Comments by DickJohnson (page 2)

lesbian? lipitor? lardass?

No joke! The SC brotherhood is alive and well on this board and has some real advantages for us. We should always strive to help out a fellow TUSCL brother.

Locke 25, is this true? I am really starting to have reservations about all of this? But why would she tell me all of this? And what of her sick child? I just don't get it.

Thanks for the great responses guys. I just got off the phone with her and told her what was posted here. She said you guys dont even know her so how do you know whats true? She said her son has something called Downs Syndrome and he needs an operation fast to cure him. She also said if I don't loan her the money then she will go to the Sudan for the operation but she is very fearful because of the civil unrest there. I guess there is some sort of pilot program there so now she only wants 10k for travel expenses, so I might do that instead.

B4 you taste that delicious triangle you should do this. Take out a q-tip and take a swab of her delicious looking pussy. You should also bring a petri dish and a black light, you get the rest....

why were you getting dances with some guy named "Rob?"

I would rather they mandate every porn worker wear a clown mask or a homer simpson mask.

I was wondering if maybe running into a dancer at the IHOP might be a good time to approach her for extras? I'm not really keen on the protocol, but maybe that is why she is there? I once saw a dancer at a wiccan meeting, i thought it was AA, boy was I wrong. Never approached her for extras tho.

hey doctor darby that was a hilarious response, you wereen'tt serious though were you? i mean who carries around a puppet for their dick?

I once saw Ron Jeremy at the ponderosa sun club...he put on a good show.

Why dont you ask them to see you in a nice neutral location or something. Say go to church or maybe a real estate seminar. Then you can ask them what they are after.

ccustomer: I'd like to get extras translation: Im a cop

My middle name is Frank if that helps.

hey thanks guys I'm gonna give it a shot dr. darby. whats a spoof?

hey..thanks for the insight tusclbrother. I willgo back and ask the girls when any of them are graduating. Maybe then i will get some free lappers. It reminds me of a girl i dated from cosmotology school who gave free haircuts, now it all makes sense to me. Thank God i thought it was something i did. thanksagain.

How do apply for this position? I have to make one thing clear tho is that I am gonna be very strict about the wearing of a fake mustache. I have worn them in the past and they always look fake. Is this what u will do for me, otherwise for get it.

What i found really puzzling about this place is that the girls there were all dressed like strippers but still no stage. One of them seemed insulted when i tucked a dolla in her g-string. i would have thought it a sure bet for some sort of extras, but i guess not.

arent you kinda assuming sex is what she is after? what if she wants to show you her new pioneer stereo with double woofer speakers or something else cool like that?

i just dont get it, you mean they tell you they are lesbians but theyre not? strange. i just dont know what to think.

One time I got a number from a girl named Jenny. It was 867-5309 but no area code. I tried to call it but got a not in service so u never know.

POV means penetration of vixen

Thanks for the insightful responses guys. I really dont have a nervous tick, the wink wink was just a way of saying that "I am in the know." Anyways, this stripper now wants me to drive into the bad part of the city and pick up some sort of package for her which I have to pay for. She says if i dont do it then definitely no extras, so I'm gonna do it tonite. I'm no fool tho, i asked her what is in the package and she said its just baby diapers. So, once I heard that then I couldn't help but wanna do it for her and her baby. Thanks for all the great posts guys.

Really? a prostitute? Man I had no idea. I dont know about the granny part cause she seemed a little young for that? Man oh man what is the USA comin to?

yeah but why did she laugh when i said dinner/movie when she asked if i was looking for a date?

Are you serious? Guys put their erect penis thru those holes!!! EEEWWWWW!!!! Why were there kleenex tissues all over the place? I'm very confused.