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What Celebrity Do You Resemble?

Reading the discussions on TUSCL, I sometimes wonder what the people on this forum look like. In a recent discussion, our friend Juice mentioned he weighed 300 pounds. In my mind's eye, Juice was a skinny guy, and…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 43

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More on the Hot Dog Stripper

Knowing that you pussy hounds love beautiful women, I had to include another story on the Hot Dog Stripper, which shows her body to greater advantage. "The Long Island hot-dog hooker's first day back on the job — after nearly a…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 5

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Hot Dog Stripper

"Hot Dog Stripper" was accused of selling sex from her hot dog truck. The video shows that a 45-year-old mother of 4 still has a great future as a stripper. http://lynbrook.patch.com/articles/hot-dog-stripper-released-from-jail-back-in-baldwin

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 2

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How Much would You Loan your ATF?

Recently my ATF Christie asked me for a $5000 loan. I told her I didn't have $5000, which was not true but which seemed nicer than an outright refusal. Christie, I'm sure, would have every intention of repaying…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 30

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Sexo de Mayo

A San Francisco strip club issued a press release touting itself and its "Sexo de Mayo Weekend." http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2012/05/04/prweb9477970.DTL They indicate that this is to celebrate "Mexican Independence Day," which is not what Cinco de Mayo is. But if I…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 2

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Twin Strippers

Twins--identified as strippers, escorts or prostitutes--arrested on drug charges. Unfortunately, no photos. http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime_and_courts/twin-prostitutes-pair-from-memphis-charged-with-prescription-drug-fraud/article_78875fc0-957b-11e1-a38f-001a4bcf887a.html Would you pay more for a twin stripper lap dance?

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 7

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Take your Daughter to Work Day

Last Thursday at the club I did not see a fav dancer who usually works Thursdays. Today I asked her why she had been missing. She told me that last Thursday was "Take your Daughter to…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 11

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Pictures of Jell-O's Strippers

This article has lots of pictures of the strippers who are defending accused pimp Jello-O Wallace. The girls look OK but I would want to see them without clothes before getting a lap dance. One stripper…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 10

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Cops having Sex with Strippers?

"the informant accused Balzer and detectives Richard Landry, Jeremy Channells and Larry Droege of at least once participating in sex acts with strippers during undercover assignments at the Landing Strip in Romulus or Subi's Place in Southgate." From The Detroit News:…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 16

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Free Jell-O!

Four strippers have created an online petition to free accused pimp Jell-O Wallace. I urge everyone who hates injustice to sign this petition. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/strippers-sound-accused-denver-pimp-germaine-jell-o-wallace-busted-houston-article-1.1065708

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 4

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Pervert Row

In a recent discussion, shadowcat commented, "Actually I never sit in pervert row." This got me thinking about the phrase "pervert row", meaning the row of seats right beside the stage at a strip club. "Pervert…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 8 28

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Tampa strip clubs preparing for bonanza from Republican National Convention

A bonanza for strip clubs? http://www.tampabay.com/news/business/economicdevelopment/strip-clubs-preparing-for-rnc-bonanza/1226121 I'm skeptical. The GOP convention is not the Superbowl or NASCAR. Many delegates represent religious conservatives and "family values" voters. They want nothing to do with strip clubs. The hypocrites…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 11

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Berlusconi Calls Wild Parties with Stripper Nuns "Elegant Dinners"

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi calls his wild parties "elegant dinners." This politician has the biggest balls in the western world. http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Silvio+Berlusconi+says+strip+shows+were+burlesque+contests/6491119/story.html

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1

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Strippers, Not Prostitutes

The women with Jell-O Wallace said they were strippers, not prostitutes. Mr. Wallace asserts he is innocent of the charges of being a pimp, and I believe him because he has an honest face. http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Man-sought-in-Colorado-prostitution-case-arrested-3496216.php

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 5

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Seedy Columbian Strip Joint Where Secret Service Agents Picked Up Prostitutes

This story calls the Columbian strip club "seedy" and "dingy" and "cheesy." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130422/Inside-seedy-Colombian-strip-club-Obamas-Secret-Service-agents-picked-prostitutes.html Looking at the pictures, I have to say I've visited worse clubs than this.

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 13

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Pole Dancing for Fitness

Woman who pole dances for fitness wants the sport "to shed it's [sic] stripper image." http://www.wdbj7.com/news/wdbj7-roanoke-woman-trains-for-a-statewide-pole-dance-fitness-competition-20120412,0,6611271.story I feel that the rules for pole dancing competition should specify that the competitor must remove her top at the minimum. This will keep…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 2

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Dumb Strip Club Robber

Dumber than Hill Country dirt: http://austin.ynn.com/content/top_stories/284130/more-details-emerge-in-strip-club-shooting

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 1

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Killer Stripper

The 2AM shootings don't worry me, because I don't go clubbing that late. But now I find that wild strippers can hop off the stage and kill patrons. http://www.statesman.com/news/local/dancer-gets-5-years-in-strip-club-death-2293073.html

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 7

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How Much do Strippers Make?

Forbes has an article on how much strippers make. http://www.forbes.com/sites/susannahbreslin/2011/10/25/how-much-do-strippers-make/ This subject is always interesting to me, since we sometimes hear about the fabulous incomes earned by strippers. The writer mentions one dancer who made between $2200 and $3000 a month,…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 17

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What if You were Outed?

After Sarah Tressler, the dancer who writes the blog "Diary of an Angry Stripper", was outed, she was fired from her regular job as a columnist for the Houston Chronicle. This got me thinking about the consequences of being…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 23

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A College Student's Review of a Strip Club

I came across this review of a strip club by a college student: http://www.studlife.com/scene/2012/04/02/bare-necessities-in-east-st-louis/ I found the review rather amusing, especially the reviewer's complaints about the dancers: "Most of them were getting on in years (mid-twenties), and their ages were clearly showing."

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 30

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Now We Know who Writes the Blog "Diary of an Angry Stripper"

Houston paper outs Sarah Tressler, a woman who writes a society column by day and strips at night. She sounds like a superhero with a secret identity. http://jezebel.com/5896593/journalist-shocked-++-shocked-++-to-learn-that-newspapers-society-writer-is-actually-an-active-stripper

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 12

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Strippers Turning Tricks in Philiadelphia

Story about strippers turning tricks, with photos and videos of dancers. The blonde stripper being led away looks do-able. http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/news/local_news/cops%3A-tricks-turned-at-club-near-city-hall I've always wondered about the phrase "turning tricks." How did that originate? And I've always considered Philadelphia a staid and…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 9 14

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Wife Gives More than a Dirty Look

As a follow up to the discussion about a wife giving a dirty look when passing a strip club billboard, here's a story from Florida about a husband and wife altercation. The photos of husband and wife are priceless: http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/03/couple_lands_in_slammer_after.html

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 6

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A Movie Every Woman Should See

I came across this description of a foreign film in the New York Times: "The opening-night presentation, Nadine Labaki's “Where Do We Go Now?,” takes place in a village in Lebanon threatened by sectarian strife between Christians and Muslims. The local…

jackslashElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 1
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