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jablake

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196 posts by jablake

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Large Banner $5 Dances @ Secrets . . .

I was at Angels this afternoon and the parking lot was packed so I was expecting a ton of customers. Nope, a ton of dancers instead and NO customers to speak of. The women weren't hot or ugly. Just…

jablakeContributor17 yrs ago 1 2

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Google Map Your Clubs . . .

So far I've been able to google Angels, Coco's, The Trap, and RolLexx. If this level of detail is available to the typical nobody, then it seems like the bigshots may be able to watch you while you're sitting…

jablakeContributor17 yrs ago 1 2

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Costume Important to You or Not?

I like the plain jane look (street clothes or bikinis look, imo), but generally the costume isn't important. An exception is where the dancer feels the need to add tons of goop to her face as part of the…

jablakeContributor17 yrs ago 3 16

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Stripper @ Burger King . . .

I went over to Burger King to buy that new cheesey chicken sandwich or whatever it is called. I don't like the taste of it, but wasn't up to cooking today. Standing in line minding my own business this…

jablakeContributor17 yrs ago 1 2

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"Dirty" Talk by Dancers is Positive or Negative?

I don't get too many dirty talking dancers; thankfully. Probably the "worst" that I hear is that I've got a huge cock. So, I don't know if the dancers are just good at reading me or that for…

jablakeContributor17 yrs ago 3 9

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Lap Dance is Cheaper than a Package of Disposable Razors . . .

I went to Walmart yesterday and 2 things of note. First, packs of Schick ST Slim were now in a glass case under lock, key, and guard! :( I just recently got used to that routine for…

jablakeContributor17 yrs ago 1 11

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Government Strippers 4 The War on Terror-------- YES or NO ? . . .

I was thinking about how "terrorists" supposedly like to hang out at stripclubs and announce their intentions just prior to carrying out the deadly deeds of death. Imagine how much more information could be gleaned if super hot well…

jablakeContributor17 yrs ago 1 6

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GOOD girl former dancer just needs HELP . . .

Her ad was DIFFERENT and she shows herself swallowing a real sword. Here is the link: http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/ers/787282614.html Sorry ladies but if you thought times were tough now, glimpse what your future may bring. Too bad the government put Dr. Kevorkian…

jablakeContributor17 yrs ago 10

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Your Guesses on What She Could Have Said . . .

I bought some dances from a dancer that I hadn't seen in around a year; I was very pleased with her all-around. It came as a shock that she remembered me from Angels because I saw her infrequently and…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 4

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Jury Nullification Reminder . . .

"Jury Nullification Reminder Hello All, With our individual freedoms under attack from the Congress, the courts, Executive Branch and even municipal governments (like the City of Phoenix), now is a good time for people to educate themselves on not only how to…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 7

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Silly Stripper Solutions??? . . . Bimbo Believers . . .

"Geek Logik: 50 Foolproof Equations for Everyday Life," by Garth Sundem. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/product-description/0761140212/ref=dp_proddesc_0?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books The book is supposedly an amusing look at solving everyday problems using algebra. :) You want mathematic proof that your stripper babe is giving you RA (real…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 70

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First Amendment Protects: Strippers? Photographers? Anyone? Or?

"Cops Target Photographers This author is one of the victims. By Carlos Miller Published on July 10, 2008 With camera in hand, Momoko Sudo headed from her Schenley Park home to the Biltmore Hotel gym for her morning workout. It was June 10, and…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 7

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Strippers as Sexual Surrogates?

"Florida's Last Sexual Surrogate Sad stories and otherwise freaky tales. By Michael J. Mooney Published on July 03, 2008 She's a sexual surrogate — a partner supplied by the man's therapist so he can work through his sexual dysfunction. The concept of sexual surrogates…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 24

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Club 1 Tweezie (formerly the Crazy Horse Saloon) . . .

As I write this review TUSCL has NO listing for this club. Although this club has high visibility as you pass by on I-95 getting to it can be a little tricky. I took 441 (NW 2nd Avenue) to Miami…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 2

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Dancers Tell You Why You Dislike Them . . . On The Money or NOT?

It seems like when dancers tell me why I don't like them they're usually wrong or at least those are the ones that come to mind. One dancer said it was because she was educated. Well, I definitely appreciated how…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1

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Review submitted for Club Cat currently known on TUSCL as Club VIP . . .

PLEASE IGNORE MY NUMBER RANKINGS. I visited this club currently named Club Cat (next week it could be again Club VIP or perhaps Club Ice or Club Purple around 11 PM. Phone numbers from advertising post car are 786-234-8824 and 305-321-2505…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 3 2

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Review submitted for Hialeah Gold Gentlemen's Club currently listed as . . .

PLEASE READ REVIEW and forget about my number ratings. This club has had about 7 names in the last 10 years; currently TUSCL has it listed as Club Passions. It is now called Hialeah Gold Gentlemen's Club. The phone…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1

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Tall v. Tiny . . .

I'm a short guy and strongly prefer short women. A dancer under stress first complains that a $1 tip isn't worth anything because of all the inflation; didn't see her stage dance and it'd be worth at least a…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 3

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The Other Loser Boyfriend of Strippers: The Beta Male . . .

"What modern women want: a beta male Men are surrendering in the sex war, taking on the supporting role" *** http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/relationships/article2602592.ece *** There's NO doubt some strippers will kill to get the loser boyfriend who is an Alpha Male.…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 2 1

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A better benchmark for Iraq: Strippers

"Monterey, Calif. - How are we doing in Iraq? To help answer this question, the United States government came up with 18 benchmarks for progress. For me, 18 are just too many. I favor the "KISS" principle: keep it simple,…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1

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Shy ---- A Former Dancer @ Angels :(

I knew Shy for years and years and was her customer; off and on. She isn't allowed to work at Angels anymore; I learned from one her buddies yesterday. She has AIDS. We had good times and bad times.…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1

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Angels . . .

I visited Angels late afternoon yesterday. There were a lot of dancers. The whales weren't there, but there was only a single hottie. The dancers were very desperate for work. Willy got plenty of "FREE" workouts.…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 3

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RolLexx . . .

I visited RolLexx this late afternoon as a little cheererupper. Good number of girls the quaility was just fair, but they were making money. Two apparently super hot girls refused to leave the dressing the whole time that…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1

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Game Over . . .

Gambling dancer came over earlier this morning and I told her that I didn't like the situation and didn't like her comming over or even calling. I told her the fact that I actually care about her has little…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 15

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Identification . . .

I don't know the name of the film, but it involved an American woman attempting to build a pineapple empire. Her elderly father basically had gone downhill very quickly and she felt obligated to see his remaining days were…

jablakeContributor18 yrs ago 1 4
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