Things you can only say at Thanksgiving!
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Talk about a huge breast!
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Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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It's Cool Whip time!
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If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
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Whew, that's one terrific spread!
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I'm in the mood for dark meat.
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Are you ready for seconds yet?
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It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
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Don't play with your meat.
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Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
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Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
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How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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You still have a little bit on your chin.
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How long will it take after you stick it in?
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You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
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That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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That was awesome, shadowcat!!! Happy Thanksgiving, Man!!
Well said, shadowcat. Great PL humor! I'll be laughing my ass off this Thanksgiving when ever anyone says any of these because of your post.
I love it.....how true........have made alot of statements like that....
anyone been to a SC on thanksgiving?
samsung1,
Would dress as a turkey or perhaps a Pilgrim?
I'll have leg meat without the dressing.
The nuts are in the middle.
We have to hurry up and finish, the game's on!
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