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I was having a conversation with a *seemingly* unsavory yahoo at the bookstore. He was talking and talking and talking. And, I was actually listening. :) While this too long conversation was taking place the security…
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A younger middle age buddy was telling me about his experience with this 28 year old in-shape Latina hottie. The deal was supposed to be $250 for an hour. He ended up spending the day with her and…
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Stripper reactions range from HAPPINESS to SADNESS. They see that as doing their job well. They see me as being a pathetic loser who should be banned for my own good. Most want to see the empty…
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Pretty much I know what I like and can desribe them to some limited degree of accuracy. Natural is at the top of the priority list. Higher than that and very rare it seems is going from soft…
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A few weeks ago over at Angels as I'm leaving this former dancer with rolls of fat grabs me and gives me a bear hug. :( With my frail body, I was sure she was going to break some…
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I was at the RolLexx yesterday afternoon and there were a lot of dancers. Quality was low; only a single sweet spinner. I rebuffed aggressive dancer after agressive dancer praying for the simple "wanna dance" approach. Alas,…
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"If you are going to treat a girl well, then you don't have to pay." "You're confused about the concept. This is a stripclub not a dating service." "Looks are irrelevant." (Numerous times; not always sweet.) "These hoes just want your…
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In all my years, I can only remember 1. Might have been a couple more, but they don't stand out. The 1 stood out because when I refused she cut off the dances, which were very good.…
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I was thinking about free market solutions to offending posts here on TUSCL. Some people want a more friendly board; actually most people want a more friendly board. :) Allow members to create a credit balance in $25 purchases or…
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It seems like most of the dancers that I meet at the low end clubs are Christians. Gambling dancer (capitalization done for special effect) is an avid Bible reader especially the plain English version----she wanted me to go to…
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When I was at Angels the other No. 9 quality dancer was chatting up this Angels-sized (iows, HUGE) lady customer. They seemed to be having a blast. Anyway, No. 9 who is normally a typical Angels slut-puppy giving…
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OK, you're Donald1991 and you're with this luscious 19 year blonde haired blued babe named Mary. Being a generous stud you offer her $50,000 for 5 hours in the VIP. Her clothes come flying off in record time…
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Some of you may be aware that the stripclubs Angels and Secrets were under the same ownership. And, that Secrets was culturally and historically very different from Angels. Anyway reading The Herald this morning: "Rape tale led to strip…
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As some of you may know a super hottie called Royalty died of illegal drug abuse fairly fast. Not a pretty picture at all and she was the nicest person inside and outside of the club. Anyway, at Angels after…
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I visited the club yesterday late afternoon after not having gone in awhile. The club was packed with dancers who outnumbered customers just barely. Lots of security, but friendly. I took the last available parking space or…
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The teenager next door came over for dating advice. This is the same teenager who wanted to protect little old me from that evil-doer Gambling dancer. :) I told him that he should get advice from a ladys' man…
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I was thinking about how common it is for strippers to have "loser boyfriends" and generally I would think of these loser boyfriends as alpha male types: abusive, aggressive, angry, addicted, amoral . . . When thinking of…
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"For alpha males, the best reproductive strategy is to fuck as females with as high a reproductive value as possible. For beta males a pair bonding approach with the highest value female he can manage is a better strategy given he…
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080626/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_guns Surprise, surprise. I guess the U.S. Supreme Court, actually 5 of the justices can read as well as clubber. :)
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Went to The Trap last night. Good crowd. Dance prices increased to $20 for table and $25 for lap. Only saw 1 dance purchased the entire time I was there despite the good crowd. Didn't see…
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My main protection when dealing with highly skilled dancers is paying even if it is less than the going rates. The "free" services, by this I mean offers of totally free where the situation appears too much like a…
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I didn't have any problems on either visit. Well treated by everyone. The first visit was excellent. The second visit was out of this world, but the club had like 30 dancers and 1 customer--me. I…
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"He arranged to have sex with a teenage prostitute in Costa Rica, only to learn the smooth-talking salesman booking his trip was an undercover detective working for the FBI. For Jorge Muentes, 48, a West Palm Beach resident with no criminal…
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"Women on the pill averaged $37 (and had no performance peak) versus $53 for women off-pill. The contraceptive produces hormonal cues indicating early pregnancy, not an enticing target for a would-be suitor. Birth control could lead to many thousands of…
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I saw this adorable dancer on stage. She looked about 18 with small breasts pointed toward the heavens. She gets off stage and puts her clothing back on and makes the rounds. Excellent personality and up…
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