2 fers

No clubs I go do 2 fers.

Unexpectedly I ran into "2-for-1 dances all night long" at the new Crazy Horse in West Allis, WI (a Milwaukee suburb.) This is significant to local club goers because $20 per lap dance had been pretty much carved in stone for area clubs. With low grindage and no touch for the guys, this has been one of the worst values anywhere (well, except for Centerfolds in Columbus or Paper Moon in Springfield, VA...)

Crazy Horse played full songs too. I recall hearing all of AC/DC's "You Shook ME All Night Long" for song #1. At $10 per, this is a much better rate for what Milwaukee has to offer. PLUS, it was all night long! Also got a free admit for a future visit as well! Sounds like a club trying to grow it's market...

The best way to grow a market and customer base is to give the customer what they want!

Speaking of what the customer wants it is simple ---- we want less government interference in our lives - from strip clubs, to energy consumption, to what we eat, to national health care - call your congressman and tell them to vote no on HR 3692 - and do it today!

SP for president!

My platform: Legalize prostitution, Abolish Income Tax and Free lap dances with Extras for Everybody!

Had my first 2fer experience the other day (see review), and I can't imagine going back to paying $20 per LD.

I should add that the normal LD price is $20. There are girls asking more than that. I won't even talk to them.

How - thank you!

Bare Assets runs the 2fer special every hour, with a free item giveaway, usually an article of clothing. I asked hot blonde dancer for the dance and she replied, "I don't do 2-for-1 dances. Only singles.". What the fuck? So she'd rather make NO MONEY? Stupid.

PH - who ever said strippers were smart? When I quote a job, I always figure that if I can't the job at full price it is better to get something than nothing whenever I figure the cost. What does it cost a stripper to give a dance??

2 fers are rarely, if ever, offered at the clubs I frequent. I've never done a 2 fer.

In my experience, both at Shadow's favorite club and others, if the club offers announced 2-fers, the dancers are ready and willing to do unannounced 2-fers. The experienced SC patron figures this out pretty quickly, and avoids the announced specials because the rooms do indeed fill up and as population goes up, fun goes the opposite direction.

Clubs have 2-fers because their standard prices are too high. I'll get them, but I'm not crazy about having to commit to more than one dance at a time in order to get a fair price. I prefer it when clubs have straightforward, reasonable prices for single dances, which makes 2-fers unnecessary.

At the Hamilton-owned clubs in metro Detroit, there is always a $10 dance day, all day. Monday: Henry the VIII; Tuesday: Bogart's; Wednesday: Henry the VIII South; Thursday: John's Hot Spot. All are dives (some would say charming dives), but mileage is extremely high. $5 cover and $10 wristband, but after that average cost drops rapidly! As one reviewer said recently, Henry the VIII South is basically a brothel.

On the other extreme, Scarlett's and Platinum in Toledo both offer 2 for $30's with a "gift" of some sort. Silly. Like I need the offer of a Scarlett's golf towel to get interested in a dance. Scarlett's does have really cool semi-private booths with couches, which would be great, except that there's no mileage!!!

Mileage is so much more important than gifts or private booths ----I do not mind the wide open, the lack of booths makes it sometimes fun to see what the others are getting in the line of extras ------ even to see a dancer pull a condom out of her purse and see her give it to the guy sitting right next to you because his dancer is out of them for the moment! I believe the openess is part of the appeal of the Hamilton clubs and the prices are always right!

It's to the point now that I will turn down the free item offered on the 2fer. I already have 3 t-shirts, two polo shirts, and a couple of hats with various strip club names on them. And I don't wear them. LOL

One of the few rap songs I have downloaded is T-pain "Long lap dance"..it's basically a long song about how t-pain complains about cut songs and wishes there were more 2fer1s.