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Strippers with an eye patch and one wooden leg... Do they give the best lap dances on the rough seas? It seems to me that TUSCL has gotten stagnant and boring. I blame this on board participation; including mine. I am…
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TUSCL_Brother, Or should I say Bones. Thanks for the cheap shots at every turn. Every time you post you just prove my points. Just out of curiosity, don't you feel stupid having to sneak around on the internet so you won't…
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Shadowcat, Although I have explained my reasons for disliking you to you before, on more than one occasion, I guess I will have to make one final attempt on educating you. Like the attention seeker that you are you could not address…
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THIS STORY TAKEN FROM YASHOO NEWS COURTESY OF REUTERS: Fri Aug 15, 3:33 PM ET HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas school district will let teachers bring guns to class this fall, the district's superintendent said on Friday, in what experts said…
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Scat, are you scatterbrained? For a proud American Archie Bunker type you spell like English is a second language to you. Do you need someone to tell you “damdest†isn't even close to being a word? We can only assume…
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ATTENTION TUSCL MEMBERS! The time has come for us to improve the quality of life in our happy little community here. Although he is 13 and should be able to post messages that fit the adult structure of TUSCL's format…
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A central theme in a couple of our hero's last postings was his insistence that he has followers. Much like a general in the Salvation Army, shadowcat commands a ragged bunch of old men [Apostles?} who think the epitome of…
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I don't really believe bobbyl is gay. I'm sure he had a legitimate reason for crouching by those holes in the wall of the adult book store. [That was just a little tribute to bobbyl's favorite standby the “fag…
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Due to a little economic windfall I find myself looking at purchasing a vehicle just for fun. For those of you who are wondering, yes I'm talking about a motorcycle. I'm thinking about traveling cross country on it so I've been…
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I am curious as to what kind of firearms are owned by TUSCL members. At the moment I own a .22 Marlin Rifle, a Remington 870 12ga. and a Springfield XD Tactical in .45 with tritium night sights. *** Those sad individuals…
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In another thread arbeeguy wrote, "Let's start a wonderful thread on cyberbullying. I will have a few things to say once it gets going. But I'm not clever enough to start it myself." I think that you are full of…
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Will April 25th & 26th at the Columbia Platinum Plus in SC be a total bust? I can't wait to see the bullshit and lies that the old man comes up with but the responses he is receiving in that…
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Is it wise to take people from TUSCL into confidence? Even if you have made the pilgrimage to South Carolina to sit at the right hand of the self proclaimed King of TUSCL can you trust your TUSCL brothers? Personaly I…
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"Some are just trying to drum up business. Others are just trying to be a part of it. Some just find it different from the pink site. For what ever the reason it is always about money. How may strippers…
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On the "Hot Lapdance Forum" I found the following... Wonder how this club rates a 9-10 in most of Premium Events' shill's eyes? Direct quote other than the Patron's name. That has been left out to protect his privacy. Bi-Male Patron: Do…
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New Years Eve is Monday night. Before you go out and get fucked up think about this. Take a little time and be careful. I don't want to come back on Tuesday or Wednesday and find out anyone was hurt…
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This weekend while visiting my cousin Dorothy and her little dog Toto I had the pleasure of making a stop at Michelle's Beach House. Saturday is the most impressive day of the week to go strip clubbing. Anything can happen.…
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Have you noticed that I have not been too active on TUSCL in the past two months. I wanted to give a certain individual time to calm down. The whole point being that posting would go back to normal. Two months…
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In trying to help my friend Funseeker, I may have inadvertently pissed him off. I do find a great deal of value in his posts. The trip reports are a service to anyone who would frequent the same…
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For anyone who is interested this will be my last message to our retarded friend davids: "davids / Clifprick / FRUIT LIPS: Instead of trying to insult myself and others by making false claims about what you WISH our sexual orientation…
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How often do you have a beaver dinner, go carpet munching, muff diving, yodeling in the canyon, flipping the bean, or tickling the bearded clam? I personally do this as often as I can. Mostly because it's not just a…
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I was thinking that there has got to be another way to rid ourselves of the davids/Clifbar problem. Suddenly it came to me. All we have to do is wait for the little yellow bus to come and take him…
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I was wondering what types of books TUSCLers are reading. Which are your favorites. I'll start, Horror fiction: anything by Bentley Little. This includes "The Store, The Mailman, and The Resort." Also the new Stephen King novel about Cell phones was a…
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Let me start by saying that although I do not agree with every facet of U.S. forign policy I find it to be extremely cowardly to malign the U.S. Service men and women personaly. That is why I am calling…
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If you didn't learn this on the playground when you were in grammar school perhaps now is a good time... You DO NOT call some one out, talk a bunch of shit, and then not show up for the fight. That…
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