Stacy, who left for parts unknown a year ago. Stacy had incredible breasts, which I played with to my heart's content in VIP. But she told me she did not do extras, by…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 17

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Sesame Street Strip Club

They want to open a strip club on Sesame Street. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/25/north-miami-sesame-street-strip-club_n_1624026.html Should we expect strippers with names like Bertie and Ernie and Nookie Monster?

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 8

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My Rival

My ATF had told me about her 15-year-old neighbor Daniel, who was in love with her. Any time he saw her outside, he would find a reason to come over and talk to her and moon over her. After our…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 15

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Stripper Lies about Robbery

Stripper arrested for lying to police about robbery of baseball player's room. Who knew that a stripper would lie or rob from you? http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/aroldis-chapman-stripper/

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 16

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The Strangest Question I've Ever Heard from a Stripper

Strippers have asked me some strange questions over the years, but today I heard the strangest. My ATF was lying in bed with me after sex and began talking about her live-in boyfriend Bobby. Then she says,…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 17

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Charlamagne Blasts Ludacris For Spending $10K On Strippers?

Who knew there was a rapper named Charlamagne? His text reveals an impressive grasp of the English language. "Spending 10k on one stripper is basic as f**k especially if she didn't give you know pu**y but i'm a ignore it…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 2

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Foreign Strippers Ready to go Underground in Canada

As the Canadian Parliament prepares to cancel work permits for alien strippers (aliens from other countries, not outer space), some dancers vow to stay in Canada illegally. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2012/06/16/19885791.html As someone who weeps at injustice, I have been wondering what I can do…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 7

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You Homo

Yesterday I was relaxing at my table in the club with a cold $8.75 beer. A young dancer I didn't know stopped and asked if I would like a dance. I politely said no thanks. As she…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 34

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How Long Have Your Been With Your ATF?

My relationship with my ATF has lasted longer than a Kardashian marriage. I first saw her in the club about 2 1/2 years ago, but I had another favorite at that time. She has been my…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 29

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Canada to End Work Visas for Foreign Strippers

"all existing temporary work visas to foreign-born strippers will be cancelled, all new applications will be denied and all "open" work visa holders will be barred from working in the adult entertainment industry." http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/11/strippers-to-be-stripped-of-work-visas-kenney Canadians will have to make do with home-grown…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 12

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Overheard in the Strip Club

Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music. Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time." Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany.…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 7

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Why Not?

Last week I gave a dancer a ride to the club because her car was in the shop. The whole way, she kept complaining about the repair shop owner, who was pressuring her to have sex with him as…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 28

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How to Keep your Bitches in Line

Too many guys whine about how wives or girlfriends don't want them hanging in strip clubs and how strippers take advantage of them. They need to watch this inspirational video on how to keep your bitches in line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vv1bQ63YBk

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 6

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Good Reviews by a Dancer

Motorhead had a discussion yesterday about reviews by dancers and the shill factor. I just happened to see a review of CR Fanny's in PA by tempest666. It's a good review and well-written: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=148289 I found it interesting…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 9

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Gloria Allred is on the Case

You will be relieved to hear that pitbull lawyer Gloria Allred has taken the case of Sarah Tressler, the Houston reported who was fired because she also worked as a stripper. http://www.forbes.com/sites/crime/2012/05/23/stripping-their-way-through-college-eeoc-will-weigh-in-on-gender-discrimination-charge/ I sympathize with Sarah. Our society demonizes strippers and…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 8

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The Dancer and her Dog

Farmerart told the tale of how his dog did not like the dancer he brought home. I have another story of a dancer and a dog. A couple weeks ago I went to the house of a favorite dancer, who…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 10

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"Girls Girls Girls" and Other Top Strip Club Songs

Article on Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" and 10 other top strip club songs. Good stripper dancing on some of the videos. http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2012/05/girls_girls_girls_turns_25_the.php They don't include a couple of my favorites: 1. Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdaKwt5cHEk 2. Titty…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 24

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Why I'm Going Broke

Thursday's visit to the strip club: Cover charge (free in afternoon)................................................ $0.00 Drinks for myself, my favorite dancers and the cute waitress.....$140.50 Lap dances, etc...........................................................................$550.00 Valet parking...............................................................................$7.00 Total...........................................................................................$697.50 That damn valet parking is killing me.

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 31

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French Strippers on Strike

Dancers at Le Crazy Horse in Paris have gone on strike by refusing to take off their clothes until they get a raise. http://www.theweek.co.uk/arts-life/46964/french-strippers-strike-dancers-crazy-horse-want-more-pay When I was in Paris last year my hotel was right across the street from the Crazy Horse.…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 2
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