Comments by scatterbrain

Thanks 3131. Good info. Ant ROBs you can think of that I need to steer clear of?

So, are cigars still OK? Not sure based on the comments. I need someone on-site to confirm, please.

Stage smoke...all night.

Christina Aguilera- Dirrty https://youtu.be/4Rg3sAb8Id8

Sorry, this does nothing for me. Very indifferent. Boring actually.

Here are my top three for consideration: Joe Cocker- You Can Leave Your Hat On Kiss- Take it Off (watch the YouTube video) Lynard Skynard- Free Bird...I submit, this is the best song to get a LD to. It's a long song that starts out slow (foreplay) and crescendos towards the end (climax). I've never been able to get a DJ to play it though.

I usually go to the club with no less than $1000, but usually wind up spending around $500-600 per visit.

I'm with shadowcat on this one...nope!

nope. i'm particular that way

yes, simply yes

In no real order: Flight Club, Inkster MI Baby Dolls, Dallas Penthouse, Detroit Tootsies, Miami Scarlett's at Ybor Strip, Tampa Scores, Baltimore Spearmint Rhino, COI Sapphires, Las Vegas HiLiter, Phoenix Atlantis, Chicago Honorable Mention- Players Club, Baltimore (at least, back in the day) Dancers, Indianapolis Dean's Gold, North MIami Industrial Strip, Hammond IN Been to all of these. And I've had fun in most.

Sounds like the start of the "long con". Keep your eyes wide open.

not for me, thanks

My averages are about the same as shailynn

Alyssa MIlano Margot Robbie Jennifer Lopez In no particular order without much thought.

My calculations are somewhere between $100K and $250K lifetime. I've been writing reviews since 2002 (14 years) and typically spend on average $600 per month ~$100K. But I have 170 reviews and I write reviews about once every other visit, so I've maybe been to 340 clubs and spend about $750 per visit ~ $250K. S So I guess I could have bought a really nice car or a very small house (and yes, I have both). But, yes, it was all worth it!

I joined our little group back in 2002. And yes, I consider myself an old fart even though I'm not of full, Medicare retirement age quite yet.

not for me. looks like a transgender

Hand jobs just don't do it for me anymore, especially out on the floor. Cum to think of it, they never did anything for me before. BJ any day of the week for me, please.

If my heart skips any beats my Pacemaker/Internal Cardiac Defibrillator (ICD) kicks in and I recover quickly

She wasn't a favorite, but a friend of favorite. I paid off a small college loan that lingering over head so she could re-establish her credit and go back to school. And yes, I know it when for the college loan because I wired it directly to the school holding the loan.

Jesus is a lucky dude!

20 and 23 for me, thanks.

Not sure I'd like to "hang", but I'd still like to meet judyjudy. Although I'm not convinced this person is a real nearly 50 wannabe dancer. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=12083

http://www.delish.com/food-news/a47995/cafe-fellatio-serves-espresso-and-blowjobs/

3, 9, 24, or 25...the rest would have to have really great personalities or be extra naughty.

Who really cares? Texting really only benefits the dancer....to drum up additional business. We get very little, if anything, out of it; with the possible exception of a diversion from our otherwise boring lives. Just lighten up a little. If texting or sexting gets your juices flowing, then there's a bigger issue you need to deal with. I'd much prefer the in-person attention.

Umm? I can't remember. ;-)

georgemicrodong nailed it. An oversized, white oxford dress shirt. But add black thigh highs and my wallet empties.

The old saying is true, more than a mouthful might be a waste. There's a smaller, petite (but seasoned) dancer at Flight Club near Detroit who has, probably, the smallest chest of all the ladies in there. She does quite well with a solid following (myself included) because she gives great "dances".

entertaining

Ummm, I can't remember.

another vote for a white men's button down dress shirt. add some thigh high stockings and you'll drain my wallet.

And Terry Hatcher too. Wouldn't kick her out of bed either.

Jane Seymour or Allison Goody... Would definitely enjoy their company still!

Another #1 vote for Flight Club in Detroit 'burbs. I'm rarely disappointed there. A close second to Tootsie's in Miami. And although it seems most have not experienced extras at Baby Dolls, I would disagree. A good time can be had with the right lady and after bottle-purchased VIP. I think I t depends on how they've treated LE recently and, like I said, it really depends on the lady and your chemistry with her. Baby Dolls gets an honorable mention from me.

Kim Cattrall will turn 60 next year. Can I put her up for a vote? http://media.photobucket.com/user/thecityalwayson/media/Kim%20Cattrall/Kim-Cattrall-The-Godmother-to-Britn.jpg.html?filters[term]=kim%20cattrall&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=7

I'm old and fat. I know that. Anything positive said my way is an attempt to empty my wallet. I get it. And I usually call them out on it.

