Discussions

Q. What is a stripper's way to a man's heart?

A. Stab straight up under the rib cage.

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College student's summer job is in a strip club. Wise choice.

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Q. Why can't strip club customers get mad cow disease?

A. Because they're all pigs.

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"She lost her fiancé, her home, her job and her reputation. She said she never prostituted herself or exposed herself beyond what was allowed by the First Amendment."

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"A South Carolina math teacher is accused of lowering a student’s grade because he stopped having sex with her."

This would be a great excuse to use when your parents wanted to know why you…

Q. What is the smartest thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth?

A. Stephen Hawking's dick.

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Q. What is the best thing that ever came out of a stripper's mouth?

A. My dick.

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Q. Why are strippers like carpets?

A. First you lay them and then you walk all over them.

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Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex?

A. She'll call you from a motel.

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