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Taking a stripper on a trip - Dumb idea?

54kevin
Florida
Sunday, June 23, 2024 12:18 PM
I'm dealing with some rough stuff at home and my remedy is to take a long weekend trip every month. So far, I've hit Cancun, Costa Rica twice, Panama, Puerto Rico and St Maarten. I've gone alone and either used SA/Tinder to meet locals or hit a brothel. It's been pretty interesting but what I really want is a hot US girlfriend to come along. I'm not impressed with the SA crowd in South Florida. That doesn't feel right and the hot ones want crazy money. The dating apps are taking forever because I am picky. I met a very fine ebony dancer this week and kind of got onto this topic. She is late 30's and has a day job. No kids, no ghetto vibe but for sure wants that money. She lit up when I described the job description. Has never been out of the country and we exchanged digits after a test drive in the lap dance area. So the pluses of an arrangement with her are: no questions asked, we do a trip one time or maybe repeat, I set the trip budget and we talk about what to do but in the end I call the shots. Oh yeah, I get lucky multiple times. Lots of risks that include she's a thief, won't show up (like latinas), creates drama or otherwise messes with my vacation. I will meet her outside the club soon to develop the conversation. This is going to take a few meet ups to see if we are like minded. I also plan to run state and federal background checks if I get to point of booking a ticket. Let me know some lessons learned if any of you have done something along this line. I'm sure there are some horror stories out there.

55 comments

  • jackslash
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    7 days ago
    Of course it’s a stupid idea. Do it anyway.
  • crosscheck
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    7 days ago
    A pretty good rule of thumb is that if you are asking if something is a dumb idea, you probably already know the answer.
  • ww
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    7 days ago
    You might want to see if you can at least get intimate before you actually take a trip with her, so you can at least know if she's worth having with you. If it were me, I'd prefer to have something setup when I get where I'm going vice travelling with someone. And if I can't set it up in advance, just finding some trouble when I get there. Wouldn't even use any apps - just find the spots via the locals. But the stripper being late 30's and never been outside the country could be beneficial, if true. She'd more likely follow your lead, be grateful for the experience and show some fantastic appreciation.
  • georgmicrodong
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    7 days ago
    If your only purpose in taking her along is to have a sex doll available 24/7, you're probably better off doing what you're doing now. It'll likely be cheaper, and less trouble. Remember that if she's determined to cheat you into buying her a free trip, there's not much you can do about that once you get there. You cannot force her to have sex with you, after all. I suppose you could make part of the arrangement be spending money for sex while you're there, or a bonus on return, but that's going to increase the cost, and you run the risk of her contacting police and accusing you of something. Remember, it's illegal many places in the U.S. to take a woman across state lines for the purpose of prostitution, and it's also illegal for American citizens to travel internationally to purchase sex. I've done this with three different girls, and they were all people I actually enjoyed spending time with even without having sex, and they are all people I'd known for literal years before even thinking about it. I gave each of them an "exit plan" if they decided to bail; either we'd cut the trip short and just come back, or I'd buy a bus ticket if it was somewhere I didn't want to leave. The hotel room was always one with two beds. There was always non-sex things to do, as well. As I say, these were people whose company I enjoyed even out of bed.
  • BuckMcNutter
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    7 days ago
    I have purchased a few plane tickets for dancers and in the end, they just come out with excuses a few days before why they can’t come…..such as : “ Half the Family dying , 1/2 the family pregnant” Who knows that TV reference ? lol
  • captainfun
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    7 days ago
    Step 1 - confirm the girl has a passport Step 2 - do at least one overnight with her locally to be sure you like each other’s company
  • ilbbaicnl
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    7 days ago
    What I don't get is, why wouldn't you two start with OTC FS on a regular basis first? Why would you bring up the prospect of a trip together so soon after meeting her? If you're buying dances from her, unlikely she'll say fuck no would I ever go on a trip with some old cracker. But, doesn't mean she's not thinking it.
  • Rod8432
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    7 days ago
    In addition to the above, remember that the girl performing in the club is an actress. In reality, they have problems galore, which makes them unhappy and often surly people anywhere else. So unless they're making enough money to put on a show, they're generally not that pleasant to be around. Especially, if you're not having sex. Which, while we're on the topic, you discuss, agree upon, and compensate her for. Don't expect that just because she graces you with her presence that it's going to be a sexfest. She really doesn't want to have sex with you. If she does, it'll be an act for which she expects something other than your dreamy post-cum face.
