A Brilliant Idea
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I've been thinking about doing this so I thought I'd let the group provide feedback.
I could buy a million dollar term life insurance policy for a fraction of my monthly strip club spending. I name my current ATF the sole beneficiary.
She provides me with unlimited OTC action but I don't pay her. Her big pay off will come later. I think this is win-win for both of us. I get happy at about ten cents on the dollar and she gets a million bucks. I don't see any downside to this.
I could buy a million dollar term life insurance policy for a fraction of my monthly strip club spending. I name my current ATF the sole beneficiary.
She provides me with unlimited OTC action but I don't pay her. Her big pay off will come later. I think this is win-win for both of us. I get happy at about ten cents on the dollar and she gets a million bucks. I don't see any downside to this.
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Motorhead: Okay sweetie, I'm going get a million dollar term life insurance policy, and name you as the sole beneficiary. And you just give me sex whenever I want.
Sweetie: What's a "policy" thingy? And can I have some money for groceries?
What Motorhead wants to hear:
Wow, that's a great idea, and you're really thinking outside the box. I think you should go for it, dude !!!
I think you should get together with VH_Kicks, and you guys can start a strip club consulting service. It would be awesome !!!
I think he should find a girlfriend.
Well I'm not yet 109, but Book_Guy is right. I will likely croak from over-exertion. Give me 2-3 years. Tops.
How long does she have to give you sex to stay on the policy? Until you die? What happens when she wants out of the business and gets a "regular" job? What happens when she meets a guy for a regular relationship and wants to get married?
: )
Not to Alcuard- this, like my other post, is a joke. So you can skip the whole thing where you tell me that no one is going to give me a million dollars for a lousy, no contact hand job. I'm joking. Sometimes ladies make jokes. Jokes are things you don't take seriously. They are just for fun. Do you know what fun is, honey?
Also, if you don't know what a Dutch rudder is, watch Zack and Miri make a porno.
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I need someone with advanced training in semenship
Wisdom and common sense are rare in combination. You are lost in whatever you do now, motorhead. Time to change careers and become a financial advisor/life coach.
Waddaya say Motörhead? Ready to re-write Double Indemnity??
I just watched Double Indemnity on Turner Classic Movies several months ago. When I made this tongue-in-cheek thread I wasn't consciously thinking of that movie...but iit is similar, isn't it?