Comments by jackslash

Thailand

Don't believe her when she says she doesn't have a boyfriend. That is the standard stripper lie. If I were you I would go for it. By which I mean go for OTC fun and dating stripper fun. But don't be scammed into thinking she really loves you. Don't be played into giving her all your money. Above all, don't marry a stripper. I've had several wild rides with strippers that included romantic involvement. I'm glad I had those experiences but I don't know that I want to do it again.

Do you know what you get for $100 in Bangkok or Pattaya?

I'll volunteer to write some reviews of Rio, Bangkok and Pattaya. It's a hard job but I'm willing to make the sacrifices.

Trump looked like Grandpa Simpson out on the loose from the old folks home.

My ATF took me to Hooters for my birthday about 10 years ago. In that Hooters in Taylor, MI, the girls were pretty hot. Last year in Bangkok I ate at a Hooters right opposite Nana Plaza. You get a good view of all the sinful activities taking place in that area. However, if I want to look at boobs while I eat, I usually go to the Flight Club or the Landing Strip.

Q. Did you hear about the Eskimo stripper who spent the night with a customer? A. The next morning she found she was 6 months pregnant.

The fear of ladyboys is greatly exaggerated. The go-go bars feature either women or ladyboys. Simply don't go into the ladyboy bars. If you take a bar girl out of a bar that features women, she will not be a ladyboy. If you pick up a freelancer on the street, you need to be more careful. Thai women are small. If a "woman" is over 5' 6" and has broad shoulders, you need to look closer. Does she have an adam's apple? If she has an apple, she also has a banana. Your best bet is to simply ask her if she's a ladyboy. They are not out to trick you. A ladyboy does not want to go to your hotel room and face anger or violence.

I have not been to Chiang Mai. But maybe you can get to Bangkok (or Pattaya) for a few days, where you will find everything you want.

Are you complaining or bragging?

They play music in strip clubs?

When some guy tries to take a stripper away from me, I don't get angry. I just wait in the parking lot at 2AM and pop a cap in his ass.

I'll try to answer all your questions. 1. Prices The US dollar is worth 36 Thai Baht. To make mental conversions easy, I considered 100 TB equal to $3 US and 1000 TB equal to $30 US. Bar fines (the amount you pay to take a girl out of a bar) ranged from 1000 TB to 2500 TB ($30 to $75). The cost for a girl ranged from 3000 TB to 7500 TB ($90 to $225). These are short time rates, meaning you get 1 or 2 hours in your hotel room. The low rates were for Soi 6 and the highest rates were for Walking Street clubs like XS and Pin Up. 2. Do dancers wear badges with numbers? Yes. They all have a little round badge with a number like 235 or 677, making them easy to identify. We do need some stinking badges! 3. I went solo, which is also the way I go to American strip clubs. I always felt safe. Violent crime is almost unknown in Thailand. 4. Showering. All the Thai bar girls I have taken to a hotel in Bangkok or Pattaya have insisted on a shower. It's most fun to shower with the girl. 5. I did not suck any bar girl pussy. I don't know where it's been (or rather I do know where it's been). I'm sure you can do this if you want. The standard activities are BBBJ and CFS. You can negotiate for other services. Toe sucking? You perverts are grossing me out. 6. Hotels are cheap in Thailand. You can stay at a 4 or 5 star hotel for $100 or so. My hotel is a few minutes from Walking Street and so I can just walk back when I take a girl out of a club. I used a cab or Grab (a ride-sharing app like Uber) bring girls back from Soi 6 or LK Metro. Cabs and Grab are very inexpensive. Being able to take girls out of club back to your hotel is the thing I like most about Bangkok and Thailand. You can enjoy yourself with your girl in your nice, clean hotel room.

I haven't started a political discussion in years. I have responded to some demented political statements, but I think I'll try to avoid doing that from now on. It's not like anything said on TUSCL is going to sway the election. As Skibum said, Pat Paulson for president.

Sharks is not really a strip club. You will not see any pole dancing or stripping. The girls walk around naked, wearing only their stripper heels. They interact with you only to convince you to have sex with them for money. TJ has more actual stripping and pole dancing. And you can have sex with the girls. I prefer Sharks, principally because of the looks of the girls. I like Caucasian women with large breasts. Sharks has plenty of those, including many blondes. Most of them speak very good English and are willing to do anything you want--for a price. The main disadvantage of Sharks is the lack of a stage show. There is not much to do between rounds.

"Nebraska" is a fairly recent movie that was not a hit but deserves to be seen. It is about real Americans in the real America. An old man believes he has won $1 million and needs to travel to collect his prize. So his son takes him on the journey, stopping in his old home town along the way. The movie stars Bruce Dern as the old man and Will Forte as his son. It is not a comedy exactly but it has some hilarious scenes.

Chinatown. Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway. A well-written and beautifully acted movie with darkness and corruption at its heart.

Biden will be the nominee. Trump is the convicted felon who needs to be looking for a cell mate rather than a running mate.

Being rejected by a stripper is not a problem. Dating a stripper is when your real problems begin.

Of course it’s a stupid idea. Do it anyway.

If he commits 5 more felonies he can be Trump’s running mate.

I’m taking my grandmother to Pattaya.

If the girls are hot, I'm asking for extras.

Trump was found guilty on all 34 counts. He received a fair trial, and 12 average citizens found him guilty. The convicted felon Donald Trump is starting to pay for his crimes. He lost the lawsuit against him by E. Jean Carroll, charging he had defamed her by denying he sexually assaulted her. Trump also faces felony charges in the Georgia election interference case, the January 6 case and the classified documents case. The US government got the top secret documents back only by raiding Mar-a-Lago. Why was he so intent on keeping classified documents? Was he going to sell them to Putin or was he just going to give them to his Russian master? Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! And throw away the key!

If I may quibble, extras are not guaranteed in those Detroit clubs. I would call extras very probable--if you are willing to pay a lot of money (especially in Flight Club) and you are not too picky (Bogart's, Henry VIII).