  • Studme53
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    7 days ago
    All good advice here. I like Jacklash’sanswer best. It could a disaster - but it might be great!
  • dickdecker
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    7 days ago
    i would a test drive.... maybe a long weekend in an interesting town a few hours drive away
  • Book Guy
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    6 days ago
    Crazy concept. I guess this would work if you already have a five-year established interaction, in which you have already played sugar-daddy and she has demonstrated her reliable and trustworthy nature on the subject. As a first (or, at least, very early) foray into OTC with her? Well, I wish you the best of luck. If you do, then pics and vids or it didn't happen.
  • WiseToo
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    6 days ago
    I would ask her if she has any brothers and where do they live. Plan to run state and federal background checks on them as well. She might be O.K. but her siblings might not and could cause trouble. There's a reason a late 30's woman doesn't have any children. What is it?
  • georgmicrodong
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    6 days ago
    @WiseToo: "There's a reason a late 30's woman doesn't have any children. What is it?" She doesn't want kids? Only in romance novels and TV does every woman of childbearing age consider herself worthless without children.
  • mickey48066
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    6 days ago
    Odd when a black woman doesn't have at least 4 kids by 22. Bigger government checks with each kids. Don't understand why democrats support abortion, they'll killing future voters, LOL!
  • 54kevin
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    6 days ago
    All good comments. I've had decent times outside the US with the locals. The issues are my lack of decent Spanish, they run 1-8 hrs late, and the drama around those that want a continuing relationship. I keep pretty busy on these trips and it's sometimes easier to hit a brothel (which are legal) and not compromise what I want to do. Back to the question at hand. I figure to spend an $500 on a ticket and plus $500 on food/drink and upgraded resort. Throw in a few hundred for some gifts if things work out. I'd be OK with that to have a stunning English speaking dinner date, jealous stares at the beach and a couple of pokes. She can suck a tennis ball through a garden hose. More was on the menu and that's something I'll audition outside the club. There's 100 things that could go sideways. I'll report back on what happens.
  • georgmicrodong
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    6 days ago
    @mickey48066: "Odd when a black woman doesn't have at least 4 kids by 22." I wish I could say it was odd seeing a racist fuck post on the internet, but here we are...
  • twentyfive
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    6 days ago
    ^👍
  • nj_pete
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    6 days ago
    ^ 👍
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 days ago
    ^ 👍
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 days ago
    I'd never do this except perhaps with a dancer I've known for a while and we're relatively familiar with each other. Setting aside possible nightmare scenarios, there's the simpler reality that she could ruin the trip in more mundane ways that could only come out once you've spent an entire day with her. So, given your circumstances I wouldn't do this, but you're obviously a bit more daring with your vacation time. I hope it works out.
  • nicespice
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    6 days ago
    ^👍
  • NJBalla
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    6 days ago
    No offense to this board, but its probably not the place to ask this question. There is a huge market of girls who routinely fly with clients to exotic locations and sometimes clients fly them to a thier home location to spend a weeked. Seach #fmyty on twitter if you want to head down that rabbit hole for examples. I just wouldnt pay anything in advance and as other said make sure she has a passport
  • wallanon
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    6 days ago
    "I also plan to run state and federal background checks if I get to point of booking a ticket." Why?
  • stripperlover777
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    6 days ago
    🪐 👽 If She Does Good With OTC & Doesn't Give You Any B.S., Then It Sounds Good! It's Nice To B Able To Grab Somebody From The Strip Club For The Trip. Take Lots Of Pics With Her Or Whoever You Take & Stay Good Hearted Together, It Goes A Long Way. Maybey She'll Give You Some Club Perks As Well. Good Luck & Lucky Wishes For Ya! For Me As Well On Mi Scratch Off $$$$ Lotto Tickets! Good Discussion!
  • shailynn
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    6 days ago
    Here’s a conundrum I have with this. First off I’ve done this several times in the past but only domestically, usually in Vegas. If I bring a stripper I know with me - there seems to be pussy everywhere and I regret bringing her and being tied up. If I don’t bring her with me there’s no tail anywhere in sight. Always happens that way. One more word of advice, make sure this trip isn’t longer than 2 nights together - 3 at the very max.
  • Jascoi
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    6 days ago
    life is too short to get tied down. even for a few weeks.
  • shadowcat
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    6 days ago
    as a retired air line employee I still get 8 family and friends passes per year that are good for reduced fares on a space available basis. I've had this benefit for most of my 42 years of service. I don't even have to fly with the person I give then to. During my single years I considered giving the passes to dancers in exchange for favors or for taking them on trips. I didn't take much deliberation to decide against it. The risk outweigh the benefits as far as I'm concerned.
