A Brilliant Idea

30 comments

• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  later when she hires a hitman
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  It might work. But dancers need money NOW.
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  Too many news stories about situations like this where things go horribly wrong. What Gator said.
• Clubber

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  12 years ago

  Age and health would certainly enter into the equation. Basically what pabloantonio said.
• bustanutz

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  12 years ago

  Will she trust u not to stop payin it or canceling the policy. I wouldn't trust her in reverse role.
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  She may start feeding you rat poison I'm side of.some Damn good cooking son.....watchout
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  The facts: Motorhead: Okay sweetie, I'm going get a million dollar term life insurance policy, and name you as the sole beneficiary. And you just give me sex whenever I want. Sweetie: What's a "policy" thingy? And can I have some money for groceries? What Motorhead wants to hear: Wow, that's a great idea, and you're really thinking outside the box. I think you should go for it, dude !!! I think you should get together with VH_Kicks, and you guys can start a strip club consulting service. It would be awesome !!!
• mikeya02

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  12 years ago

  I don't think motorhead is serious about this. Like he said, what do you guys think?
• jerikson40

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  12 years ago

  "Like he said, what do you guys think?" I think he should find a girlfriend.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Dude, alot of them are anti-social. SRSLY! This is terrible idea. Good chance she would have some deadbeat loser friend of hers whack you just for the insurance money (and so she won't have to fuck you anymore)!
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Don't know many dancers into delayed gratification. LOL
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  WHOOO, thanks motorhead. I just changed my life insurance beneficiary back to the ACLU. They wouldn't have me killed. Bubbles will just have to keep dancing.
• kittykate

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  12 years ago

  How old are u? If the policy isn't reversible and you are at least 109, I'd consider your proposal. Except for the sex part.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  SEX is likely part of the deal Kittykate.
• Book Guy

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  12 years ago

  What if you die from over-exertion during the sex that you're having as part of this deal? Does that mean she did not live up to her end of the bargain and therefore canNOT collect, or does it mean she lives up to her end of the bargin so well that she gets to EXTRA collect, or what?
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Depends on how SMART the lawyer is. LMFAO
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  kittykate, Well I'm not yet 109, but Book_Guy is right. I will likely croak from over-exertion. Give me 2-3 years. Tops.
• rh48hr

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  12 years ago

  Motorhead - An interesting thought in theory, but there are many pitfalls in trying this, some of which have been mentioned. I don't know your relationship with this woman, but I would think this through thoroughly before going forward with it. How long does she have to give you sex to stay on the policy? Until you die? What happens when she wants out of the business and gets a "regular" job? What happens when she meets a guy for a regular relationship and wants to get married?
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  She better have a good lawyer too.
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  A life insurance policy w/ a stripper and no sex is involved? What's the point? In that case might as well leave it all to the old lady & the rotten ungrateful offspring.
• kittykate

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  12 years ago

  Motörhead--hmm, so if we have sex you'll die faster? Hmmm. Still pretty uncomfortable with the sex. What if I Dutch Ruddered you?! I could totally Dutch Rudder you to death! It might take a little longer than death by sex, but I will really work that arm, baby. : ) Not to Alcuard- this, like my other post, is a joke. So you can skip the whole thing where you tell me that no one is going to give me a million dollars for a lousy, no contact hand job. I'm joking. Sometimes ladies make jokes. Jokes are things you don't take seriously. They are just for fun. Do you know what fun is, honey? Also, if you don't know what a Dutch rudder is, watch Zack and Miri make a porno.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  12 years ago

  You can also get the idea of a "Dutch rudder" at: [view link]
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Any first mate is capable of a Dutch Rudder. I need someone with advanced training in semenship
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  I know someone motorhead, but you will have to move to Toledo. Farther from Kittykate.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Not interested motorhead?
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Only if she doesn't have a boyfriend who has little patience. Lol
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  Damn, motorhead! What a grand idea! I have been sorely vexed about what to do with my money. I could buy thousands of these policies with my cash and have a different stripper every hour for the rest of my life. Wisdom and common sense are rare in combination. You are lost in whatever you do now, motorhead. Time to change careers and become a financial advisor/life coach.
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

  The only way this is a brilliant idea is if I use it as the murder plot of a stripper movie. Waddaya say Motörhead? Ready to re-write Double Indemnity??
• Doc_Holliday

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  12 years ago

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• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Doc - I just watched Double Indemnity on Turner Classic Movies several months ago. When I made this tongue-in-cheek thread I wasn't consciously thinking of that movie...but iit is similar, isn't it?