Unfortunately for her she's doomed to develop breast ptosis (saggy goons) eventually.

GoVikings. Sent you a pm

I have tickets to the MN Vikings draft party in downtown Minneapolis but can't go. Anybody want them?

I can't wait for this big booty trend to run it's course. Sorry, not for me.

I agree with shadowcat. Did nothing for me. Unless those fun bags are either in my hands or my face, the visuals do nothing for me.

Been there, done that. Very over rated in my opinion.

#5 and #15 please. Love this series.

I was a little proud when I hit 69 unique club reviews. I've added a few more struggling toward the 100+ mark. But my travel has slowed down a bit, so I'm not sure I have the stamina to keep trying new ones. I'd rather stick to what I know and enjoy.

Based on the comments here, my bucket list is nearly complete. Miami- check Detroit- check (many times) Dallas- check COI- check Phoenix- check Atlanta- check Tampa- check I guess internationally, I should go to Tijuana, Germany, Rio (been there, but no SCs), and Montreal (also been there but no SCs) I guess my SC days are winding down. I tend to stay with what I know. And Detroit remains my go to spot.

Did a trip with two decidedly younger than me dancers to Vegas for the weekend. It was a lot of fun and all went well. We smoked lots of cigars, shopped, gambled, and ate nice dinners. We also went to a couple of SCs to se if they might be interested in dancing there. All in all it was a fun trip. My advice, know the dancer(s) well and discuss all expectations up front.

Who really cares

I'm not sure any club would actually enforce it. But if you have a problem with it, they could ask you to leave. I guess that's a form of enforcement.

Sure, why not.

Utah...no question. Damn Mormons.

Four Roses Maker's Mark Knob Creek In no real order.

Never ever take a credit card into a strip club. Nothing good ever results. So, no, I've never done it!

What club or at least what city?

I've only loaned one dancer a substantial amount of money once. A dancer in Phoenix convinced me she really wanted to go back to school but was unable because of a previously unpaid student loan. I had her send the documentation to me and I gave her a cashier's check payable to the institution. No sweat off my back since I was flush with cash at the time and I felt good about supporting education. I never did get repaid though, but I never really thought I would any way. Never loan (or gamble) any money you can't afford to kiss goodbye. My phikosoohy on money and SS.

Previous discussions from her suggest she works in South Jersey. I met a dancer named Alyssa in one of the COI clubs. If the Jersey girl is anything like Cali girl, then yes, I agree she may be pretty special.

Naturally shaped (tear drop), more cohesive (firmer) implants have indeed been around for a couple of years now. The most recent fad is for a temporary (24-48 HR) breast enlargement via saline injections -http://www.bustle.com/articles/37247-24-hour-breast-implants-use-saline-injections-to-temporarily-boost-your-bust What will they think of next?

Yes. Gwen is someone that I wish I'd run into somewhere...like a SC. Mmmmmm!

Buffets....no, never and not outside SC either. But I've had some good meals in many SCs. Flight Club and recently, The St James, come to mind.

I'm probably different. Because I don't over-analyze. It's entertainment, plain and simple. Go in with some cash, pay for what interests you, and leave satisfied. End of story.

Zip code locator for clubs would be nice for us road warriors.

I've met my 'DS' at the Flight Club. Perfect in every way except she went into retirement recently because her leeching boyfriend made her stop working. I'm still hopeful she'll return soon. She is the dancer by which all others are measured. At least by me. Sigh.

La Gloria Cubano, Diesel, Nub, Cohibo, Romeo et Julieta...in no particular order. Just wish more clubs still allowed smoking 'em.

Video games are a colossal waste of time. So, no never.

Two words...rental car. One of the many reasons I only club when I travel.

Quality over quantity for me. And I'm usually willing to pay the premium surcharge.

Yes...Silver Cricket is laid back. Ask for Lindsay, she's a real sweetie. No pressure but just enough sexiness.

Been there as well. But after awhile I usuall pick up the habit again.

Baby Dolls in Dallas. They often have out of towners there. And that club is always busy. Good luck.

Actually I'd be up for #12 iI could request the fill length version of Free Bird. Some of the others don't seem crazy to me.

Yes. I have a favorite there. But I won 't give her up since I don't want the competition. All I can say is she's a Russian MZiLF that only works a few nights a week. Lots of gun in VZiZp, so she's a bit expensive but well worth it.

