Comments by sandyman

Techman Usually topless, some dancers will allow some fingering.

Sorry. Dances were $10.

Well that was succinct.

I have three reviews to add, which will bring my TUSCL count to exactly 100. That has been accumulated since 2001 when I joined the board. Since I started clubbing in the late 70’s, my number is somewhat north of that.

Yes.

Back in the mid 70’s, I was at a conference in Cleveland. One of the local guys took us downtown to a really nice steak house. After the meal he said there was a strip club nearby, and we walked over. The club had a theater set up, with rows of seats and then a stage that came partially out into the seating area. It was typical burlesque for that era, except the girls were nude. The memorable part came when one of the girls finished her set, sat down on the stage, opened her legs and announced, “Free eats!”. Several guys took her up on the offer. I kept looking around to see when the cops were going to show up, but the local guy insisted this level of activity had been going on for a while. I am still amazed almost 50 years later that this occurred. Remember there was no internet porn, and most places didn’t go beyond g-strings and pasties.

A prostitute goes in to get her taxes done. When the preparer asks her profession, she answers prostitute. The preparer says he can’t put that down, since it is illegal. After thinking for a few minutes, she says to put down “chicken farmer”. He agrees, but asks her why. She says, “ Well, I figure I raised over a thousands cocks last year!”

After OG closed, she said she was going to take a break for a while and decide what to do next, which might include not dancing. I will miss her. She was always fun and good company.

Pure speculation on my part, but I think the problem was that most of the GOP assumed Clinton was going to win and they would have four more years of loudly opposing Obamacare, without having to actually design anything to replace it. I think they were surprised and then backed into a corner with all the campaign promises. It is a lot easier to "oppose" than it is to "propose". And lots of people could have told Trump that healthcare is complicated, if only he had bothered to ask.

@clubgoer It is much more likely that it is just a corruption of "teats", which is the name for the mammary glands on most milk-producing animals. E.g. A cow's udder has 4 teats.

I talked to someone in law enforcement about the embezzling, because it seemed ludicrous that that much money could disappear and not be noticed. He said that it was often state and federal grants and they wouldn't be recorded in the regular books of the city.

Also did a dancer at the Inner Room in the dance area. She was wearing a short dress and just spread it over my lap. Two different dancers at one of the dive clubs in ESL slid off the stage and into my lap and then slipped me in.

There is a story that Hugh Hefner met a new girl and asked her to go out. She replied, Oh Mr. Hefner I've never dated anyone over 25. Hefner paused for a minute, and then said, "Neither have I!"

I was out there in June on a Sunday morning. I texted a dancer that I had met before to make sure she was going to be there. We have to be a little more cautious since they took down the curtains off the booths, but we ultimately had the same good time as in the past. The key was knowing that she was there.

What did the left ball say to the right ball? Watch out for that guy in the middle, I hear he is a real dick!

Life is like a roll of toilet tissue. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!

Not ridiculous, just didn't fit. Older dancer, rail thin, A- cup size, bad teeth, said, "Call me Baby Doll." Absolutely nothing cuddlier about her.

I miss wearing shorts and the related benefits.

If you ever get the chance, go to Albuquerque for their balloon festival. Literally hundreds of hot air balloons fill the sky.

How do you make three pounds of fat look attractive? Put a nipple on it!

I agree with Corvus and Dandy Dan. I would get the local newspaper and look at the Sports section. That's where the strip club ads were often located.

Back in the 70's, there was a club in Biloxi, MS that featured Ophelia Twat on the marquee outside the club.

Innuendo is Italian for suppository.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'm sorry we don't serve food here." The mushroom says, " Why not, I'm a fungi (fun guy)."

If it was a large city, the strip clubs would run their ads in the sports section of the newspaper.