What was your most memorable strip club story

I've been going to strip clubs along time now. I even worked in the business before joining the Army, I'll save those stories for another time.

My most memorable moment? Hmmm, wow I've had some amazing experiences in some clubs. But I have to say hands down the one that sticks out was a night at JB's Gallery of Girls in Chesapeake VA in the 90's. I had been messing around with one of the girls Layla for about a month. It was slow that night so she paged me to come pick her up early. I got to the club and the owner Raymond was sitting at his usual spot. He called me over and said he had a VIP coming and it was about to get crazy. I smiled and nodded cool. Raymond was a bit of a coke head and had tithes with some Hells angels so no telling what was going to happen. I saw my girl and went over to her and told her what Raymond said. We've partied with him and some friends before but nothing like what I was about to experience.

About 30 minutes later more girls show up and then a couple of limos pull up. I'm like these aren't the typical guys Raymond hangs with, these guys look like mobsters. Well turns out they were just bodyguards for a rich old ass diamond dealer. It was his 80th birthday and he wanted a private party at the club.

Raymond kicked out a few guys who had just been sitting there all night and the old man and his crew sat center stage.

Now I know some of you have seen the Rick Ross video on YouTube where he spends a million in the strip club.
Now I don't know if these guys spent that much but my girl had a fucking push broom sweeping up money.

Now the clubs in VA are bikini shops, but that night Raymond locked the door for a private event and the girls got butt ass naked.

That old dude smiled as pussy after pussy was rubbed in his face. There was a pussy eating contest going on with my girl and some of the other dancers. I'm pretty sure they all won. I know I felt like a winner that night.

Like I said in the beginning, I've had some amazing times at strip clubs but being apart of that dudes 80th birthday party was the best. And I didn't spend 1 dime.

I did get to participate in all of the debauchery.