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Don't attack Asians like Nicespice and Mamisan.

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I deplore stripper-on-stripper violence.

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I will check out this claim when I go to London next month.

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Q. If a stripper tells you that the square root of 72 is 8, why is she wrong?

A. She's a woman.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

$10.5 million. But Chicago clubs are basically worthless.

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Q. What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper?

A. I don't have a Maserati in my garage.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Q. If a stripper keeps coming out of your bedroom and bitching at you, what did you do wrong?

A. You made her chain too long.

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There once was a man named Sweeney.
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
That being uncouth,
He added vermouth,
So his stripper could sip a martini.

Q. Why are strippers like hurricanes?

A. When they arrive they're all wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS