Please Translate This Dancer-speak to English

20 comments

• SuperDude

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  13 years ago

  There is no such thing as loaning money to a dancer. It's either a gift or payment for services OTC. Maybe the payment for services option is understood without an explicit statement, but depends on the level of communication and the nature of the relationship. Aparrently, she wanted a gift. You avoided getting taken.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Tell her to become a whore unless she can give you sex in the club.
• basketball

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  13 years ago

  Tell her you are a John, not a bank, lol.
• mikeya02

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  13 years ago

  She doesnt need the money. Just wanted to see if you would say yes. A game.
• Alucard

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  13 years ago

  Yes, she's looking for a bank, or a miracle. Tell her to take her $$$$ problems to someone else.
• georgmicrodong

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  13 years ago

  Doesn't pretty much *everything* a dancer like this says translate to "give me money"? She may have been telling the exact literal truth with every word, and it *still* means "give me money."
• sinclair

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  13 years ago

  She thinks she can make $4500 in three weeks by just dancing. Unless she is a top-tier dancer, she needs to start fucking. If not, she will get evicted from her housing and kicked out of school.
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  "She is behind on rent, needs to pay tuition, her car broke down, and she needs to get her license reinstated."
  
  What, no medical bills? Anyway, your offer is on the table, and she knows how to reach you, so you're in good shape if she changes her mind.
• rockie

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  13 years ago

  And your response should be that your not a loan officer, with equal indignation!
• harrydave

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  13 years ago

  Planning is not generally a strong point with the ladies in the clubs.
• Dudester

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  13 years ago

  Translation = my wannabee drug dealer boyfriend heard about a big score he could make if he raises 5 large in the next three weeks. He said he would pay me back. Give me the money because I'm beautiful and you adore me.
• how

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  13 years ago

  Another translation: "I want some dupe to facilitate my continued awful choices in life."
• newmark

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  13 years ago

  Some of these girls don't understand how good they have it. At least the whore option is on the table for them. I can tell you one thing for sure. I can't raise $4500 in three years from fucking, much less three weeks.
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  She wanted you to give her $4500 for no reason other than that she needs it. She may not be a whore but she's also not your girlfriend, your mother or your daughter.
• gsv

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  13 years ago

  Funny you mention this as I've had a girl ask me for $1000 recently. I obviously declined. She even suggested she take it as a loan from me and pay me back in two weeks with interest. Still, not worth the risk. I wouldn't feel comfortable giving a "loan" to a dancer - if I'm going to give them a lump sum amount (and I'll never give $1000 at once), I'm going to expect something nice in return. Yes, the girls may not think they are whores but if they are texting customers and asking them for loans and don't have any other options to get that kind of money, they might have to start fucking part-time at least.
• sharkhunter

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  13 years ago

  I wonder what small percentage of dancers will attempt to figure out how much money they typically make per month and save for expenses that will come up and make a budget for routine expenses? Could it be somewhere between zero to 1 percent?
• sharkhunter

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  13 years ago

  I haven't had a dancer talk about money she owes for several months now. I feel lucky.
• mmdv26

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  13 years ago

  Ask her how she plans to raise the $4500 in the next 3 weeks. Help her with the math. Explain to her that you could help her out...maybe $300 for OTC sex each week would be $900. If she could get 4 other guys to do the same thing for her, then she would reach her goal.
  
  If she figures out that she might be a whore by doing that, suggest that she take up drug dealing or drop out of school. Let her decide.
• rh48hr

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  13 years ago

  Definate loan. Any money you give her without receiving something in return is gone and you won't ever see it again. $4500 in three weeks? A little forward planning should be in order. Three of the four things she mentioned all can be planned ahead for. She needs to learn some lessons the hard way.
• IrishLad

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  13 years ago

  Nobody got it right yet, I'll give you a precise translation...
  
  "May I pleeeeasse have $4,500, you seem dumb/gullible/soft enough to maybe give it to me and I can tell you like me so I thought...hey, why not give it a shot". That is all. It might have been a proposition but you eliminated that likely interpretation.