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Q. What should you do if your favorite stripper starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Ads attack candidate because "in the late 1990s, Davis was caught at a strip club in Coffeyville, Kansas, during a police raid."

I better re-think my plans for running for the US Senate.

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Q. How can you tell that a stripper is planning for her future?

A. She buys two bottles of tequila.

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"DEIDRE SAYS: It is an exploitative industry and I hope you are realistic enough to realise that girl pressured you to have sex not because she fancied you but simply because she needs the money."

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Q . How can you tell if a stripper is dead?

A. She smells the same but she doesn't drink as much.

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Q. What did the stripper say when she was asked why she stayed with her abusive boyfriend?

A. Beats me.

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Q . Why do creepy old perverts always sit in the front row in strip clubs?

A. We have poor eyesight.

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"Two Yonkers firefighters were caught on tape doling out two beatings — one at a popular bar and the other outside a strip club in the Westchester County city, authorities said."

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Q. What's silver and tight and looks good on a stripper?

A. Handcuffs.

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