Discussions by parodyman-->

Strippers with an eye patch and one wooden leg... Do they give the best lap dances on the rough seas? It seems to me that TUSCL has gotten stagnant and boring. I blame this on...

TUSCL_Brother, Or should I say Bones. Thanks for the cheap shots at every turn. Every time you post you just prove my points. Just out of curiosity, don't you feel stupid having to sneak around...

Shadowcat, Although I have explained my reasons for disliking you to you before, on more than one occasion, I guess I will have to make one final attempt on educating you. Like the attention seeker that...

THIS STORY TAKEN FROM YASHOO NEWS COURTESY OF REUTERS: Fri Aug 15, 3:33 PM ET HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said...

Scat, are you scatterbrained? For a proud American Archie Bunker type you spell like English is a second language to you. Do you need someone to tell you “damdest” isn't even close to being...

ATTENTION TUSCL MEMBERS! The time has come for us to improve the quality of life in our happy little community here. Although he is 13 and should be able to post messages that fit...

A central theme in a couple of our hero's last postings was his insistence that he has followers. Much like a general in the Salvation Army, shadowcat commands a ragged bunch of old men...

I don't really believe bobbyl is gay. I'm sure he had a legitimate reason for crouching by those holes in the wall of the adult book store. [That was just a little tribute...

Due to a little economic windfall I find myself looking at purchasing a vehicle just for fun. For those of you who are wondering, yes I'm talking about a motorcycle. I'm thinking about traveling cross...

I am curious as to what kind of firearms are owned by TUSCL members. At the moment I own a .22 Marlin Rifle, a Remington 870 12ga. and a Springfield XD Tactical in .45 with...

In another thread arbeeguy wrote, "Let's start a wonderful thread on cyberbullying. I will have a few things to say once it gets going. But I'm not clever enough to start it myself." I...

Will April 25th & 26th at the Columbia Platinum Plus in SC be a total bust? I can't wait to see the bullshit and lies that the old man comes up with but the...

Is it wise to take people from TUSCL into confidence? Even if you have made the pilgrimage to South Carolina to sit at the right hand of the self proclaimed King of TUSCL can...

"Some are just trying to drum up business. Others are just trying to be a part of it. Some just find it different from the pink site. For what ever the reason it is...

On the "Hot Lapdance Forum" I found the following... Wonder how this club rates a 9-10 in most of Premium Events' shill's eyes? Direct quote other than the Patron's name. That has been left out...

New Years Eve is Monday night. Before you go out and get fucked up think about this. Take a little time and be careful. I don't want to come back on Tuesday or Wednesday...

This weekend while visiting my cousin Dorothy and her little dog Toto I had the pleasure of making a stop at Michelle's Beach House. Saturday is the most impressive day of the week to...

Have you noticed that I have not been too active on TUSCL in the past two months. I wanted to give a certain individual time to calm down. The whole point being that posting...

In trying to help my friend Funseeker, I may have inadvertently pissed him off. I do find a great deal of value in his posts. The trip reports are a service to...

For anyone who is interested this will be my last message to our retarded friend davids: "davids / Clifprick / FRUIT LIPS: Instead of trying to insult myself and others by making false claims about...

How often do you have a beaver dinner, go carpet munching, muff diving, yodeling in the canyon, flipping the bean, or tickling the bearded clam? I personally do this as often as I can....

I was thinking that there has got to be another way to rid ourselves of the davids/Clifbar problem. Suddenly it came to me. All we have to do is wait for the little yellow...

I was wondering what types of books TUSCLers are reading. Which are your favorites. I'll start, Horror fiction: anything by Bentley Little. This includes "The Store, The Mailman, and The Resort." Also the new Stephen King...

Let me start by saying that although I do not agree with every facet of U.S. forign policy I find it to be extremely cowardly to malign the U.S. Service men and women personaly....

If you didn't learn this on the playground when you were in grammar school perhaps now is a good time... You DO NOT call some one out, talk a bunch of shit, and then not...

I know a certain troll seems to use this as his favorite insult but do any of you care (re: give a shit) if someone is gay? I know this seems like a funny...

Anyone else enjoying the meltdown of persona non-gratas? Between the weird apologies and knock knock jokes it is becoming aparent the extent of his imbalance. Classic comedy to me!...

Mine is definately anything with a goth twist to it, although the school girl uniform is not bad either....

For me I'd first like to limit the hip hop and rap. Probably I'd mostly play 70's to current rock. Also I wouldn't play it so loud that it is impossible to have a...

I think that clergy, radical feminists, political hacks, christians and other deluded sheep that disaprove of any legal activity, such as adult entertainment, should have to experience it before they deem themselves the...

Give a psychopath a forum... You know the rest. Romantic Lover, why do you keep trying to stir shit up? This message board is for people who LIKE STRIP CLUBS AND STRIPPERS....

How can a guy with no social skills to speak of dump his loser image and become a SMOOTH CRIMINAL? Take heart I've got a few thoughts on the subject! 1. Run through a stop...

Ever notice (how can it be helped) that a certain poster "R.L." seems to be more than a little bit looney. If he hates dancers so much why does he continue to darken this...