HEARTFELT - NO BULLSHIT

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• jablake

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  17 years ago

  Hi parodyman, Somewhere I have hundreds of plastic license plates with a rebus that you might appreciate. (I don't, btw. I really don't appreciate the idea at least.) I do love rebuses, however. :) It is a white plate with black drawings. There is a large martini glass with an olive, then there is a + sign, a steering wheel, then there is an = sign. After the = sign there is a poor man behind bars. :( Essentially, the message of the rebus is drinking plus driving equals prison time. A good number of people seemed to like not only the rebus, but its message/warning.
• driver01

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  17 years ago

  There is a reason NY's Eve is generally referred to as "amateur night"-- and it has nothing to do with civi girls getting up on stage...lol.
• ThisOldManPlayed1

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  17 years ago

  Thanks for your concern for us Parodyman. Appreciate that. Just changed my plans for NYE. Will be in Memphis with my SO while she works that evening at her casino! As she can't drink, she's my designated driver and fuck. Ooooops, I mean driver!!!! :-)~ I too, encourage all of you to becareful if out celebrating. Please don't drink and drive, call a taxi, use a designated driver, bum a ride from a sober driver, or walk. AND, when the BALL drops, watch who you KISS..... I may be standing beside you!!!!!
• Book Guy

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  17 years ago

  How the hell do you do it, Bones? Introduce me to some of these willing ladies, will ya?
• SuperDude

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  17 years ago

  My 19 year old son has asked me to be his designated driver. I'm proud of him.
• casualguy

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  17 years ago

  I've asked my dog to be a designated driver for me. He barked as if to say yes. So I'm good. Now if I can fix this messed up text size on my pc. . . . Just joking about the dog. I don't have one. . . . not to worry though, I'm not planning on going anywhere either.
• ThisOldManPlayed1

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  17 years ago

  SuperDude - You got one hell of a son there, just for asking. You should be VERY proud of him for taking responsibility for his own care as well as others. BG - If you ever make it to Columbus, you will have a DATE for sure with some of the prettiest and horniest dancers from The Exotic Pearl, I promise. Hope you don't mind getting fucked in the club. For the past 2 months, I can't explain why, but it just seems I fell into a "pot of gold" when it came to dancers. It seems to be slowing up a little, which I welcome. It's hell when you enter your regular club and they have your favorite drink on the bar ready for you. I spend some money, but not a bunch, that's the surprising part. My next TARGET at the club? I met this new club waitress (9), short, reddish-brown short hair, body to kill for (spinner type). She loves showing her tiny tits and ass out on the main floor while serving. She told me last Thursday evening that she wasn't making much money. I told her that T_____ (my current club ATF) & I were headed back to our favorite LD cubicle and that she could visit us on our second song & make a nice tip ($20). I explained her upcoming visit to my bouncer friend, P______, and he had no problems with her coming back in the middle of T______'s and mine 2fer. Low and behold, that 'tart' did come back. She started going down on the ATF and grabbed and stroked Mr Happy while in the trousers. We weren't too sure how 'true' she was to the club, so we kept Mr Happy inside during her visit. I got the chance to suck on her tiny nipples also. I would have put the aforementioned in a club review, but I have too many reviews of this club on there and don't need the count. I'll keep you posted on this new waitress because I am targetting her a proper introduction to Mr Happy. Sorry for rambling on, didn't mean to go this far.
• Book Guy

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  17 years ago

  don't drink and drive I'm getting the impression that this New Year's Eve, more so than ever before, will involve a greater number of ride-checks and police interventions. M.A.D.D. has really upped the ante on Capitol Hill, and has made a concerted (but rather secretive) effort across the USA's state capitols as well. I'd suggest that if ever there were a time NOT to take a few calculated risks, THIS particular NYE would be it. Just a hunch ...