I've traveled (flights) to Vegas with two dancers only once. No money exchanged hands. I paid for the room, food, flights. We did a little shopping too on me. We had a blast including some time at he local SCs. It's all a matter of trust. I've since lost touch with these babes but it was fun.

I've been to 6 of your clubs listed. I would give the nod to Sapphire's followed by a close second to Penthouse. And I agree Baby Dolls should have made the list. But as has been said...beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So it's only this old fart's opinion.

Very nice. Would love to see her in one of my favorite clubs.

^^. What he said. And I might add Miami or Tampa/St Petersburg to the list.

Back in the day, I would carry business cards from one of my friends and introduce myself as them. I often wonder how much trouble I got some of them in at their work.

Nope, not knowingly. I contribute to the delinquency of minors in other ways just fine.

Pass.

I can't believe this conversation is actually happening. You guys need to get out more....maybe to your favorite SC!

I had one dancer try to guess who I was on this site based on my reviews and habits. She named about four handles and got one right, but I didn't own up to it.

Messi, unbeatable. I'll be the dissenting vote for Argentina

Is this what it'll be like there? http://shooshtime.com/videos/funny/girl-sucks-24-cocks-for-free-drinks_131296/ If so, count me out.

Sort of like the upcoming TUSCL get together in Detroit. Can't wait to see that video.

What farmerart said... Big difference between being in lust vs being in love.

Yes, you're crazy.

A good reason to avoid Flight Club on this night, too much competition for the ladies' attention.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/04/21/texas-man-settles-discrimination-lawsuit-against-hooters-for-not-hiring-male/

Wait....what?! Are you guys doing the math correctly? Are you saying that you 'need' $180k to $240k per year to be comfortable? Tacking on taxes, that would be over $200k-$250k per year. You're talking the average surgeon salary (http://www.bls.gov/oes/2013/may/oes_nat.htm#29-0000). Is that really who's on this board? Doubt it.

Loose pussy...lose pussy.

Meh, I like this one better. Www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEqD19bidbc

D&G seems to have the right chemistry for me. It's the only one of several that gets any comment.

I think I've only ever danced with one '10' in my lengthy SC experience. And she had the entire package for sure and continues to dance, albeit on a limited schedule. So I don't get to see her as often as I would like. She was a a great GFE ITC with a full menu. Most of the dancers I gravitate toward are in the 7-8 range. All that being said, I don't like to rate any woman. They are all special in their own way.

My favorite multi-liquor shot is a Dirty Bong Water. Try it, you might like it.

FlightClub or Penthouse. I've indulged at both in a moment of weakness at both. Fun for everyone as long as the girls are friends and get along.

Yes, I've met a few. And they often get the better part of my fun money on that particular night.

Very anxious to watch. I've been a real football fan all of my life. Even played a little in college...essentially paid my way through.

Cool video. Interesting, ironic, ending.

A couple of years ago, I had a fun evening at Kahoots in Columbus Oh with this girl-next-door athlete - http://www.facebook.com/emmy.oscarlewis

a detroit hottie... www.facebook.com/gretchen.sauerwald

If we can't convince lopaw and HotStuff69babi to show up, it might not be worth the trip. Ladies??

Ask judyjudy. 'She' claims to have done amateur night at BadaBing's near Detroit.

Whiskey- any of the Bourbons from KY, but my personal favorite is Four Roses or Pappy VanWinkle's (very hard to fine) Vodka- New Amsterdam Tequila- El Jimador, inexpensive but as good as Perfidio (which you can't get anymore...sigh

A?my club in LA. Probably.

+1 for Detroit. I've been to Miami and COI and Tampa and East St Louis.... None compare to Detroit.

Sapphire's would be my choice.

I'm with farmerart on this one. I usually have $1k or more on me at any time and twice that amount if I'm heading to the club. This is probably why I've had many fun times in said SC's.

I too have done this on two occasions. Once in Vegas on a road trip with two dancers and once in Dallas with a local. Yes, these experiences were off the charts. A lot of fun ITC ANC ZoTC was even better.

Last time I ended my night my favorite SC I gave my favorite bartender a $50 bill. She's well worth it.

^ no thanks! Ms. Fluker.

HotStuff- never claimed to be a math genius. Scatterbrained...yes. Math genius...no.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The perfect age for any female companionship, whether it's your SO or you CF, is half your age plus seven. No matter what age you are, it works. 20 yr old- 17. 40 yr old- 20. 50yr old- 32. You do the math.

Stupidest thing I've ever heard!

^^ditto tlkDo. I've had some really good times at Sapphire and there's too many ROBs at Rhino. Let us know how it goes.

