How often do you have a beaver dinner, go carpet munching, muff diving, yodeling in the canyon, flipping the bean, or tickling the bearded clam? I personally do this as often as I can. Mostly because it's not just a job, it's an adventure. (4-5 times a week)
I dunno, parody.....she can wiggle out of most any trap I've set, and she definitely likes to be the one doing the tying up. Guess I'm gonna have to work on #3.
I try for the glazed donut face as often as possible. I'd gladly do it daily, but that would mean chasing my girl around the house alot, and sometimes by the time I catch her I'm too tired to do anything more.
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1. Set traps
2. Tie her up! (my favorite)
3. Do it so good she won't let go of your hair.