My Attempt at OTC Part III

31 comments

• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Motorhead: Very, Very Funny, and Oh how true.
  
  If I was crazy, had 10 inches, or rich, I too could have the stripper world in my hands.
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  I need this stripper's name she says yes all the time
• Tiredtraveler

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  12 years ago

  The last one ".. wanna see my wallet" is the only one that usually works.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  I tried a slight variant of that approach but did not quite work:
  
  Me: "I'm txtittyfan wanna see my short treasuries position and fuck!"
  Dancer: "you mean the one that got wiped out by margin calls! Fuck off, loser, you won't even have money to pay my fee. Guess you blew the bouncer to even get in."
  Me: "Fuck! Guess that's the only TUSCLer she would not fuck!"
  
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  Me: Have you ever been on TUSCL?
  Dancer: Yes.
  Me: I'm Dugly want to listen to me make the same pathetic attempts at humor and insult women for awhile, then I'll have a good cry?
  Dancer: No, but you can ask again using one of your dozen alternate user names.
  
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Nice to see the jestie-girl still reading my posts even though he "has me on ignore"! ;-)
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  Dugly still following me around making comments even though all I see is a little blue username, lol. Dance puppet.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  How does the jestie-girl know my comments are about him if he isn't reading them? Doesn't even try to make his lies believable! What a loser.
  
  (And needless to say, telling someone you put them on ignore when you didn't and continue to read their their poss is prototypical passive-aggressive behavior... Hmmm... So nice to have such a textbook example like the jestie-girl constantly behaving sentence for sentence in line with the theory. Now there's your real puppet on the PAPD string!)
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  @Dougster: A logical thinker such as yourself should realize that doesn't necessarily follow. The way Founder has things set up, every time an ignore user posts, the board puts the user's name into the message list, so even though he may not know *what* you posted, he knows *that* you posted.
  
  And face, you don't exactly exhibit a lot of, ahem, variety in your posting subjects, now do you? It's not like it'd be a stretch to guess. I'd certainly bet on those odds if it were a casino, but no casino would ever offer odds that good to anybody, ever.
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  dougster the joke was too long and too ploitical for a stripper. not good
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  @gmd: almost everything is a logical possibility, but the there are real world probabilities. Logically possible he is not readin my posts? Yes. Real work probability he is not - maybe 2%. Trust me - I've read the textbooks and know my mark!
  
  Also there is at least as much variety in my post as there is your typical TUSCL user, yourself included.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Dougster, logic, and trust? Nah, not POSSIBLE. ;))
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Estafador: actually I'm satirizing the lame pot shots that tittyfuck periodically takes at me. He long ago learned no to try and tackle me head because he gets destroyed every time he does. So now he'll just take a random pot shot on some random thread. I'm just responding in kind. That is all.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  And what do you know about logic alutard? You are king of atrocious logic like your "if you don't like some strippers you must hate women in general". But hey, no skin off my teeth - you are transparently projecting your own misogyn others. I find it quite amusing actually and that you are so completely obvious not only to the fact that you are, but also the fact that everyone here has caught on to that's what you are doing.
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  Ah yes, the delusional Douggie still fancies himself the modern day Don Quixote, protecting the masses from imagined perils and claiming non existant victories.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  How'd them short treasuries work out for you last couple of days, tittyfan?
• txtittyfan

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  12 years ago

  The position is still profitable, thanks for asking.
  
  It is amazing how our little turd named Douggie is so wired into TUSCL that he always responds immediately to posts. Talk about not having a life.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Hmmm... I see an hour between gmd's post and my response, so your "always" is a little "broken". And treasuries were up nicely today stupid, if you were short you lost. Might want to at least look at quote before you lie. Seems you entire MO though. Just lie even if it would take a person 30 seconds to look something up to disprove you. You must have been quite the stock broker between you zero qualms about lying blatantly, and your couldn't be more disasterous sense of market timing.
• georgmicrodong

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  12 years ago

  @Dougster: Seeing as how he did in fact comment on the *content* of your post, then yeah, I'd agree. I posted my response to you before I saw his later one.
• Alucard

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  12 years ago

  Txtittyfan did Dougster take your financial advice once upon a time & screw it up? LOL
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Ah, isn't it nice to see the "relationship" between alutard and tittyfuck blossoming lately. I guess they rode the short bus together all those years but just really noticed each other recently. Amazing how they are moving to take it to the next level so quickly now!
• JuiceBox69

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  12 years ago

  Mo head lol juicebox make your pussy wet
• motorhead

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  12 years ago

  Lol juicy
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  I make an comment and three minutes later little "Dugly" pops up underneath in blue letters? Doesn't take a rocket science to know he's taking another pathetic swing at me.
  
  Face it, you don't need to read the guys comments to know what he's saying.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Think he was talking about your first comment in this thread, dummy (actually you proobably know that damn well are just "playing dumb" here - classic passive-aggressive tactic). Your first comment showed up about four minutes after mine, and was just you PMS'ing after we made fun if your "fuck this, fuck that" attitude last night.
  
  I literally have the book on you jestie! Mr. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything! No way a passive aggressive could handle me being able to take shots at you and just passively having no idea what I was saying and no way to fight back. PAs hate things they can't control or even fight back against. Tell me I'm wrong jestie! Do it, bitch!
• Estafador

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  12 years ago

  how did a simple joke thread turn into a useless argument about nothing?
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  Dugly's obsession with me. I post, it posts.
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Right, he responds to my posts (look who responded to whom first in this thread) even when he claims to "have me on ignore" but I am the one obsessed with him. Got it!
  
  Actually my favorite target these days is alutard. Whereas the jestie-girl is just a straight-forward dead-ass simple one chapter in a psychology textbook, as is RickDugan, alutard is so messed up you have read three or four (and I still don't know exactly what the forth one is) chapters to completely disentangle all that messed-up'ness.
  
  
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  This was a joke damn
• jester214

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  12 years ago

  See what I mean?
• Dougster

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  12 years ago

  Let's make a post and see if jestie responds.