  • mogul1985
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    6 days ago
    Ask yourself, "What could wrong?" Then multiply it by 10x. Why take "carry-on" when you seem to be doing your other life quite well.
  • skibum609
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    6 days ago
    BUCK - Colonel Potter line spoken to corporal Klinger. Glad to see the thought Police here.
  • Muddy
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    6 days ago
    Never did it. Not ruling it out but you really wanna tie yourself down like that? That's my problem I got way too much ADHD with this hobby for that stuff.
  • Muddy
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    6 days ago
    Also are you gonna pay her too? Fuck that. Free vacation, that is the payment.
  • shailynn
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    6 days ago
    ^ the only way a stripper is going anywhere with you is if they are tied and duct taped in your trunk.
  • TCabot
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    6 days ago
    I had a friend successfully take a stripper on a trip to Miami with him. She slept during the day all the time and was grouchy. Didn’t sleep with him and she wanted to go party at night. My friend likes to be in early (call it a night by around 10/11 PM latest) and doesn’t drink much, if ever. She made him go to various clubs, got wasted, and apparently the last night they had a big argument so he had to follow her up/down the beach with other guys leering lustfully or watching with concern. Just a word of caution. It sounds great taking a dancer with you until it isn’t.
  • goldmongerATL
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    6 days ago
    What could go wrong? Things you can't even anticipate. This has the makings of the plot for a bad movie. Starring Ned Beatty and Lindsay Lohan. Co-starring Luis Guzman as the local drug dealer who is after Ned and Lindsay for the $20,000 in drugs Lindsay stole from him.
  • wallanon
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    5 days ago
    "I had a friend successfully take a stripper on a trip to Miami with him." Since I didn't feel like copying and pasting that whole post I'll just leave that there. The rest of what TCabot described about his friend's experience was not success. It was the opposite of success. It's what happens when dumbass marks try things they shouldn't with strippers. He's lucky she didn't completely ditch him until it was time for him to carry her bags and fly back home. But give the dude a little credit...at least he had enough balls to try and actually got a girl interested enough to use him for a free trip.
  • skibum609
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    5 days ago
    So the idea is to take someone whom you want to fuck, only, and spend time sleeping, eating, partying and vacationing with her? Seriously? I don't bring my own food to a restaurant, or my own films to the theater, so like buying a meal or a ticket, go on vacation with someone you want to hang out with and buy sex there.
  • azdd
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    5 days ago
    This scenario will never come true for me, so I can ignore all the shit that could go wrong, and just focus on the fun stuff. Every time I walk through an airport with my wife, and I mean EVERY time, I see amazing eye candy women traveling alone, and fantasize about taking a nice vacation trip with one or more of my favorite dancers. It’s a great fantasy, even with all the potential hazards!
  • Puddy_Tat
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    5 days ago
    Different strokes for different folks, but I don't want to see a dancer I know at Stop & Shop, let alone go out of the country and be bound at the hip with her for several days.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    5 days ago
    Personally I don't get it all, the connection between what somebody looks like, and whether they are good company. Being envied or the center of attention in a public place doesn't please me. Just makes me with I had a gun. Most sex workers are happiest with you when they get the most $ in the least time. Most people do better work when they feel it's appreciated, just human nature.
  • JamesSD
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    5 days ago
    I personally would only do this with someone you have an existing arrangement with. Sampling the local flavor in most places seems easier. But I also honestly prefer sleeping alone after I've had sex for the night.
  • Mtnbkr1234
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    5 days ago
    Talk to multiple girls about this, followed through with two. One we did a number of trips, if you enjoy the person, it’s worth it, not just in the bedroom, plan some excursions wherever you are going, site seeing, group tours, etc. if you feel you can act like any other couple in those events, with a spicy secret, then have fun on the plane, at the restaurants and in the bedroom, 100% worth it. My hit rate is 50% - one I still do some traveling with periodically, it is a break from reality for both of us. The other was horrible.
  • Mtnbkr1234
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    5 days ago
    The other benefit is, to each get tested together before you go, then you can even have more fun…
  • PoundKing
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    5 days ago
    You are supposed to pound these whores, not date them
  • wallanon
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    5 days ago
    "You are supposed to pound these whores, not date them" There's nothing wrong with being friends if you happen to meet a few you'd like as friends.
