Squirters

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• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I only had it happen once to me, with the DS. She claims that she has never squirted except that one time with me. It happened when I was fingering her thankfully and not during one of my lengthy oral intensives between her legs.
  
  Just don't let her cum during DATY. As guys, we are not required to endure such things.
• rh48hr

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  9 years ago

  I have never been with a squirter but it's something I've wanted to experience so I'm jealous. Have fun shadow!
• eyeamlong

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  9 years ago

  I was sitting on the couch and saw you entering the ViP room, Later I was getting dances on the couch facing the mirrors . I didn’t see you exit. Yea that dancer is very nice...
• mmdv26

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  9 years ago

  I licked her nearly to completion. She pushed me away and finished the job manually. A torrent of pee erupted and went everywhere as she continued to rub it out at a frenzied pace. She appeared to have an extraordinarily intense and powerful orgasm. For me it was unique to watch and seemed to be authentic. She and I met again a few weeks later, but she was unable to work up to a squirt.
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  9 years ago

  http://www.youporn.com/watch/48617/sinde… There are several porn stars who are squirting specialist. Sindee Jennings is by far my favorite, I just wished she toured as a feature dancer and did private shows at the clubs. I can only dream!
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  The majority of porn "squirting," especially that across the room shit, all seem to be peeing, rather than sexual squirting.
  
  Real "squirters," IME, tend to gush, rather than actually squirt.
• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  It's not cum, it's piss. It happens when she loses control of her ability to hold it in while climaxing. There have been studies on it, examining the chemical consistency with urine and also comparing the volume of urine in the bladder before and after squirting.
• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  This isn't the same report I read in the past, but I am guessing it has similar info.
  
  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23634…
  
  Cum is generally thicker than what a squirter squirts.
• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  Squirters are fun if you're into it. I was dating a civvi who could squirt on demand with a vibrator, and would often do it while fucking too. I'm pretty open minded and I thought she was amazing! One of my fave sex partners ever. It's a preference though...I know some guys who think the whole thing is disgusting. I hope you enjoy her!
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  I agree with @rockstar666. It's fun if you're into it. I love it and miss the GF I had who is a squirter. But, yes, it gets everything wet. You might consider fucking her in the guest bedroom so you don't have to sleep in extra wet sheets.
  
  I enjoyed my squirter in all circumstances, fingering her, fucking her, and eating her out. Sometimes it was more volume than other times and once when she was sitting on my face I nearly drowned! Well, not really, but damn it was a lot of juice coming out of her. But I loved it. Also, her pussy would contract every time and that was nice too.
  
  Be sure to have plenty of water available for her to drink and re-hydrate. Have fun Shadowcat.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  I seriously don't understand this. Why would you want to get pissed on? DS ruined one side of the bed when she did it and we had to sleep in each other's arms on the other side all night.
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  John, its just like anal, some enjoy it, others don't.
• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  I agree Corvus. Anal seems to be all the rage, but not my cup of tea. I kinda figured if you want anal might as well find a guy. Unless she really wants it, but that doesn't make sense to me either.
• VeryBigDawg

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  9 years ago

  Shadow I got a little of that girl today. You have very good tastes!
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Rech - No. It was not the same girl. I don't recall even writing that. I don't make shit up to put on here but I'm damned if I can even remember who that was.
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  Nice one Rech. Poor Scat doesn't know which end is up.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Rech - That was going to keep me awake all night but it finally came to me. I remember her name and the incident. Not one of my best visits to the club and although she was not the hottest stripper I ever got dances from she was way hotter than the 40+ yo that fumblingdice is dating/marrying.
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  Scat,you forgot,"Don't feed the Trolls".
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  Scat,did you forget that you reminded us of your birthday four fucking times this year?
• Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

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  9 years ago

  I've only had three squirters in my life. Two civilian girls and one dancer. I love squirters as long as it is in a hotel room and not in my home :)
• Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx

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  9 years ago

  It was nice seeing you again Scat and meeting your dancer. She is an adorable cutie with a friendly personality. I enjoyed the brief chat with her. Might be a bit too small for me.
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  I've been with squirters! Yes, it's piss! No, it's not brilliant! :(
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  sc,
  
  Just in case...
  
  Oh, and check if it cums in a male version.
  
  
  https://www.google.com/search?biw=1035&b…
• ididthisonce

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  9 years ago

  @ shadow - "what have I gotten myself into?"
  
  A MESS!
• seaboardrr

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  9 years ago

  I swear. Sometimes I'm just embarrassed to be part of the male population. Squirting is not pee. Let me say that again. SQUIRTING IS NOT PEE!!!. Did everyone hear me? Female ejaculate has a different consistency than male ejaculate but it's still not pee. I of course googled just to see this report that has been referenced above and I love how some people take a headline blurb as word of god. It's a study done 1 time using 7 women. It's already been debunked by newer research specifically done because of the absurdity of the study.
  
