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shadowcat

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5,448 posts by shadowcat

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The ultimate upsell!

This is so very personal but yet I cannot help but share it. Let me set the scenario. She is close to 30 now. Married but no kids. I am nor sure if you could call it a happy marriage. I…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 34

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Lap dance?

I discussed this with several favorite dancers over the last 3 days. They agreed with me. This is NOT a dance. This is fore play. It may be different where you go. None of my favorites asks me for a…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 8 11

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Happy Thanksgiving

Things you can only say at Thanksgiving! 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 6

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One Eyed Monster

SCI-FI comes to porn. In this flick Ron Jeromy's dick gets invaded by an alien life force and becomes detached from his body. The movie centers around a film crew trying to film a porno during a raging snow storm.…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 2

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Coffee drinking

I just read a news article on FOX NEWS. This guy had a topless coffee shop that burned to the ground. He had no insurance.Now he wants to reopen it in a trailer and serve coffee much like strip clubs…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 15

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condom or not?

A while ago I had a conversation with StripShopper about this. I admitted to having unprotected sex with a few strippers. He asked "aren't you worried about STD's? I replied "I am almost 68. What is my life expectancy." I…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 27

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2 fers

2 fers are offered at my favorite club at least once an hour. More often if the DJ sees that the girls are not getting a lot of dances.The songs are not cut short but are definitely shorter songs.All of…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 17

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Udate on gridget and TUSCL_Brother.

I talked to both of them on the phone this afternoon. gridgets 5 yo son caught swine flu that developed into pneumonia. He had a temp of 106. He spent 3 days in the hospital. They were not sure he was…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 5 16

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GGW busted

6 Arrested in 'Girls Gone Wild' Sting Florida police bust seven women for indecent exposure as part 'Girls Gone Wild' sting Florida police arrested sixteen people connected to adult entertainment franchise “Girls Gone Wild” in Yulee Friday, includeing seven women on charges…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 12

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Double BJ's

Ever had one? Double HJ's are easy to come by.Just buy a 3 some. They compete with each other. BJ's are more complex.I have only experienced it once and it was OTC. I got 3 brief BJ's one on my…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 1 22

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Ever fucked a pregnant stripper?

I have 2 or 3 times but they were not showing and I did not find about it until months later. I had 2 experiences in civilian life.(excluding my wife). In the first case 12-15 of us were partying at the…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 17

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Wanna Dance?

What other terms are used? 1) wanna go get personal? 2) wanna go play? 3) lets go play with my boobies 4) lets go play with your dick 5) want to get up close and personal? 6) I'm gonna make you cum 7) I'm going to fuck…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 6 28

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Are strippers BI-Polar?

Since I am not a shrink and have never had a Physic course I really am not sure what the term means.I assume in means dual personalities.One as a nasty stripper and one as a normal(?) OTC woman. I knew…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 8 23

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What makes a "10"?

Is it a combination of things? Looks, brains, personality, sexuality? I have only met 1 true 10 in my book. She had it all.She was mid 20's and had it all. Was single, no kids, and no true BF. She…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 16

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Circle of trust.

Ok, I stole this from the movie "Meet the Fokers". But I do have one. There are about 10 guys in it.I have met each one personally.We share info about clubs and dancers by PM's/emails.And meet whenever we can get…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 3 8

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Ok this off topic and bragging on my part...

How can a town of only 40,00 pull this off every year. Just another reason why CNN's MOney Magazine rates it the 8th best to live in the U.S. I have lived here for 23 years and love it. Great Georgia…

shadowcatElite Reviewer16 yrs ago 2 11

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update on gridget

i finally made contact with her today.She just spent another 3 days in the hospital.Infection related to her recent intestine surgery. She cannot eat solid food yet. She is in good spirits. She encourages me to go to the club…

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 2 5

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Unshaven pussy's

I have only met two in recent years. One is the only Brazilian I have ever met. The other is a black chick with huge natural D's.I found them to be erotic because of their non conformist ways.

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 5 21

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Daughter to father talks about strippers...

1st lets set the screen. I'm 67. She is 33.She sells perfume and gives me free bottles to give to the girls. Dad why do you do it? I can fix you up with girls.(in their 40's)Answer, I don't want the…

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 2 8

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update on TUSCL_Brother

I just spent 15 minutes talking to him on the phone. He has new didgets now. He is in good spirits. He misses posting on TUSCL and hopes that he can return soon. We talked about you, HarryDave, and Blue…

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 1 15

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Shape up or ship out...

Have you noticed any clubs making a serious attempt to get rid of the porkers? My favorite club started 2 years ago. A lot of dancers got a notice. I personally know 3 that got warnings. One trimmed down, one…

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 2 27

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Zack and Miri make a porno

I just downloaded this movie and watched it. It is a hilarious parody on the making of a porno. Remember porn star, Traci Lords? She is in it. A lot of nudity in it. There is even a small strip…

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 4 18

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Fall is here. Time to change strip club attire?

It is 51 degrees in Atlanta this morning. 2 weeks ago it would have been 68. Winter is coming. How do you adjust to seasonal changes? I wear short pants year round. It makes for easy access.I compensate for it…

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 1 22

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Who to believe when it comes to reviews?

I read all of the reviews for the clubs I am interested in. Some will rate a club a 10 that I rate a 5. They are newbies. Only have 1 or 2 reviews. Some have rated my favorite club…

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 1 21

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Atlanta strip club scene changing for the better?

A year before the '96 Olympic Games the cops started really cracking down on strip club activities. It became know as the home of "The Air Dance". Now I have recently seen some change on 4 separate visits. Some dancers…

shadowcatElite Reviewer17 yrs ago 2 10
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