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13 years ago
My first story is similar to mmdv26, but it involved anal, so I'll skip that one.
Second story. Tuscl_Bro and I were hanging out (I mean literally) at the now-defunct Blue Diamond. The bartender wanders over to "pervert corner" and I give her a nice stand up back rub. I finish, she turns around, and starts giving me a BBBJ at the bar. A minute later one of the girls on the other side of the bar yells out "Hey, can I get another beer!" So it's now BJ Interruptus. Later the bartender comes back, squirts some lotion into her hand and finishes me off. All for the price of a back rub.
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13 years ago
Alex, remember the art of effective negotiation requires that you not care too much about the outcome. When you care, you transmit all kinds of signals, and you are at an instant disadvantage.
I can empathize. For about a year, I was at the same place as you. But experience taught me that strip clubs are for sex, and not for intimate relationships. Stop fantasizing.
So the real question isn't about the girl, it's about you. What do you want and why are you trying to get it at a strip club?
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13 years ago
We can all be humbled by our "puerile attempts at writing". Didn't anyone notice my misspelling of "Reviw" [sic] in the title of my post?
Anyway, no offence (well, not a lot) intended to anyone. Sasha, I was honed in on beginning sentences. Nice to know you like to patronize clubs. My wife is an ex stripper and she likes to visit as well. Our tastes are completely different. I like the small-breasted, brunette spinners and she likes blonde girls with enhanced boobs.
I'm still in Oman, farmerart. In the past month have discovered the "scene" here, which centers around the tourist hotel bars. Not strip clubs, for sure; still, there are ladies trying to get guys to part with their money for a little sexual excitement. Ah crap, I probably offended Sasha with that one, too!
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13 years ago
Just to close the loop; the two bogus reviews are gone. The earth is back on its axis.
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14 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
The most likely thing is she perceives you are "safe" and she wants to get a good meal without paying for it (maybe her gangsta wannabe boyfriend is a cheap shit). Second most likely thing is she is looking to milk you for meals, then gifts, then rent money. Third possibility (ah, the glimmer of hope) is that she wants to offer OTC action. So, if you like her, and you don't mind paying for a meal, take her out, find out, and be done with it.
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14 years ago
Latest review from mroo is also off, describing the club as one the largest he has been to. Anyone who has been to Mons knows it is fairly small. So maybe there is a bounty for posting bad Mons reviews?
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14 years ago
In 20 years of mongering at strip clubs I have found:
- it's easiest to just have fun at a club within the normal boundaries (what most girls do there)
- it's not too difficult to find a girl that will do more in a club, but only in some clubs (in NYC area, try clubs in Bridgeport or Stamford CT, or Irvington NJ)
- it's more difficult to arrange OTC - it helps to cultivate a few girls to the point where they know you have the money and decent personal habits; then just ask, "Do ever have fun with a guy outside the club? I would like to do that."
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14 years ago
I think the top 100 list is effed-up right now.
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14 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
I am fine with the top 100 list. It reflects the cumulative opinion of a bunch of real reviewers and a few shills.
However, it does not encompass the preferences of all strip club patrons. For example, if you prefer dive bars the way I do, you will not find some of the best clubs of that genre on the list. To find the best dive bars you must combine in depth reading of reviews with your own detective skills, and some unrewarding field work. LOL! Well, someone has to do it!
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14 years ago
The reviews are current enough. In general, the clubs on Bourbon St are expensive and the girls use all kinds of "promises" to separate you from your money.
If I were organizing a trip somewhere with guy friends for the purpose of enjoying women in different ways, I would not go to New Orleans. Have fun drinking and collecting beads.
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14 years ago
California leading the way in new trends again!
Within a year we should see the "Shark Vagisteam" advertised on a late night infomercial.
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14 years ago
Accountant, golf cart girl, house painter, middle school English teacher....and....single mom.
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14 years ago
Art, you wouldn't believe what kind of mileage you can get with a stripper after you impress her with your knowledge of Faulkner, Nietzsche, and post-modernism. Some will even wiggle on your lap for $5 a minute.
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14 years ago
As the dwarf says in Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King, "Certainty of death; low probability of success; what are we waiting for?"
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14 years ago
You should get together with the guy who wanted to buy the girls' panties.
To paraphrase a famous saying, "Leave only hand-prints; take only memories."
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14 years ago
Looks like the club is Chi Chi's. In 10 years of clubbing in Phoenix area, I never went there. This incident reinforces our majority opinion that Fri and Sat nights are not the best times for clubs...too many young and dumb types.
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14 years ago
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all, a good night!
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14 years ago
Ok, profile pic is now back to something more enjoyable. Man, those herpes pics were gross! LOL
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14 years ago
Licking pussy is fun? What's the big deal?
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14 years ago
Giving up our fantasies about a girl we have not fucked is much harder than giving up the girl we have fucked. Why is that? LOL
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14 years ago
Sorry to say, the most likely thing is that she was playing you a bit, trying to develop your preference for her, so you would do her favors or simply spend more money on her at a later date. I give OTC action only a small probability.
BTW, when you wait for the end of the evening to give a girl a ride....that's usually it.
Finally, when you called her she did not respond. That's the strongest evidence it's not going anywhere.
You want stripper pooty? Why? LOL! As a rule, strippers have many issues. However, the approach is simple and direct. First you need a few hundred dollars and a place to take her. Then you need to go into a club and find her. Then you need to ask her.
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14 years ago
1) 0$ - just pay the standard dance price
2) In my personal experience, somewhere between $0 and way-too-fucking-much
3) For mileage, days are better; for girl quality, go nights. Personally, I don't like Fri and Sat nights; the young guys fuck it up for us old farts.
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14 years ago
RD, normally you give really excellent advice, so the stress of the holiday season must be getting to you. In the spirit of Christmas, let's help "Madison" with some of our inside tips and tricks.
1) It's always best to dress like the locals in the clubs. In Wisconsin, a bright yellow, foam rubber cheese wedge worn at a jaunty angle on your head, should help you fit right in.
2) Most girls prefer a man with good personal hygiene. However, the girls who will do OTC really go for a man that exudes a certain backwoods odor. Instead of deodorant, try a liberal application of bear grease to your underarms and privates.
3) To complete the ensemble, consider camo cargo pants with the pockets cut out. The OTC girls will want to give you a preview of their excellent skills, and ready access makes that easier for them.
4) Finally, save your money when it comes to hotels. OTC girls who are attracted to a guy in camo, wearing a cheese head, and slathered in bear grease, don't care what kind of shit hole you are bunking in. Better yet, just park your camper pickup in the lot. Remember to firm up the tires to reduce side wobble.
Enjoy your stay in Wisconsin.
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14 years ago
There is only one sure fire location, and that is Tijuana. Stay in San Diego. Enjoy the relatively warm weather. At night, take a short drive to the border, park, walk across, and take a cab to either Adelitas or Hong Kong. Spend no more than $100 per night, and get whatever you want with a good looking girl.
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14 years ago
Thanks for the camel joke. I am guessing I will e hearing many more.
The "alternatives" are in Dubai and Abu Dhabi. Most of the action is in tourist hotel bars. Working girls in large numbers are available for takeout. Most of the girls are from China, CIS countries, Ethiopia, Philippines, West Africa. Going rate is $100-$200 "short time", and $150-$500 "long time" (overnight). It is illegal but tolerated. In other middle eastern countries, it is not so obvious, but prostitution thrives.