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13 years ago
I'm thinking, Dudley Doright and Nell right now.
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13 years ago
Yes. My wife is an ex-stripper. She knows how to talk to the girls and she gets great mileage.
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13 years ago
Hilarious! The little brain took over completely.
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13 years ago
Dubai next week. Puki heaven.
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13 years ago
Semi-seriously. Lately, there has been what I would classify as perv posts. It seems we are being prompted to describe sexually bizarre or extreme situations. ("Have you ever gotten a two-on-one lap dance from a woman and a goat?") And I think it is by guys who spend way more time online than they do in any strip clubs.
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13 years ago
No. No.
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13 years ago
I'm in the Sultanate of Oman during Ramadan. The options are limited.
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13 years ago
A bird in the hand... She's just being rational (unlike Dougsters assessment). You are a sure and easy thing to help her meet her daily and weekly goals. I had an ATF in Phoenix like that for about a year. The formula is simple: Expected value = Income * Probability. Your probability is near 100%, so expected value for her is high.
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13 years ago
She was one slim, sexy, multi-orgasmic, dick sucker! No names! LOL.
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13 years ago
I had an OTC thing going with a girl in Ohio. A few times I made a contribution to the cell phone, cigarette, and stripper shoe fund via Western Union (boy do they rape you on the fees!). It paid off on my visits to town, but only because we had pre-established the agenda.
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13 years ago
In Phoenix, my former hometown, this type of action is pretty much standard fare. You really don't get extras ITC. What you get is gross violations of the dance rules for the regular dance prices. It's the definition of YMMV. For me, it has included (unsolicited) through the pants HJ, biting , simulated BJ, reaching in the pants, and occasional unzipping. On the other hand, the girls allow less in the way of fondling by you, because that tends to be what the bouncers are looking for. In topless clubs in Phoenix, the standard price for a regular lapper is $10, and with the right girl, it is a bargain.
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13 years ago
I would also suggest using the private message (PM) feature to communicate about extras. I think TUSCL has become more explicit over the past year or so, and notwithstanding our debate about whether LE pays any attention, I just think that kind of information is better left to PMs.
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13 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
@farmerart: Saw it once on full display in Maine. Pulled over to the side of the road and watched it for a half hour. No psychotropic drugs involved. Yes, winter time.
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13 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I think the flagging feature is working for shills and ex-employee rants. And if there is a filter for minimum length, I'm ok with that. As for content, there is a three dimension rating system, so some mention of each dimension would at least justify the numeric score. Beyond that, I kind of like the variety. Each review is both about the club and the reviewer, whether intentional or not. I like clubs that are a melting pot, and I think TUSCL is similar.
Ok farmerart, it's your turn for some philosophical take on this..."While staring at the Aurora Borealis this evening..."
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13 years ago
Over 6 years. Oops, sorry honey.
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13 years ago
There's Something About Mary....and Tiffany....and Crystal....and Brandi...
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13 years ago
Moose42 hits on the right combination. Step 1 is visualization prior to the visit. This will activate hormones and brain chemicals, and instill a confident attitude that the girls will pick up on immediately. It's best to enter a club with a smile on your face and a slight swagger. But, once you hit the club, step number 2 is to get rid of the fantasies. You are now back to real life and you want to be open to what's happening at that place and time. You're like a baby now, just amazed by everything you see, hear and touch. The girls will like that too! And your fantasies won't be competing with your enjoyment.
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13 years ago
A string of surprises in one night. I'm in Columbus, OH on business. I go to a topless club across from my hotel. First time there, and went there because TUSCL_BRO had given it a good recent review. It's quiet in there, so I sit at the bar and sip a beer. A 40-something lady sits down next to me. She's good looking. We talk. It's coming up to Xmas. That's her daughter the part time dancer and some times bartender. Mom needs some extra cash for the holidays. I mention how I found the club on TUSCL. She says she knows another guy who is really into the web site, and he's going to be here in ten minutes. Sure enough, in strides this wiry looking guy, and she introduces me to TUSCL_BRO. Turns out, I'm hanging with his current favorite. Fast forward after an hour of chit chat, and he encourages me to do the 2 fer 1 dance special with her. I say ok. We go back to the booths. About 30 seconds into the dance, she makes a suggestion, out comes Mr. HD, and she gives me a nice BBBJ CIM, and I help her out with her Xmas fund. We come back out to the table and TUSCL_BRO is all smiles. I think it was damn decent of him to share!
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13 years ago
Well, hopefully farmerart can say something witty about this. As for me, when I lived in the US, I would occasionally drive 2 or 3 hours to sample a well reviewed club. I was fortunate to travel on business and got to some pretty good cities. I ended up in Phoenix for 6 years, which has over 30 clubs, so no complaints there!
Now, I am working in the middle east, and there are ZERO strip clubs within 500 miles. But I do have the flesh pot of Dubai within a 5 hour drive or a 40 minute plane ride. There are no strip clubs there either, but there is a very healthy population of working girls, and numerous bars to find them in. I realize this is not for everybody and strip clubs represent a "safer" experience, but I was gravitating toward the gutter anyway, so it suits me well.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
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13 years ago
I have some experience with swingers clubs, bar meets and house parties in the Phoenix area. Based on that experience, I would never go as a single male. But the clubs tend to allow them (up to a limit) as they generate much needed revenue. Unfortunately, half of them are pervs, even by swinger standards. There's nothing quite like having a nice conversation with a good looking lady, looking around and realizing some guy ten feet away is banging his meat while looking at her. Yeah, that was just wonderful.
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13 years ago
Oh for crying out loud. If you've never been there, save up your paper route money and drive over to Mons Venus in Tampa. You'll need at least $150 to have a good time including 4 or 5 lap dances. Unless you just want to stare at pussy. In which case you can sit at the stage, sip a soda out of a small plastic cup, and tip full nude dancers at the rate of $1 a minute.
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13 years ago
I prefer the following approach by dancers in most clubs at most times. Walk up, say hello, and ask if you can sit with me. If I say yes, either sit in my lap or sit in the chair and show some interest in physical contact. Converse for one or two songs. If I don't ask for a dance after two songs, only two things are possible: 1) I am so engrossed in our conversation, I simply haven't thought of dances yet, or 2) I am not going to ask. You are now free to ask. I will say yes, no, or maybe later. If I say no, you are free to get up, wish me well, and move on. If I say "maybe later", I mean it. Stop by in 30 minutes or so if I'm not otherwise busy, and ask again.