Players CLub in Baltimore is BYOB and you can take anything in. THe dancers will partake most of the time. I've had some good times in there over the years.

Vanilla Soli and diet Red Bull.

Marqueritas and enchiladas with Mexican son in law.

Yes. Every time I step foot in my favorite clubs.

Last night I spent an inordinate large sum of money on a double dance with two hotties. It was a lot of fun but I'm still regretting it a little today. Could have had more fun in my favorite Detroit area clubs for significantly less. Sigh...

I'll place a vote for Fuzzy Holes in Johnson City TN. A bizarre club in an out of the way city that probably caters to the Nascar fan pool.

^^^ I could say the same thing about the clubs in City of Industry. Very disappointing for sure. But I disagree about the Detroit clubs. You must not be going to Flight Club or Penthouse. These have some of the best line ups I've seen around the country.

None of them do anything for me. But if they can make bank to get their education paid for, then more power to them.

Most of us don't go the strip clubs because we're faithful. Not sure why they think it's anything different than what it really is...a business transaction and a fun diversion from normalcy.

Door #1 please.

Wait?.... JudyJudy is cumming? Now I might be there.

Over-rated:Kate Upton (I'm sure many here will disagree) Under-rated: Angie Harmon (classy with a smoky voice)

^^ you were probably texting back and forth with her much younger brother.

Only in the privacy of VIP or champagne rooms for me. I rarely go on the open floor. Not my cup of tea.

There are about 5-6 ladies that I have a texting relationship with. They all know I'm an out-of-towner so they don't bug me to drop everything and come into the club. They do periodically reach put to see when I'll be back in town again but I have no problem with that. I enjoy each of them in their own way and no one has crossed the line to cause me to drop them from my speed dial. But the moment they start asking for $$, they're dead to me. Establish some early ground rules and some mutual respect for the arrangement and there shouldn't be a problem.

I tend to spent time with the ladies rather than count dances. Seems to work for me and those whose company I enjoy. Looking forward to the same scenario tomorrow (Friday).

Nobody is as stupid as me, so I'm going with none of you.

ReadyPayerOne- I guess I like being 'chum in the water'. But my wealth redistribution plan usually keeps the ladies at my side, even at the new clubs. Tip generously and it don't matter what you're wearing, what you drink, or if you've overspent on some sweep hand watch. It's not rocket science...it's accounting.

Paid in big time this yr...

ask judyjudy

Judy Judy...although I doubt she/he is real.

Come on man, now I can't ever unsee that one.

Any country song.

I'd definitely do this. Sounds like fun.

Free Bird. Classic Lynard Skynard. 9 minutes long. Would make a great LD dance song.

I took a class called Bachelor Living...no kidding! They taught us how to cook and sew, kind of like Home Ec for guys. We all signed up, of, course, because the the teacher was hot. Ah, good memories.

I took a class called Bachelor Living...no kidding! They taught us how to cook and sew, kind of like Home Ec for guys. We all signed up, of, course, because the the teacher was hot. Ah, good memories.

Two words...vaginal rejuvenation.

Detroit, Dallas, Miami, Tampa. In that order

OK. I'm coming clean. Here's my tattoo. And yes, I did actually meet Duchess Kate in New Zealand. http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/07/kate-middleton-new-zealand-photo/

God bless each and every one of them. They put themselves in harms way so I have the freedom to go to strip clubs.

Lopaw- you should get a ball 'no chain tat in her honor.

No problem for me. Some of the most aggressive dancers are small chested. I think they're compensating somehow.

Yes, I have two. Got both of them when my two daughters got theirs. I was nominated for "father of the year" those years...at least in their minds. White collar professional and I just celebrated my 54th birthday. You guys need to lighten up.

Mother Nature. Happened to me on the same night with two different ladies that I've had fun with before.

E. No contest actually.

Just...don't.

Who cares what pants you where as long as they end up around your ankles.

Bahahahaha! Don't bother. It all sucks in Minnesnowta.

Slow and sensual please. Anything else seems mechanical.

Maybe Founder could consider adding this type of feature to tuscl. It would be very helpful for other parts of the country besides Cali.

I was right there with you up until..."We start a relationship, etc…". Dude, haven't you learned anything from this site?

They don't explode, but saline implants have a none deflation rate. When it happens, no harm no foul. And the implant can be replaced rather easily. Silicone gel implants do rupture, but when they do it's much less obvious cosmetically.

I've had some good times at Atlantis...this is my go to club in the SC wasteland that is Chicago.

^ditto what ATACdawg said. Second daughter in 1992 and closed the baby making factory. Wasn't a big deal and my libido has never been better.

It's about frickin' time!!