She's dating him because of his huge....um, biceps

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motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Arnold Schwarzenegger, soon to divorced, was seen in arestaurant with a 25 year old hottie. (eye witnesses report her to be a 7).

When Arnold, who will be 65 next week, gets up to go to the bathroom twice during the night, does he say to her, "I'll be back"

Does the 40 year age difference make him a child "Predator"?

Does he refer to his wiener as "Junior"?

Does he like to bury his face in her "Twins"?

When on a date with her, does he go "Commando"?

At 65, I bet he doesn't have "Total Recall"





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vivi24
12 years ago
Does Motorhead who is probably somewhere in his fiftys and ogles 20 sumthings in strip clubs know the definition of hypocrite?
If Arnold and his friend are happy why should it matter to you?
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steve229
12 years ago

Does vivi24 know the definition of "tongue-in-cheek"?
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jackslash
12 years ago
Does the 40 year age difference make him a child "Predator"?

No. In my book it makes him "The Last Action Hero."

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motorhead
12 years ago
Thank you Steve.

Sheesh. My (poor) attempt at humor apparently missed the mark with vivi34.

"Attention class" (in my Kindergarten Cop voice): From now on, all discussions on here must be serous. I mean it!"



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vincemichaels
12 years ago
Dang, some discussions get a little too serious, but I liked your tongue-in-cheek thread, motorhead. GO ARNIE !!
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shadowcat
12 years ago
He's just being a "Kindergarten Cop".
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mikeya02
12 years ago
If her name is Sarah, does that bring out the "Terminator" in him?
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Alucard
12 years ago
I don't think his biceps are the attraction. Nothing wrong IMO with May - December relationships. You "get it" where you can "find it"! LOL
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RickWood
12 years ago
When caught with the 25 year old blonde does he tell "True Lies"?

If he rocks her world a third time that night is it "The Last Stand"?
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