The bad girls. Lindsay, Brittany or Paris. Your choice?
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
I would love to spend 30 days in the same cell as Paris. I just finished watching the Paris Hilton tape again. Lousy quality filming but no doubt that it is her. The dude must have been on drugs. I couldn't have kept it up more than 3 minutes with her. Just day dreaming on a quiet Sunday.
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If my only alternative to those three was j***ing off, I suppose I'd pick Brittany, only because I think the other two would be incredibly prissy, whereas I think that Brittany could get "down and dirty" under the right circumstance. (Re: Paris--I could live with a sufficiently hot girl making cell phone calls while getting scr***ed, but _making_ calls under those circumstances is just too much to stand.) But all three of these are wastes of carbon, as far as I am concerned.
I did see a stripper with nice legs dressed up in an outfit that reminded me of Paris Hilton. I guess they all have something in common. Rehab or prison. Hopefully they will be able to handle things in moderation better in the future. They all look good.
It's like trying to tell the difference between Zsa Zsa and Eva Gabor. Since one was ... well, a beauty queen ... and the other was ... well, I guess, a beauty queen ... then ... WHO CARES?
Some people seem to be able to turn themselves into the news. You see it now and again with losers on that "Survivor Voted off the Island" game. "Now, Juliette, the third-place finalist on 'Survivor Upper Volta' will take us through her daily shaving routine." WTF?
Britney # 2
I wouldn't go Paris with Kyle1111's dick.
Shadowcat: I enjoyed watching the flick A Night In Paris (or whatever the name was). But, I have to say, she didn't appear to be terribly talented. From the looks of it, I've had MUCH better blowjobs, from hotter girls than that.
Chitown: You know I'm into Jennifer Love Hewitt, too... but here lately, I've seen her in several movies, and I don't know if you've paid attention, or noticed but she's packin' a lot of shtuff in that trunk. In fact, the last two flicks that I've seen her in, I noticed that she appeared to be intentionally covering up her lower half. Once I noticed that, it was way obvious... wearing a lot of "wraps" around her waist... placing a throw pillow on her legs when sitting on a couch... being shown behind a desk in a lot of shots... I still would no doubt jump at the chance, but she's not as hot as she was in her "Party of Five" days.
DandyDan: Yep, it's true, celebrities suck... that's why we all want celebrity girls (for their sucking talents).
Ew.
They'd turn a gay girl STRAIGHT!
ZUS
what a waste of news reporting resources. Evidently the jail was surrounded by papparazzi, and they actually interviewed a few women whose jail terms happened to have a release that coincided with the day after Paris Hilton's arrival. The ex-inmates all said, "We were asleep when she arrived." Yeesh.
So the newspapers have now, through assiduously brilliant reportage, established that when someone goes to jail, you aren't allowed to do anything and nothing interesting happens. Wowee.
Conspiracy theory: the jailers themselves were paid a hefty bribe to let her get to house-arrest, so she could get a decent night's sleep and a real shower, and probably a mdeical check-up. And the bribers knew full well the house-arrest idea would soon be overturned, but at least by then she'd gotten a chance to record another sex tape with some K-Fed type ...
FONDL, I don't really care, but it's one of those things it is impossible not to know about if you turn on a TV or listen to a radio.