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A Brilliant Idea

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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

I've been thinking about doing this so I thought I'd let the group provide feedback.

I could buy a million dollar term life insurance policy for a fraction of my monthly strip club spending. I name my current ATF the sole beneficiary.

She provides me with unlimited OTC action but I don't pay her. Her big pay off will come later. I think this is win-win for both of us. I get happy at about ten cents on the dollar and she gets a million bucks. I don't see any downside to this.

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gatorfan

later when she hires a hitman

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Pablo Antonio

It might work. But dancers need money NOW.

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mikeya02

Too many news stories about situations like this where things go horribly wrong. What Gator said.

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Clubber

Age and health would certainly enter into the equation. Basically what pabloantonio said.

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bustanutz

Will she trust u not to stop payin it or canceling the policy. I wouldn't trust her in reverse role.

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JuiceBox69

She may start feeding you rat poison I'm side of.some Damn good cooking son.....watchout

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jerikson40

The facts:

Motorhead: Okay sweetie, I'm going get a million dollar term life insurance policy, and name you as the sole beneficiary. And you just give me sex whenever I want.

Sweetie: What's a "policy" thingy? And can I have some money for groceries?

What Motorhead wants to hear:

Wow, that's a great idea, and you're really thinking outside the box. I think you should go for it, dude !!!

I think you should get together with VH_Kicks, and you guys can start a strip club consulting service. It would be awesome !!!

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mikeya02

I don't think motorhead is serious about this. Like he said, what do you guys think?

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jerikson40

"Like he said, what do you guys think?"

I think he should find a girlfriend.

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Dougster

Dude, alot of them are anti-social. SRSLY! This is terrible idea. Good chance she would have some deadbeat loser friend of hers whack you just for the insurance money (and so she won't have to fuck you anymore)!

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Alucard

Don't know many dancers into delayed gratification. LOL

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vincemichaels

WHOOO, thanks motorhead. I just changed my life insurance beneficiary back to the ACLU. They wouldn't have me killed. Bubbles will just have to keep dancing.

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kittykate

How old are u? If the policy isn't reversible and you are at least 109, I'd consider your proposal. Except for the sex part.

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Alucard

SEX is likely part of the deal Kittykate.

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Book Guy

What if you die from over-exertion during the sex that you're having as part of this deal? Does that mean she did not live up to her end of the bargain and therefore canNOT collect, or does it mean she lives up to her end of the bargin so well that she gets to EXTRA collect, or what?

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Alucard

Depends on how SMART the lawyer is. LMFAO

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motorhead

kittykate,

Well I'm not yet 109, but Book_Guy is right. I will likely croak from over-exertion. Give me 2-3 years. Tops.

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rh48hr

Motorhead - An interesting thought in theory, but there are many pitfalls in trying this, some of which have been mentioned. I don't know your relationship with this woman, but I would think this through thoroughly before going forward with it.

How long does she have to give you sex to stay on the policy? Until you die? What happens when she wants out of the business and gets a "regular" job? What happens when she meets a guy for a regular relationship and wants to get married?

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Alucard

She better have a good lawyer too.

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lopaw

A life insurance policy w/ a stripper and no sex is involved? What's the point? In that case might as well leave it all to the old lady & the rotten ungrateful offspring.

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kittykate

Motörhead--hmm, so if we have sex you'll die faster? Hmmm. Still pretty uncomfortable with the sex. What if I Dutch Ruddered you?! I could totally Dutch Rudder you to death! It might take a little longer than death by sex, but I will really work that arm, baby.
: )

Not to Alcuard- this, like my other post, is a joke. So you can skip the whole thing where you tell me that no one is going to give me a million dollars for a lousy, no contact hand job. I'm joking. Sometimes ladies make jokes. Jokes are things you don't take seriously. They are just for fun. Do you know what fun is, honey?

Also, if you don't know what a Dutch rudder is, watch Zack and Miri make a porno.

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Club_Goer_Seattle
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motorhead

Any first mate is capable of a Dutch Rudder.

I need someone with advanced training in semenship

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Alucard

I know someone motorhead, but you will have to move to Toledo. Farther from Kittykate.

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Alucard

Not interested motorhead?

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motorhead

Only if she doesn't have a boyfriend who has little patience. Lol

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farmerart

Damn, motorhead! What a grand idea! I have been sorely vexed about what to do with my money. I could buy thousands of these policies with my cash and have a different stripper every hour for the rest of my life.

Wisdom and common sense are rare in combination. You are lost in whatever you do now, motorhead. Time to change careers and become a financial advisor/life coach.

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Doc_Holliday

The only way this is a brilliant idea is if I use it as the murder plot of a stripper movie.

Waddaya say Motörhead? Ready to re-write Double Indemnity??

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motorhead

Doc -
I just watched Double Indemnity on Turner Classic Movies several months ago. When I made this tongue-in-cheek thread I wasn't consciously thinking of that movie...but iit is similar, isn't it?

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