Customerspeak-to-English Translations: What We Really Mean

Customerspeak: I see you are wearing a Cross.
Translation: Will your religious beliefs block my action?

Customerspeak: I just got here.
Translation: I'm too vain to admit that my old eyes need time to adjust to the dark.

Customerspeak: "Hi!"
Translation: "I'd like to have sex with you."

Customerspeak: How about a dance?
Translation: Fuck you're hot !! Don't you know I've been pursuing you for hours and I can't leave without finding what kind of grinder you are?

Customerspeak: How old are you?
Translation: I don't want to get caught with an underage dancer

Customerspeak: Are you sure you're 18?
Translation: I want to fulfill a fantasy, I just don't want to do 20 years in the pokie.

Customerspeak: What nights do you work?
Translation: You've intrigued me. I'm hoping we can do this again, then in a hotel after that.

Customerspeak: Do you do private parties?
Translation: I wanna fuck all night

Customerspeak: Have I seen you before?
Translation: I vaguely remember this amateur video I bought in a porn shop

Customerspeak: I'm trying to pace myself
Translation: Go away; I am waiting for a hotter dancer

Customerspeak: Were'nt you a waitress/shot girl/door girl for a while?
Translation: It's about time you showed us your tits.

Customerspeak: I really don't need another club T-shirt
Translation: Go away; I'm waiting for a hotter dancer

ccustomer: I'd like to get extras
translation: Im a cop

Very accurate, TUSCL-brother:

Customerspeak: "What other clubs have you danced at?"
Translation: "This tells me whether you PUT OUT or not!"

I often try to work my way around to asking, "What other cities have you danced in?" Then, if I get something informative, "Oh, Houston, hunh? Did you get a lot of money there? I've been to Treasures ..." hint hint.

I'll second that. It is a big part of the interview with dancers new to me.

I'll second TB & BG posts. Additionally, I leave the door open for dancer to elaborate on her past dancing experience. If she says- "I danced in (Tampa, COI, etc) but quit because I couldn't stand the contact" is a sign to "suddenly develop an eye problem"[ I can't see getting a dance with her], retreating to mens room for a quick rinse, thence returning to seek Stevies from another dancer as a "cure".

How has it right:

customer: "hi"
translation: "i'd like to fuck you"

customer: "how are you?"
translation: "i'd like to fuck you"

customer: "what's your name?"
translation: "i'd like to fuck you"

etc., you get the idea...

On the other hand...

customer: "hi"
translation: "Get lost bitch!"

customer: "how are you?"
translation: "God, you are sure a fuglie!"

customer: "what's your name?"
translation: "Just leave me the fuck alone!"

etc., you get the idea...

CustomerSpeak: "Nice weather."
Translation: "So, are you gonna give me FS, or what?"

CustomerSpeak: Do you like to play?
Translation: Do you give extras?

CustomerSpeak: I see, you've only been dancing a week. What were you doing before?

Translation: Were you a streetwalker?

this deserves a bump

Brilliant stuff!

I wasn't around here back then, but I think Dougster^^^ and Clubber^^^ nailed it.

Everything we say is directly related to one or the other. "Fuck?" or "Get lost!" I will qualify this statement as being our first "conversation" with a dancer. Future times, those are different.