  • twentyfive
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    5 days ago
    I don’t bring sand to the beach
  • rickthelion
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    5 days ago
    Skifredo said => Seriously? I don't bring my own food to a restaurant, or my own films to the theater, so like buying a meal or a ticket, go on vacation with someone you want to hang out with and buy sex there. Surprisingly enough this rick agrees with Skifredo. Nevertheless, this rick believe that the OP should take the stripper on his trip. He will have a new amusing anecdote to tell at parties after he wakes up in a bathtub full of ice missing a kidney. And a missing kidney is a small price to pay for a delightful story. ROAR!!!
  • CJKent_band
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    4 days ago
    @54kevin I will play along and comment on your discussion and answer your question. Q: Taking a stripper on a trip - Dumb idea? A: You know it is, however, Dum Ideas sometimes when tried make good “fictional” stories. You wrote, and I quote: “I figure to spend an $500 on a ticket and plus $500 on food/drink and upgraded resort. Throw in a few hundred for some gifts if things work out. I'd be OK with that to have a stunning English speaking dinner date, jealous stares at the beach and a couple of pokes.” You should write a nondisclosure relationship agreement specifically spelling everything you two agree to do. Like they do on some of the big budget porn movies that use a script. Porn stars sign contracts where they agree to do whatever the script requires; oral, vaginal, anal, dp, specific sexual positions, doggy, missionary, wheelbarrow, pile-driver, etc, et, etc. You also wrote, and I quote: “There's 100 things that could go sideways. I'll report back on what happens.” As long as you are prepared for the worst and praying for the best you will be OK. And remember to include Pics and Vids in your report, because Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen. :D
  • 54kevin
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    4 days ago
    We planned to meet for lunch today. I just got a text saying she quit the club and to cancel our lunch. I assume that she decided to move out of state (it was something that she was looking at last week). At least I got the text and didn't get stood up at the restaurant. So my questionable idea is out the window. I appreciate the replies. I'm off to St Maarten on Friday where I understand it is a target rich environment for female company.
  • stripperlover777
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    3 days ago
    ✈️ ☀️ Have Fun On Your Trip To St. Marten! I Have Watched A Ton Of Airport Beach Side Plane Landings There @ The Airport St. Maarten On ▶️ YouTube. It's Very Close Coming In Over The Water & The Planes Barely Escape The People @ The Beach By The Fence @ The Runway Edge! It's Sooooo Close, People Show They Can Almost Touch The Planes Or They Get Blown Away From The Overhead Force! I See A Lot Of KLM Airlines. Since The Beach & Water Is Popular There, Girls Shouldn't B A Problem To Grab, Even If It's Just To Look! Great Views & Tours There! Cheers********
  • funonthaside
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    3 days ago
    OP learned the "strippers are flaky" lesson. Now he can move on. Another risk of traveling with a stripper is that they can rather easily discover your identity/full name, either from sneaking a peek at your ID, or having your name appear on the hotel room TV. I would also advise against going out of town until you've know her a few months. Having just met her, an out of town trip would have been awkward, just as you wouldn't want to do that with a civvy girl that you just recently started dating. There is also a risk that she could be carrying prohibited substances and sneak them into your bag before security check, causing you a great deal of pain.
  • rickthelion
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    3 days ago
    @54ape Your kidneys lucked out this time. ROAR!!!
  • TCabot
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    2 days ago
    Why are strippers so flaky? And why is it that 95-99% of everything they say is a lie? It’s so frustrating.
  • wallanon
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    2 days ago
    "Why are strippers so flaky?" If you could essentially set your own schedule and simultaneously be unreliable but still do well if you maximize your time if/when you show up...what's your motivation to not be flaky? "And why is it that 95-99% of everything they say is a lie? It’s so frustrating." I won't get into percentages on this, but in most cases with the hobby I prefer the lie. If I like the dancer enough I'll be good with the truth, especially if we move beyond the business side of things to something more personal. But unless the dancer knows I'm "wallanon" (which is a whole different situation than what most of my posts here are about) it takes a while to get past my game face.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    2 days ago
    "And why is it that 95-99% of everything they say is a lie? It’s so frustrating." Show me a strip club that provides complete honesty and I'll show you a strip club with an empty parking lot.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    2 days ago
    I'm amazed so many PLs have these bullshit-free lives, that they're shocked at how much bullshit they hear in strip clubs. Do you really want honesty? Do you want her to tell your you're old, ugly and boring, and it takes a lot of money to motivate her to tolerate you?
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