A month or so ago, I was with a dancer at a 'no background checks' kind of club, that gets fairly rowdy at times. I was with a dancer for a nearly an hour, had gotten one fairly hot dance from her half way through, then I excused myself, 'If you excuse me, I need to go to the men's room.' Her eyes lit up and she said, 'Mmmm... Maybe I should join you. You can give me a golden shower!' I laughed, turned around, grabbed her and asked, 'Oh yeah, how much will that cost me?' She said, "$50" I declined and said 'I'll stick with the lap dances.' pissed, came back said goodbye to the dancer and my friends, then went home. Up until she gave me a price and called my bluff I thought we had been joking.
A couple of weeks later, back at the same club, it was surprisingly dead. No one was in the bathroom, so I asked the attendent if any girls come back there, he says he gets paid to be quiet. Same response from a couple other NBC clubs, 'what happens in the bathroom, stays in the bathroom, my man!'
So, have any of you gave or received a golden shower in the club? What about plain ol' boring sex in the bathroom?
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Fuck no - what's the point? Why would anyone pay to piss on a dancer, or worse, to be pissed on by a dancer? If I take her someplace private and my dick is out then the last thing I am thinking about is taking a piss.
No. No.
rick pretty much summed it up.
I admit I'm pretty new here. What's a "no background check" club?
I got this from a dancer that I know well enough to believe. She did a Champagne Room gig with a customer that paid her $500 to piss in a cup so that he could drink it. She said that she would do that all day long for $500. So would I. LOL.
@bear2k - clubs that do not run background/criminal checks on their dancers. The girls I run with know of and will not work at these places.
I wouldn't pay to do it, but I'd love to get back at a few ROBs by turning their faces into salt licks.
+1 on rick's comment. Neither side of that does anything for me; I sure as hell ain't gonna pay for it.
so how do you find "no background check" clubs. I'm sure I have been in a few but never clasified them as such.
@wwpmi - ask the GM, or go to the local police dept and ask to speak to a sergeant then ask which clubs he's on thier payroll. You might have to pay each.
No, that's a good question from wwpmi. I think I may have been in a few, given some of the shit dancers told me about their private lives. But it would be good to know, if you gravitate to that kind of thing.
Shit. I doubt that many clubs ever do checks on the dancers. Maybe employees that handle the clubs money but that is about all.
I have met a customer that likes golden showers. I prefer not to do it.
I dropped him after he asked me to go a little farther and..well...you dont want to know.
I want to know! I want the lurid details!! Is there anything sexual about it? I assumed it was all a psychological thing, like denigrating yourself or someone else, like S&M without the pain.
No no no no. I'm serious. Take a golden shower one step farther.
SCAT?
The scatological has no sexual appeal to me; and, stiletto, I am pretty sure I know where that guy wanted to go!
It is just coming lunch time here in camp, you know.
Yes, you guys got it. It honestly makes me want to throw up so.....
Makes me wanna change my user name. LOL.
That shit is nasty.
Lol. It's gross. I sanitized my whole body after dancing on that one. I should have burned my outfit.
I changed my mind. I don't need the details anymore.
Whatever you do, do not google for "two girls one cup". It ain't chocolate ice cream in there...
LOL or goatse
sc- $500 for a urine sample?? Maybe it does pay to "study" to pass the urine test............
This thread makes me feel much less perverted.
minnow - and how many have we both done for FREE?
40oz of malt liquor make me wanna tell you something.
Whatever, ah, floats your boat, Doc, but not my cup of, er, tea, lol.
WTF?! No words gmd...no words.
I told you not to look! Don't blame me.
gmd,
What makes we curious is how you even knew about that?
Believe it or not, my daughter told me. One of her friends pranked her with it.
gmd,
If I were your daughter, I would dis-own that "friend"!
What next Brown Mud baths?
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