Comments by Shekitout (page 4)

I assumed that Shadowcat had parodyman on 'ignore' otherwise there would have been more responses to his attacks but perhaps not. I do think that the old adage if you ignore something long enough it will go away can apply to parodyman. Just ignore him-not neccesarily by using the ignore feature-just don't pay any attention to him. Eventually the game will lose its fun and he'll go away! Problem solved. BTW, parodyman, how can you deduce someone's physique by merely reading their posts? Ex: you say Bobblyl is "...a small man...". Do you have some special skill that allows you to do that?

nevelsnoot: YMMV means 'your mileage may vary'. Am fixing to post a topic re YMMV.

I know one dancer that told me she filed an income tax return.

I formerly worked for a state agency that enforced employment laws. Some fellow co-workers made a case in a beach town that the dancers at a strip club fell under the definition of employee & not independent contractor because the club posted a set of rules the dancers had to follow, required mandatory attendance of meetings and were prohibited from working for other clubs. An employee is defined as someone who is under the direction & control of the employer. Hell, this could make the customer an employer in a strip club coudln't it? My favorite club calls the dancers independent contractors (they are free to work whatever days they want & whatever time they want) but has "fired" some of the dancers who worked there for drug use, sexual acts, etc. If the dancer is truly an independent contractor, then she could possibly sue the club for breach of contract even though it's verbal couldn't she? ChiTownlawyer: Any thoughts here?

Had the pleasure of seeing him in person in Augusta, GA right after the 7 dirty words bit hit the fan. I went with a friend & we had to stand up in the auditorium because all the seats were taken. We laughed so hard my sides ached for a day or so after that. I almost fainted from laughing! He was one funny dude & will be missed.

Golf tournament was June 9th. During the time before the tournament the flat screen TV behind the doorgirl has a slide show of pics taken during last year's tournament. You can see dancer/caddies with their tops off posing with the participants. Looks like fun.

Hey parodyman: You need to use spell check like Shadowcat does although surprisingly enough no errors in his latest post-maybe he's started using spellcheck. Nobody it seems can tell you shit but I can tell by your postings you are a piece of shit!

Shadowcat: I have her cell phone # if you want it. That way you can call her to see when she will be at the club. See if you can get her to come off that 1 grand price for OTC too.

A dancer I knew danced at 2 clubs in NC and was shaved. When she applied to dance at a club in GA was told she would have to grow pubic hair which she did. It was not too long-just had to show some in order to get a dancer's license in ATL.

The one that really pissed me off was the one who spit in my face when I caught her short changing me so I slapped her on her back when she turned around to walk away & then the bitch threw an glass ashtray at me which missed. Her ass was reported to management & she was told to leave the club immediately and not bother to come back. If I remember correctly she did eventually come back to the club but avoided me as I did her.

Shadowcat: I know you can't be so dumb as to misspell McCain! For God's sake use a spellcheck. I am embarresed for you at so many misspellings I see in your postings. As this site used to say: spelling counts. Love it, live!

Shadowcat: Why don't you try the big, tall Amazon with reddish hair? Name starts with M. I think you might know who I mean. I asked her about OTC & told her to come up with a price. She did: $1000! I started to tell her I didn't want to buy it, just rent it but I didn't. Said she got that much in Las Vegas twice. Hope she realizes she ain't in Vegas! Damn!

Tried 3 times to get the decoding video to run to the end but it stopped each time & switched to another video-whassup wid dat? Anyone but Shadowcat get it to run to the end?

You got me! But you misspelled 'misspelled'-it doesn't have 3 s's in it.

Well the hard core dancer won't be at the club-got fired for drug use ITC. Stupid! Her co-hort will have to suffice for your BBBJ-got one from her today.

Hey, shadowcat: Then why did you post to the old timers topic?

Was at a local eating & drinking establishment(OK a bar!)last nite for trivia. In between questions a song was randomly played from a laptop computer. I swear it most of the songs sounded like the stuff you'd hear at a strip club! I asked the trivia hostess if she was using the soundtrack from one of the local strip clubs. If stripper names are becoming common names for a lot of gals you encounter outside strip clubs, is the music far behind?

SC: See if CAT is listed in your spellcheck.

Shadowcat: you sure need to use spellcheck. You are definitely the pot calling the kettle black when it comes to critizing someone's spelling as atrocious as yours is most of the time. To parphrase Hollywood Henderson, Shadowcat couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted him the 'c' & the 'a'!

MisterGuy: Fuck you with a capital F for your "cracker" remark. That's offensive to Southerners as "jew or Jew down" seems to be to you. "jew or Jew down" has never meant "to cheat" from all the definitions of the phrase that I have found.

parodyman: At the risk of raising your ire, the correct phrase is "jew down"(not "Jew down") which from the early days of America means to haggle for a better price. I have just read that some Jewish people will use the phrase. Are you Jewish & is that why you find it offensive? Other than Shadowcat making reference to blacks not be able to afford anyone but fat dancers, what else in his remarks have been racist? Give it a rest. I have.

godfatherstill: Do you eat chicken, fried or otherwise? If so, shut the fuck up about the University of South Carolina's mascot! If not, shut the fuck up anyway! Are you a member of PETA? That asshole organization, which has nothing better to do, has launched efforts to have the gamecock done away with as the school's mascot but their efforts have been totally (and rightfully so) ignored.

Book Guy: The reference to a cork may refer to the riddle of 'Do you know what is the smallest bikini in the world?' Answer: '2 band-aids & a cork.'

parodyman-it's 'Shekitout', not 'Shiekitout'. Thanks for your support. BTW, I wear shorts to the club weather permitting(they're not silk tho')-how does that show no self-respect?

A dancer I know was told by a customer at a club where she was dancing she had an ugly pussy and she was really upset by the remark. I did an online search for corrective surgery & there were before & after photos. I printed out the material & gave it to her but it pissed her off as she thought I was agreeing with the asshole that made the comment. She told me not to contact her ever again but a month later I guess I was forgiven as she called me wanting to do OTC.