What was your most memorable strip club story

ebonyplayboy
Ride this motherfucker till the wheels fall off!
I've been going to strip clubs along time now. I even worked in the business before joining the Army, I'll save those stories for another time.

My most memorable moment? Hmmm, wow I've had some amazing experiences in some clubs. But I have to say hands down the one that sticks out was a night at JB's Gallery of Girls in Chesapeake VA in the 90's. I had been messing around with one of the girls Layla for about a month. It was slow that night so she paged me to come pick her up early. I got to the club and the owner Raymond was sitting at his usual spot. He called me over and said he had a VIP coming and it was about to get crazy. I smiled and nodded cool. Raymond was a bit of a coke head and had tithes with some Hells angels so no telling what was going to happen. I saw my girl and went over to her and told her what Raymond said. We've partied with him and some friends before but nothing like what I was about to experience.

About 30 minutes later more girls show up and then a couple of limos pull up. I'm like these aren't the typical guys Raymond hangs with, these guys look like mobsters. Well turns out they were just bodyguards for a rich old ass diamond dealer. It was his 80th birthday and he wanted a private party at the club.

Raymond kicked out a few guys who had just been sitting there all night and the old man and his crew sat center stage.

Now I know some of you have seen the Rick Ross video on YouTube where he spends a million in the strip club.
Now I don't know if these guys spent that much but my girl had a fucking push broom sweeping up money.

Now the clubs in VA are bikini shops, but that night Raymond locked the door for a private event and the girls got butt ass naked.

That old dude smiled as pussy after pussy was rubbed in his face. There was a pussy eating contest going on with my girl and some of the other dancers. I'm pretty sure they all won. I know I felt like a winner that night.

Like I said in the beginning, I've had some amazing times at strip clubs but being apart of that dudes 80th birthday party was the best. And I didn't spend 1 dime.

I did get to participate in all of the debauchery.

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WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
6 years ago
the first time a tripper put her hands on her ass and i realized you could touch the dancers
Icey
6 years ago
Finding love or at least the Devil's candy on a lonely night....
georgmicrodong
6 years ago
The one in the second part of my two part article: https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=32…
georgmicrodong
6 years ago
Oops. I pasted the link to Part I by accident.
sandyman
6 years ago
Back in the mid 70’s, I was at a conference in Cleveland. One of the local guys took us downtown to a really nice steak house. After the meal he said there was a strip club nearby, and we walked over. The club had a theater set up, with rows of seats and then a stage that came partially out into the seating area. It was typical burlesque for that era, except the girls were nude. The memorable part came when one of the girls finished her set, sat down on the stage, opened her legs and announced, “Free eats!”. Several guys took her up on the offer. I kept looking around to see when the cops were going to show up, but the local guy insisted this level of activity had been going on for a while. I am still amazed almost 50 years later that this occurred. Remember there was no internet porn, and most places didn’t go beyond g-strings and pasties.
IHearVoices
6 years ago
I'll split this up: most memorable moment directly involving me was my first lap dance. Dancer was fine, songs were good, everything just seemed right. I can't even listen to one of the songs without thinking of her and the dance.

Most memorable moment overall was definitely the monkey dancing on stage when I went to XTC in Dallas. People were making it rain too. It was hilarious. If anyone wants more detail, it's mentioned in my review of the club.
Cristobal
6 years ago
Too many are so memorable:

1st nude club lap dance

1st extras VIP

Best lapdance

Best VIP without FS

First BBBJ

Most importantly, looking forward to more great memories.
reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
A older person (couldn’t really tell if it was a man or a woman) dressed like a stripper but who looked like Betty Davis in “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane” came up to me and asked me if I wanted some company.

I said, “No” while thinking to myself that “there isn’t enough beer in this world ... .”

He/she/it was working in a club that otherwise had a lot of hot chicks.

Never saw him/her/it again (thank goodness).
kingcripple
6 years ago
I've seen blind guys with seeing eye dogs come in. That's always memorable.

About a month ago i swore i saw i little lap dog running around as well. That was very strange
gSteph
6 years ago
My last visit. Probably nothing special to most of you experienced clubbers, but for this novice the variety of pretty women, the nipple twisting, caressing of previously unknown boob types made it the best yet. My last review describes it if you care.

Fun diamond dealer story.
SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
There was one time I brought my wife to a strip club that I remember well. We started having an argument because she thought I disappeared with a stripper to VIP but I was actually just at a satellite stage to the main one. In the process of arguing her hair caught on fire from a table candle. We left after that and during the drive home the arguing got to the point of yelling at each other. It was our biggest fight in a very drama free marriage. I'll never forget that visit. I still remember the burnt hair smell and my drunken wife screaming at me (something she never does).
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