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NIXA, Mo. (AP) - Dozens of shots were fired in an altercation outside a southwest Missouri strip club in what Christian County Sheriff Brad Cole thinks was a drug deal gone bad. The Springfield News-Leader reports the firefight broke out at…

A couple of days ago I was at my Ford dealer getting my car serviced and I went into the waiting room. The was a grossly fat woman in there nursing a baby. She had to weigh at least 300…

A 46-year-old man was fatally shot outside a strip club in The Bronx early Friday morning, authorities said. A gunman opened fire in front of the Key Club Cabaret on Boston Road near Noell Avenue in Eastchester around 4:25 a.m., striking…

BELLEVILLE — A 28-year-old Newark man shot fatally outside a township strip club early Thursday morning was visiting the club just prior to the shooting, authorities confirm. An investigation into the death of Michael Williams II by the Essex County Prosecutor's…

A South Carolina man called 911 early this morning to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him, according to an arrest report. When a cop responded to his Spartanburg residence, Patrick Doggett, 53, “stated he called 911 because…

We have done this before but I just heard a new one at Follies and had to share it. "Property"

SAN ANTONIO - A man and woman were arrested early Monday after they apparently tried to commit several robberies on the city's Northwest and West sides. Police say the spree began at about 3:30a.m. when the man and woman tried to…

TAMPA, FL (WFLA) – A fatal shooting occurred outside of a gentlemen’s club on North 50th Street early Sunday morning, officials say. According to the Tampa police news release, witnesses told police investigators the victim, whose name has not been released,…

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One person was shot and killed early Saturday morning outside a strip club in the Powellhurst-Gilbert neighborhood, according to Portland police. Portland's Gang Enforcement Team responded to the Pallas Club, at 13639 S.E. Powell Blvd. at 12:45 a.m. on reports of…

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke 3. What do you call…

How many lies? How much money? How many times will you take being stood up? How many unanswered texts or phone calls? I think gawker's tolerance level is much higher than mine. I can take a lot of lies but I'll…