  What the majority of people see in porn movies called squirting is actually piss. Women don't squirt 2 gallons of ejaculate. Just like the Monsters of Jizz movie series. Do you REALLY think there are guys out there who regularly cum a fucking GALLON of cum? Seriously? Porn or not it's still a movie which is purely for entertainment. Sometimes a woman squirts a lot and soaks the sheets or sometimes it's a just enough to make a wet spot. Either way there is a difference between just having an orgasm and actually squirting during an orgasm and it has nothing to do with pissing all over everything.
  
  Almost all the posts in this thread make me feel like SJG posted them because it's all speculation on what some have read or heard or just think and not based on 1st hand experience. Mrs sea squirts sometimes and just did again last night. From 1st hand experience I can tell you that ACTUAL squirting does't look, smell or taste like pee.
• vincemichaels

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  9 years ago

  And shadowcat is right as usual, He's been around more blocks than Carter has peanuts. LOL Good luck !!
• flagooner

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  9 years ago

  Seaboard. I'm the one who posted that article. While i agree that sometimes squirting is ejaculate most of the time it is piss. But if it makes you feel better to think it isn't piss, keep telling yourself that.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Nice seeing you again too, Mistah. Well nothing here is scaring me off. I do have a king size bed, extra sheets and a spare bedroom. She is too good to pass up. She delivers that GFE that I require for OTC.
• anongirl98

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  9 years ago

  Yeah I feel like squirting is only pee when girls pee instead of squirting lol.
  
  From my personal experience, squirting is just what happens when I'm being f*'d a different way. It doesn't usually come out in a narrow stream but it's usually just cum that gets some projectile distance hahaha. Maybe a bit more watery (not sure why). I know it's not pee because it's happened while I was playing in the shower and what came out was completely clear, no yellow-y color.
  
• larryfisherman

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  9 years ago

  My ex was a squirter. God I miss that woman.
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  @flagooner: As sea says, squirting is a real thing, and doesn't involve urine. The fact that most *depictions* of squirting are fake doesn't make the real thing any less real.
  
  I continue to maintain that "squirt" is the wrong word. While some girls might project their ejaculate a couple of inches, the vast majority that I've seen do something more like gushing than squirting.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Well Larry, that is the first time I have ever heard a man say they missed their ex wives. So why the divorce?
• larryfisherman

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  9 years ago

  Shadowcat- ex girlfriend, not ex wife. I'm only 25, I don't plan on getting married anytime soon.
• Corvus

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  9 years ago

  Shadowcat, looking forward to hearing your thoughts following your GFE with the new girl. Also good to have on hand, plenty of towels.
  
  And for the record, the girl I was seeing until recently who is a squirter, she would project her juices up to five feet. It was an amazing experience to witness and satisfying to know I had a major part in making it happen.
• knight_errant

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  9 years ago

  dated a squirter a few years back and the current gf is a squirter. They seem to have more fun. But they do create a mess and they know it. Don't be shy about putting a couple of towels down underneath before you get to the main act.
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  Shadowcat, you always leave one critical detail out of your stories, color. It makes it harder for us to visualize.
  
  SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  It sounds like you may have to wear an actual raincoat.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Have you as a guy when you are about to cum pee instead of shoot cum – probably not – I was told once there is something in men that blocks the pee when one is about to ejaculate.
  
  I wonder if it’s the same case for women.
  
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  As the saying goes – “when it squirts it pours”
  
• georgmicrodong

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  9 years ago

  @Papi: No, it's not the same for women. Men ejaculate and piss from the same opening. The systems are connected, but the "valves" are father inside.
  
  Women piss from the urethra and ejaculate (not porn squirt, but the *real* thing) from the vagina. That's how you can tell when the porn version is fake, if it's coming out of that little hole *above* the vagina, it's fake.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  That reminds me of a story Papi. When I was in Jr high school(now middle school) the gym coach was teaching us boys sex education. One smart ass asked him "What happens if I urinate while inside of her"? His response was "Trust me. You won't be able to".
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ LOL
• rickdugan

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  9 years ago

  You'll need more than just spare sheets shadow if she squirts that much. Get a special mattress cover, like those that they put on little kids beds when they are still potty training. Seriously. I lived with a heavy duty squirter. While it was kinda' neat never to have to guess when she was cumming, the downside was a mess in the bed every time we had sex. That liquid (whatever you call it) used to soak right through the sheets and mattress pad and into the matress itself. We had to start putting a towel under her every time we had sex, which was a lot since we were in our early 20s at the time.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Fuck her in the shower.
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  :)
  
  SJG
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  rickdugan - I actually have one of those rubber covers over the mattress in the spare bedroom. I got talked into it when I bought the new furniture a year ago. Or a blanket in front of the fire place?
• san_jose_guy

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  9 years ago

  Just plan on having to run the washing machine.
  
  Enjoy!
  
  SJG
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  Papi,
  
  "Fuck her in the shower."
  
  Which hole is that???
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ At your age you're still asking where to stick it in
  
  :)
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  Papi,
  
  I just knew of three holes, but perhaps yours, will fit in smaller holes. :)