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Been a faithful TUSCL reader for years. Though I'd heard of about every novel idea in strip clubs. Until I read about a "dance auction" at Lansing MI club. Winning bid went for $125. I don't know the details, but…
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Me: Have you ever been on TUSCL? Dancer: Yes. Me: I'm juicebox...wanna see my church and go out and fuck Dancer: Sure! Me: Have you ever been on TUSCL? Dancer: Yes Me: I'm 10inches,,,,wanna see my package…
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Surfing the net on my phone...dreaming of my ATF...she called last night, but I wanted to watch football. Bored....I ran across a guy on Linkedin with the name if Daty. Funny. I used to have a customer named Growcock.…
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Several years ago while at the Mons Venus on Halloween, the place was dead and every dancer asked me why I wasn't at Guavaween. Apparently the thing to do on Halloween in Tampa/Ybor City. And a friend of mine was…
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I guess I'm just in a bad mood this AM because I need to vent some more. A thread from a couple of days ago touched on the younger generation and technology. True story - early Sunday morning, after a…
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Lost in the whole PM privacy thing was one sentence KK wrote in her apology thread. "I've gotten a pile of PMs from other dudes...." A pile of e-mails? There weren't even "a pile" of comments. I could be off-base here,…
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All of us PL's are happy today. Jilted boyfriend wins the lottery. http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2012/10/18/jilted-young-man-with-two-jobs-wins-lottery/v6YLABE00cTH1xgtHFpjWP/story.html
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I've been thinking about doing this so I thought I'd let the group provide feedback. I could buy a million dollar term life insurance policy for a fraction of my monthly strip club spending. I name my current ATF the…
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There's been a lot of hot women news readers over the years. Most of my favorites have been on FOX: Laurie Dhue Julie Banderas Megyn Kelly Heather Nauert Just to name some. But they've all been plastic, Miss America types. Not stripper types. Though have…
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I've never watched "American Idol", but apparently she is a contestant. If all strippers looked like this, I'd be broke. bonus points for being an NBA cheerleader http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/56446-brittany-kerr-5-things-you-dont-know-about-jason-aldeans-fling/1349112184_brittany-kerr-article.jpg
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Near the first of the year, there was a thread asking others about strip club goals for the year. Mine was to perform DATY inside-the-club. Well, today is October 1, and I'm no closer to that goal than I…
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There might be some ray of hope yet for us BMI challenged individuals. I went to a club Saturday night and there were three bachelor parties. Each of three guys they brought up on stage were - to say the…
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Have not see the photos. And she's all prim abd proper. But damn - she looks soooo fuck-a-ble
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Texas is opening up a stretch of highway with the fastest speed limit in the US. A 41 mile stretch between Austin and San Antonio where it will be legal to drive 85 mph (137 kmh). farmerart: Texas in…
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I hate spinners. Give me something to hold onto. Sometimes I think about who could be supermodel uber hot if they lost a few pounds. Old school: Mama Cass Elliott. Pretty face beneath that fat. Former FOX news reader…
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Don't ya just love college football? my thoughts... That perky, cute blond in the middle of the Oregon Ducks at #5 is my favorite The glimpse of the white panties of of the girl of the left for #1 USC is hot But the…
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For those you have been lucky enough to ever visit Bogart's in Inkster, Michigan near the Detroit airport, she may be your next VIP girl.... http://living.msn.com/style-beauty/simply-chic-blog-post/?post=1ce9ec16-93ac-4586-b8cd-67b4dae55da4
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Should being a frequent visitor to strip clubs be a source of embarrassment? In the thread about scanning ID's, I wrote that I had concerns about my name being put into a database as a strip club customer. Yet, in the…
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The Brits put on great opening ceremony, but this closing ceremony is fucked. Ok, I get the hot chick, but what's with black guy in the orange prison suit.
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Country singer Randy Travis was arrested Tuesday when he was found drunk and buck naked by cops. Here is a link to his mugshot. Yikes! http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00052935.html I can't help but think of Dean Wormer's classic quote from "Animal House". "Fat, drunk and stupid is…
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I just read something today on the Michigan TwoSheds board. At a relatively new club that opened, one of the DJ's is a former dancer. In 30+ years of clubbing, I thought I had seen it all: Waitresses becoming dancers Shot girls becoming dancers Dancers…
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Everybody has heard the myth (?) that men with big feet are well endowed. 17 year old American female swimmer Missy Franklin has size 13 feet. That has to be HUGE for a woman. Wonder what that correlates to.
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So far, I love the Opening Ceremony at the Olympics. The James Bond sequence with the Union Jack parachutes was way cool.
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They're starting young now days. https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=153654 He failed to mention what grade he was in. He has advanced past "See Dick run." and "See Jane pet Puff". ...barely though
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, soon to divorced, was seen in arestaurant with a 25 year old hottie. (eye witnesses report her to be a 7). When Arnold, who will be 65 next week, gets up to go to the bathroom…
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