She's dating him because of his huge....um, biceps

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

7/20/2012 9:23:31 PM

Arnold Schwarzenegger, soon to divorced, was seen in arestaurant with a 25 year old hottie. (eye witnesses report her to be a 7).

When Arnold, who will be 65 next week, gets up to go to the bathroom twice during the night, does he say to her, "I'll be back"

Does the 40 year age difference make him a child "Predator"?

Does he refer to his wiener as "Junior"?

Does he like to bury his face in her "Twins"?

When on a date with her, does he go "Commando"?

At 65, I bet he doesn't have "Total Recall"

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vivi24

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12 years ago

Does Motorhead who is probably somewhere in his fiftys and ogles 20 sumthings in strip clubs know the definition of hypocrite?
If Arnold and his friend are happy why should it matter to you?

steve229

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12 years ago

Does vivi24 know the definition of "tongue-in-cheek"?

jackslash

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12 years ago

Does the 40 year age difference make him a child "Predator"?

No. In my book it makes him "The Last Action Hero."

motorhead

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12 years ago

Thank you Steve.

Sheesh. My (poor) attempt at humor apparently missed the mark with vivi34.

"Attention class" (in my Kindergarten Cop voice): From now on, all discussions on here must be serous. I mean it!"

vincemichaels

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12 years ago

Dang, some discussions get a little too serious, but I liked your tongue-in-cheek thread, motorhead. GO ARNIE !!

shadowcat

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12 years ago

He's just being a "Kindergarten Cop".

mikeya02

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12 years ago

If her name is Sarah, does that bring out the "Terminator" in him?